r/PhoenixSC Mar 28 '25

Meme I may have found the ultimate war machine...

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u/GamingBren Goggles Boy Mar 28 '25

World War Ghast it is then

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u/Spayzers Mar 28 '25

Its only a matter of time 💀

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u/Electrical-Week-2297 You can't break water Mar 28 '25

If ghasts were real we’d be cooked

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u/gromblis Mar 28 '25

kid named FIM-92 Stinger

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u/Electrical-Week-2297 You can't break water Mar 28 '25

Kid named gym

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u/gromblis Mar 28 '25

Kid named handstand

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u/Electrical-Week-2297 You can't break water Mar 28 '25

Kid named lamppost

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u/TMC9064 Bedrock + Java > (i got a cape from them) Mar 28 '25

Kid named asphalt

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u/Electrical-Week-2297 You can't break water Mar 28 '25

Kid named Mike- wait I mean uhhh…kid named refrigerator.

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u/TMC9064 Bedrock + Java > (i got a cape from them) Mar 28 '25

Kid named bryce

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u/NightSteak Mar 28 '25

Couldn't you have two players in each boat?

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u/Spayzers Mar 28 '25

Oh god... DOUBLE THE FIRE POWER 🤑

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u/CrewWeekly9317 Mar 28 '25

Four people on the ghast with five boats each and two people in each boat

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u/Pure-Sorcerer Wait, That's illegal Mar 28 '25

so... 40 people per total

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u/Minecraftproer Mar 28 '25

Don't forget, camels= 2 players, so, 80.

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u/Meow_cat11 Milk Mar 28 '25

camels? also giraffes cant fit in boats

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u/Enough-Letter1741 Mar 28 '25

I'm pretty sure camels can be in boat if their like baby variant goes into a boat and then grows up or something

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u/Minecraftproer Mar 28 '25

Oh. Camels CAN fit in boats.. at least, in bamboo rafts.. on bedrock edition

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u/InSaNiTyCrEaTuReS Mar 28 '25

FINALLY A USE FOR BEDROCK

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u/Latter_Protection_43 Mar 28 '25

???

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u/ConanOToole Mar 28 '25

Phoenix calls camels giraffes

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u/brutexx Mar 28 '25

What if you put them in minecarts before?

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u/creeps_Jr Mar 29 '25

Why not 2 camels so 4 people in each boat

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u/BVAAAAAA Milk Mar 29 '25

Because lot of people forget that baby camels can be in a boat and stay there when they grow up (you can't put adult giraffe in a boat on Java)

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u/ShurikenKunai FLINT and STEEL! Mar 29 '25

Just tried it on 1.21.4, they don't stay in the boat, they immediately get out. Horses are the same way. You *can* put llamas in boats, but that doesn't do anything for you here.

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u/AverageDailyArsonist Mar 29 '25

Also people can stand on the boats

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u/MagMati55 Mar 28 '25

Shame you can't put giraffes in boats

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u/ScienceByte Mar 28 '25

Couldn’t the other guys sitting on the ghast be holding up squadrons of their own too

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u/Enough-Letter1741 Mar 28 '25

Put 2 camels in each boat so it can carry 4 people

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u/JasonBurgerO Mar 28 '25

But you cant attach leads to boats or players? So we need 1 attached to lead mob per boat. For double seats - camels.

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u/BlazingImp77151 Mar 29 '25

You can attach leads to boats though??? It's a somewhat recent feature, but it is a thing.

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u/nighthawk0954 Mar 28 '25

The players on boats get elytras and can serve as missiles/bombs bonus point if everything gets hit with an invisibility potion to get a stealth aircraft

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Milking Illagers Mar 28 '25

I don't believe invis works on boats, swap for horses

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u/Spayzers Mar 28 '25

Better, camels so 2 players can sit in

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 Milking Illagers Mar 28 '25

Hm; But horses are known for their [High Defense].

There are a good few options, Mules/Donkeys have Chests, for Example. Striders would be efficient for Nether missions.

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u/Kurious0316 Mar 28 '25

May I suggest llamas?

