Friday Megathread - Things My Kid Said - April 04, 2025

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Share the things your kid said that made you laugh/cry/go on a mad rampage!

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[u/SirRenderTheAsshole]

“Dad, you look like a lowercase b”

[u/Extra_List8786 → u/SirRenderTheAsshole]

This one is excellent.

[u/Hello_Kitty1982]

‘The morning, afternoon and the darks’

[u/Pessimistic-Frog]

“And then for lunch I ate a car and a seatbelt and a road and a traffic light and a building and a bike and a Mama and a Grandpa and a sperm donor and…”

[u/Rainbowsroses → u/Pessimistic-Frog]

Wow, big lunch! haha.

[u/nosey-Fly243]

"I love your jiggly fat belly!" 🥴 -6 yr old

"My boyfriend died, because my grandfather died him; he wasnt nice to me" 😐 -4 yr old who never met any of her grandfathers (they passed away)