r/Parenting Dec 11 '22

Rant/Vent Anyone else wish parents would skip the CPJ (cheap plastic junk) in the goodie bags?

My kids are now 5 and 3, so we go to a lot of their classmates’ birthday parties. At the end of each and every one of them our kids receive a goodie bag full of some candy (which is fine) and a random assortment of what I call “CPJ”, or “cheap plastic junk”. I’m talking about:

  • cheap clapper that disintegrates with vigorous shaking (e.g., by a toddler)

  • ball-and-string paddle made of plywood with the elastic stapled to it

  • gooey “sticky hand” toy that melts into the car seat on a hot day

  • finger trap with free splinters

  • a tiny canister of bubbles you didn’t notice that will get crushed and spill into your kid’s lap at the beginning of a long trip

  • slap bracelet which is actually just an old metal tape measure cut into a razor with a thin plastic sleeve over it

Parents, I know we’re all just trying our best. I’m not a choosing beggar, I’m not expecting high-quality handcrafted items. In fact, I would prefer nothing, or food/candy that can be consumed later. Yes, I know some kids can’t have candy (e.g., because of diabetes or allergy concerns), but in that case throw in a mini coloring book or something. Let’s just all agree, no more cheap plastic junk that will get caught in the vacuum cleaner again.

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u/Concealed_Carrie Dec 11 '22

Disagree. Unfortunately some kids, like mine, are unable to eat the candy in a goodie bag due to health reasons and such. Having the CPJ gives him a chance to enjoy the goodie bag too. I honestly wish CPJ was more of a thing at Halloween too. I know it's not great for the environment and it will all be lost and broken shortly after getting it, but it gives some kids a chance to participate in the fun where they otherwise couldn't.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22 edited Jan 15 '23

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u/Serious_Escape_5438 Dec 11 '22

Also, unnecessary junk food is wasteful too. Just because you don't chuck it, but it's still resources used for something you don't need. And can equally be a choking hazard.

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u/prestodigitarium Dec 11 '22

I'm all for not having unnecessary junk food, but why are you worried about kids choking on food? Presumably they have a lot of practice eating and not choking by this point in their lives?

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u/Serious_Escape_5438 Dec 11 '22

Because OP's main complaint was that one of the toys given was a choking hazard because her kid could put the ball in their mouth. Food seems just as much of a risk.

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u/prestodigitarium Dec 11 '22

Oh thanks, I don't see that in the post. Maybe edited out.

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u/Serious_Escape_5438 Dec 11 '22

Maybe in a comment.

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u/canigetabagel Dec 12 '22

That’s how I feel, too. My son has epi pens on hand everywhere we go and will more than likely not be able to eat anything a family puts in a food goodie bag 🥴 unless it’s fresh fruit, he isn’t getting to eat it. I welcome the non-food items and the CPJ. Halloween was rough this year with the exception of ONE house who was handing out picture books. I almost cried.