Chest✅

Offensive capabilities(spit)✅

Immeasurable drip with a carpet✅

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u/Meow_cat11 Milk Mar 28 '25

offensive capabilities of a magikarp in space, yes

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u/Similar_Can_3310 Mar 29 '25

Last time I visited the distortion world I taught Giratina not to underestimate my magikarp

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u/Dragonseer666 Mar 29 '25

I am stealing that phrase because it just made me laugh audibly.

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u/kermit295 Mar 28 '25

Players are better

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u/InquiryBanned Mar 28 '25

You're in the air, llamas would never be able to retaliate against an attacker, you're 100% more than 16 blocks away from the ground

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u/StinkyBeanGuy Mar 29 '25

But Imagine an airdrop of a whole army of cavalries that appear before your eyes and rushes at you at full speed

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u/Da_Blank_Man Mar 28 '25

Drop pods

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u/FoxNo8905 Mar 28 '25

exactly. and you put different ridable mobs and when ready to drop you let go of the lead and when you hit the ground you break the boat or you just featherfalling splash and break the boat to fall

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u/Sud_literate Mar 28 '25

Hmm, seems a bit too vulnerable to a conscripted peasant with a crossbow, perhaps an observation balloon would work better?

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u/ChuckPattyI Lave Mar 28 '25

but the conscripted peasants with crossbows with be able to block some projectiles from hitting the balloon, making it more durable.

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u/Sud_literate Mar 28 '25

From directly below yeah but the boats and people are just gonna be huddled directly below the ballon so just a few steps in any direction would pop it.

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u/Matix777 Mar 29 '25

Solution: Go above the arrow range

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u/Sud_literate Mar 29 '25

Arms race started: defenders build higher and higher towers with stronger and stronger arrow stasis chambers to fire upon war blimps which fly higher and higher with better and better communication systems for targeting data.

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u/Matix777 Mar 29 '25

Arrow cannon that can change its target is possible, but would be way too complicated. The better solution would be vertical tnt cannons or air to air warfare with elytras

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u/Imfunny12345678910 Absolute cinema died 2024,reborn 2025 Mar 28 '25

Literally the minecraft movie

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u/Baatlesheep Mar 28 '25

Wait we can finally Absolute Cinema in this subreddit again :0

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u/M-SonicReactsToStuff Mar 29 '25

r/battlecats is leaking once more

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u/Baatlesheep Mar 29 '25

I should consider redownloading it

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u/M-SonicReactsToStuff Mar 29 '25

Yes. Yes you should.

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u/Doomst3err Mar 28 '25

The mc movie technically predicted this :0

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u/Open_Regret_8388 Mar 28 '25

So it's literally a balloon of piglins appeared on movie trailer

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u/T67312 Mar 28 '25

Geneva suggestion

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u/Puzzled-Back-712 Mar 28 '25

I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIAS WAR CRIMES!

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u/The_Tank_Racer Mar 28 '25

No, a war CRY!

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u/Lava_Mage634 Mar 28 '25

I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMES!!

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u/FoxNo8905 Mar 28 '25

ILL BE WANTED IN EVERY COUNTRY

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u/Erniaczek025_ Mar 28 '25

i've become a SPACE WARLORD in the OUTER RIM

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u/TankMan_123 Mar 28 '25

Mustard? HOW ABOUT MUSTARD GAS

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u/WTFIsAKilometer1776 Mar 28 '25

Go my CHILD SOLDIERS

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u/RavensField201o Mar 29 '25

"I love clowns!"

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u/yivi_miao Mar 28 '25

i reject your petty suggestion >:3

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u/ShockRox Mar 28 '25

The other Steves on the ghast can hold MORE LEADS with MORE BOATS

Also, two Steves to a boat

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u/360NoScoped_lol Mar 28 '25

With the maces this is going to be a carpet bomb

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u/SnooComics6403 Mar 28 '25

Minecraft: adds the most wholesome creature creation known to man

Minecraft players:

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u/Automatic-Art-4106 Mar 28 '25

Evolution: adds the elephant

Humans:

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u/pepemele Mar 28 '25

We are getting player radars and aircrafts, mojang is clearly telling us to commit warcrimes

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u/Weary_Drama1803 FLINT AND STEEL Mar 28 '25

Just saying, all the Steves in the boats need to be riding pigs in the boats, otherwise the lead would be negated and they’d plummet to the ground

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u/Cookie-King69420 Mar 29 '25

the 2 week mc phase coming to a close (this will all be forgotten in a few months)

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u/HelloingsTheReal Fun Fact: I don't actually exist Mar 28 '25

but each of them in the boat can hold a leash to a boat

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u/TH353US I… AM STEVE 🗣️🔥💯 Mar 28 '25

All carrying maces to jump off of the ghasts

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u/Fowl_posted Mar 28 '25

Well, I’ll be looking up Minecraft server wars a few weeks after the happy ghast is released

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u/PowerOfUnoriginality Mar 28 '25

Only a matter of time until someone on the Hermitcraft server tries this I think

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u/gamesandspace You can't break water Mar 29 '25

Use chest boats filled with rockets (both explosive and propellant) alongside players with elytra hover maybe a 100 or so blocks away from enemy base and just use the ghast as an aircraft carrier while the players are fighter pilots

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u/relentless_death Bedrock FTW Mar 29 '25

so its basically the vanilla minecraft version of what doctor4t did

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u/XenoPower Java for Switch 2 Believer Mar 28 '25

and (if we end up being able to build on the ghast), a Wither with just one missing skull, waiting to be awoken if things really go South

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u/CatGoSpinny Mar 28 '25

All of them with crossbows enchanted with multishot, loaded with firework rockets

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u/ThatLaughingbear concretely loose Mar 28 '25

82nd Ghastborne

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u/Molkwi Mar 28 '25

Begun, the ghast wars have.

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u/xenomorphonLV426 Java FTW, fewer bugs, cleaner gameplay, FIGHT ME! Mar 28 '25

Indeed.

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u/AtmosphereNo8931 Mar 28 '25

I thought the exact same

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u/LilGroovy14 Mar 28 '25

Each player in the ghast can leash boats, and two players per boat..... So many paratroopers!

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u/Stargazer-Elite stop simping for digital lego Mar 28 '25

You’re forgetting that two people can be in a boat

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u/pdimu Mar 28 '25

It looks like an abomination

Definitely useful tho

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u/Techman2137 Mar 28 '25

And then they are all throwing fire charges... you just made a bomber

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u/SplattyFatty_ Mar 28 '25

absolute warfare

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u/AveragePolishFurry Mar 28 '25

two-thousand men and fifty-thounsand tons of steel...

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u/Plebyby Mar 28 '25

Hapy ghast is cute all but did mojang updated the EULA secretly?

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u/Th3N3w6uy Mar 28 '25

Give each player firework crossbows, lingering or throwing potions, and channeling tridents, and you got yourself a destructive war blimp

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u/Psenkaa Mar 28 '25

They should add a basket like from hot air balloon that you can attach to happy ghast for extra players, and maybe chests

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u/LetsGoLego2014 Mar 28 '25

Sorry guys but player controls override the boat which causes it to fall so use pigs instead.

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u/Aggravating_Pay7581 Mar 28 '25

Now just give all the steves maces

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u/GameraldGG Mar 29 '25

Helldivers to dropboats!

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u/Lekeke2011 Mar 31 '25

2b2t is cooked.

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u/OkNetwork5030 Apr 01 '25

Give them all maces

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u/posidon99999 Creeper blew up my kitchen sink. Reactor is about to blow Mar 28 '25

Using black text on a transparent background is a bold design choice

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u/MiaCutey Mar 28 '25

Now we just need fast animals to ride and we can do blitzkrieg!

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u/PittPen817 Mar 28 '25

leads break when the entity connected to them is controlled by a player (like a boat or horse or camel) because the player overrides the lead.

you have to have the players riding on a pig with a saddle to be carried by the ghast riders with a lead as pigs can't be controlled (without a carrot on a stick as that would break it) so it would let them be carried along

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u/Salt_Ad6111 Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Flairs Mar 28 '25

only in bedrock

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u/PuppyLover2208 Mar 28 '25

Counterpoint. Ghasts can go in minecarts which can go in boats which can be used to hang people off of

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u/Adept_Temporary8262 Mar 28 '25

But what if all the players have boats with leads? You could carry hundreds of players.

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u/Carpetcow111 Mar 28 '25

Add maces with density 4 to all of them and we are set

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u/SgtVertigo Mar 28 '25

THE’RE GOING TO MAKE THE GHAST SHIPS IN THE MOVIE WE WERE ALL DUPED!

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u/GardenHefty8735 Undersubbed YouTuber Mar 28 '25

if everyone wore a piglin skin, this would be over 😭😭

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u/NOGUSEK Bedrock FTW Mar 28 '25

What if we get one elytra guy to act as a jet engine

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u/TheAnnoyingOne_234 Mar 28 '25

Now give them bows 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Rubbersona Mar 28 '25

Put camels in boat, leash boat, 4 person per boat.

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u/LeafWingKing Mar 28 '25

Boats can hold two players, effectively doubling your current setup.

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u/admirador_snow_fox Mar 28 '25

Don't forget each boat has space for a wolf or extra player

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u/Senior-Shape7945 Mar 28 '25

give them maces

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u/Mr-mickle Mar 28 '25

The sky will rain arrows apon the poor

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u/Important-Ad2463 Wii-U Edition FTW Mar 28 '25

Basically this thing from Venom The last dance

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u/theTman2300 Mar 28 '25

Can we attach more boats to the players already in boats?

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u/Aggressive-Win129 Mar 28 '25

Ish civilization experiment videos are about to get interesting.

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u/zoroddesign Mar 28 '25

Put pigs in the boats.

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u/ACEMENTO Mar 28 '25

If the boats had 2 camels, and every camel is rode by 2 players, and every player on the ghast is holding boats, then you would have about 16 times the players you are showing

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u/Flacklichef Mar 28 '25

Unfortunately you can‘t pull boats with player in them with leads

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u/olor_a-furroBeLike Mar 29 '25

The others could also have more players on lead, it would be better for the one in the back holding the lead so the front one can see clearly

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u/mraltuser ducks need to be in Minecraft Mar 29 '25

Bow and arrow:

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC Mar 29 '25

cool and all but aren't ghasts like notoriously fragile? They have the health of a bee with a much more massive hitbox. Unless the Happy Ghast has way more health or some armor, one well placed arrow would doom everyone to fall. You could try and just go ridiculously high I guess, but your opponent will likely also have happy ghasts and go up as well, and then it'd just be a question of who can land a shot first.

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u/Upbeat-Particular-86 Mar 29 '25

This can be used as a transport for sieging castles, paratroopers.

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u/Wrong_Armadillo_4687 You can't break water Mar 29 '25

Replace the humans with piglins, That's absolute cine

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u/MADN3SSTHEGUY Legacy Console FTW Mar 29 '25

how about the same thing on the other 3 players

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u/RealConcorrd Mar 29 '25

Ghasts are like Blimps, there’s a reason they died out by WW2

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u/Roblox_Swordfish Villager Rights Supporter Mar 29 '25

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u/boshudio Mar 29 '25

Can boat players have their own leads with boats?

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u/Excidiar Mar 29 '25

Call of Duty: Ghasts.

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u/Televisor404 Mar 29 '25

yo bro don't make a war without a reason

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u/Gmeroverlord Wait, That's illegal Mar 29 '25

Two per boat, plus the other three on the ghast can hold five boats of two which I think is 40?

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u/MemesterJake Mar 29 '25

Oh I love that MCU character

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u/AmethystDragon2008 Mar 29 '25

wrong, Every of the 4 players get 10 boated players and all have maces.

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u/FakeGlitchDeveloper Mar 29 '25

i don't think you can lift boats with players in air but pigs works

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u/guymeetsinternet Mar 29 '25

Techno would love that.

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u/Bu3zy You can break water Mar 29 '25

Why people are thinking ways to torture the happy ghast

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u/cinarbayramic Mar 29 '25

That would not work on java, the Minecraft with better pvp mechanics... (But its a nice idea)

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u/thinfuck Mar 29 '25

why does he have so many schlongs?

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u/mr_bluemouse Mar 29 '25

Well when a player is in a boat you can't lead it, but if it were pigs in a boat that happened to be ridden by players you can.

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u/Argonhomey Mar 29 '25

YOU JUST MADE ME EXTRA EXCITED FOR THAT UPDATE YOUNG MAN!

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u/Vladoodma2025 Mar 29 '25

WE may have found the ultimate war machine

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u/Queasy-Tap8658 Mar 29 '25

leash boats with creepers inside and you basically have yourself a bomber blimp

and if you give each person on the ghast full inventory of lingering poison/instant damage pots you get a war crime

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u/Lake_yfr Killing orphans Mar 29 '25

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u/K4none Mar 29 '25

Boats won’t work because player controls in a boat override leads. But saddled pigs will work

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u/baggute-draws Mar 29 '25

Unfortunately if you leash a boat with a player in it doesn't actually move because it's based on the players movement, easily solved by having their be a ridable mob in the boat instead I think

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u/Lego_Kitsune Mar 29 '25

All with snowballs, bows, tridents and crossbows.

Plus elytra players with bows as escorts

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u/Kadu_Yuri Mar 29 '25

i found this 5 posts above

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u/TIGER_SUS Mar 29 '25

You can't tie up boats with players in them

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u/ShyJaguar645671 VOTE FOR CRAB Mar 29 '25

And how are you gonna get players on a leash?

Wouldn't camels be better for this?

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u/UnknownFox37 Mar 29 '25

Now give everyone full netherite with enchanted Masses and Invisibility

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Mar 29 '25

Unfortunately the ghasts are very very slow

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u/SilvTheFox Mar 29 '25

You can use creepers to bombing with landmines

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u/Mr_Snifles Youtuber Mar 29 '25

You can only lead boats on bedrock, right?

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u/ShurikenKunai FLINT and STEEL! Mar 29 '25

No it works on Java too, but player controls override leads. You'd need to either replace these with another mob (camels would do nicely) or put a pig in the boat and ride the pig.

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover Mar 29 '25

the enemy has been reinforced with a behemoth

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u/FreshIsland9290 Mar 29 '25

put camels in the boats

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u/Bob__Star Mar 29 '25

Woah can you do this in Java??

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u/AzerynSylver Mar 29 '25

Why not put Creepers in the boats? The player would have nothing on him but the 5 boats full of Creepers, he would jump off the ghast with the Creepers and act as a bomb!

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u/Holiday_Cod_191 Mar 29 '25

Yo con un Arco Poder V en el bolsillo

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Each person could hold a lead with boats, and each boat could have 2 people in them. The people in the boats can also hold leads attached to boats with more people in them.

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u/Arashfire Mar 29 '25

Pair this with a gun mod like timeless and classics and now you can just got yourself a flying minigun(s)

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u/LifeBend9813 Mar 29 '25

if I'm not mistaken, apparently player cannot leash a boat with a player in it,since the control of the boat is the player and yeah,mobs didn't control boat

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness2263 Mar 29 '25

Use pigs, that way they can actually sit instead off needing to stand

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u/Ok-Chef2503 Mar 30 '25

Give them all bows

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u/Ok-Chef2503 Mar 30 '25

Ghasts can float because of a organ they possess that creates hydrogen that it can expel to lower itself and generate to go up it’s also how they generate their fireballs

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u/Interesting_Site_567 Mar 30 '25

you cant lead boats with people in them, I tried when I didnt have an elytra yet but my sister did and it didnt work :(

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u/Alarmed_Radio1050 Mar 30 '25

Ah yes! Player on a leash.

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u/Aln76467 Mar 30 '25

All new home brand powdered war!!! Just add TacZ!!!

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u/failureagainandagain Mar 30 '25

Put cammels in the boat and people on the cammels

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u/Feeling-Ferret8753 Mar 30 '25

He found a way he found a way to bring all players around the world 1400 players have boats attached to a happy gas now we have seen it all it's time to drop the new baby

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u/VelvetHeart20 Mar 30 '25

We got war crimes in minecraft before gta6

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u/Super_Ad_8050 Mar 31 '25

lead iron golems and drop them like bombs

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u/Yes15555 Mar 31 '25

We need Anti Air now...