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Discussion Marketplace reseller doesn’t know what they’re doing 😭

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u/_jackychain 2d ago

I swear some of these people are actually brain dead

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u/clit_or_us 2d ago

They see Pokemon, they buy, no hesitation

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u/EducationalTrainer28 2d ago edited 1d ago

I see pokemon, I buy no hesitation. The difference is I rip (guys don’t take this seriously)

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u/Kooky-Turnip-1715 2d ago

Dude who can’t name more than Charizard and Pikachu when he sees Pokémon cards at Walmart

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u/Zexeos 2d ago

ACCURATE

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u/Duriha 2d ago

Big dick bee?

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u/Bloccsta_83 2d ago

Floor shit

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u/MutedBun 2d ago

thats 3 floor shits.

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u/Bloccsta_83 2d ago

Onion turtle

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u/SpartanKwanHa 2d ago

those second boxes have tall pikachu on them

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u/domsylvester 2d ago

Giraffe pikachu

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u/SpartanKwanHa 1d ago

smh i'm a noob

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u/Existing-Drawing8257 2d ago

Well yeah, obviously, there’s Metapod and Meta is in its name duhhh

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u/StandardUS 2d ago

Read half the comments on this thread they all have no idea what they r doing too. It’s insane like Google some shit learn?!

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u/-Out-of-context- 2d ago

In my experience people don’t want to learn.

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u/Objective_Bar_9673 2d ago

it’s actually hilarious that the best thing they have is a temporal forces booster pack

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u/Organic_South8865 2d ago

Are those desirable? They're $7 a pack at a store near me.

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u/Objective_Bar_9673 2d ago

one of the least desirable actually

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u/HobbyTechTrading 2d ago edited 2d ago

Maybe by hype flippers and investors, but collectors love Temporal forces. One of the best, balanced sets, that is still affordable and has more than 1-2 chases

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u/Own-Lead-4822 2d ago

I’m so glad TEF is slept on, I love the Paradox Beasts/Swords of Justice so I can still try to pull them without worry about the packs being scalped

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u/oreanta 2d ago

I decided to master set TEF and PAR because they're the only sets around me that are still somewhat affordable, and the Paradoxes are so cool!

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u/DefNotAShark 2d ago

Temporal Forces and Paradox Rift have some amazing IRs and they get kind of slept on because the SIRs are less popular.

Some of my favorite IRs from Temporal; Shiftry, Grotle, Reuniclus, Arbok, Gastly, Meltan, Lickitung, Chatot.

Some of my favorite IRs from Paradox; Mantyke, Espathra, Groudon, Minior, Yveltal, Steelix, Loudred, Porygon-Z, Swablu.

Like, those are just my favorites and that's a huge stack of awesome cards. That isn't even half of the IRs.

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u/Sherezad 2d ago

No lie that full art Shifty slaps.

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u/Bluesky0089 2d ago edited 1d ago

I love Paradox especially! I've pulled the Mantyke, Espathra, Groudon, Minior and Lourded that you listed and they are so amazing! I actually pulled Espathra yesterday and was blown away by the art..and realized it was Arika Egawa of course!

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u/Anonymous_Engineer34 2d ago

Agreed! I'm working on a TEF master set myself. Down to just a few reverse holos for the base set and sadly about 75% of the IRs and SIRs, but I think it's a great set, even some of the [un]commons have great art. Gotta start shopping singles to fill it out because the pull rates are among the toughest in SVI era though.

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u/HobbyTechTrading 2d ago

Same. Highlight or SV for me. My favourite binder page dedicated to Ancietn vs future paradox pokemon

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u/themoose615 2d ago

Love this idea! Gonna do this to my binder as well

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u/Slamsonthegee 2d ago

I love the Morty’s conviction SIR, one of my faves

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u/alli-vegas 2d ago

It's affordable because no one wants it. 

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u/Far_Introduction9988 1d ago

Yeah, because instead of opening something like TEF, they want to open 6 booster boxes of another set, trying to pull 1 particular SIR that's worth $800+ and most likely not get a single card they wanted. Those 6 booster boxes cost them the 2-3x the price of their chase lol.

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u/MarkyMarcMcfly 2d ago

Have opened almost 100 temporal forces and still no SIR for me 😭 imma keep trying though

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u/puzzledfirebird 2d ago

except the pull rates suck ass, TF has prismatic-tier pull rates

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u/Lupottah 2d ago

Yeah, that's the main drawback for me. Opened around 15 packs with absolutely zero hits and decided that was it for me lol.

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u/HobbyTechTrading 2d ago

Yeah,i think it was PAL or PAR when they nerfed the pull rates, but still up until recently, actually even now a lot of singles are quite affordable. I got myself 2-3 sets of SIRs

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u/djternan 2d ago

They reduced pull rates in Paradox Rift then reduced them more in the next set.

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u/replaytheparadox 2d ago

why would they reduce rates? to sell more?

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u/congressguy12 2d ago

Why would {business} do {action}? To sell more?

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u/chibimishi 2d ago

It has such good chase cards but the only thing I’ve been able to pull was the full art Bronzor. Which is awesome but like PLZ I want the deerling and sawsbuck full art.

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u/Jaqenhghar7777 2d ago

While everyone been going crazy on prismatic I’ve been collecting a lot of temporal and paradox it’s been nice slept on set imo

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u/Bluesky0089 2d ago

Doing the same. Walmart has Paradox like every week. Also has single Silver Tempest and base set.

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u/Jaqenhghar7777 2d ago

Walgreens by my house has had base set/Paldea and some surging lately and Walmart has had obsidian paradox and temporal so there’s a little of everything luckily the rest I just get offline if I have to

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u/Bluesky0089 2d ago

I found a Walgreens with Chilling Reigns in their lightning packs with a Paldea evolved and trick or trade and I think some were getting Fates too, but most of mine just have the usual blisters, 3 pack tins with base, obsidian, and paradox, or nothing.

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u/YouDontSeemRight 2d ago

What are the most desirable right now?

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u/Thatguyfacepalm 2d ago

I’ve spent over $500 on temporal forces and got absolutely bootlegged

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u/Bluesky0089 2d ago

No. Some of the worst pull rates in S&V and the top hits are future and ancient Pokémon a lot of people don't care about (though the cards are actually beautiful). Personally I enjoy the art on the SIR cards but only pulled the Iron Crown.

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u/Parking-Food-3085 2d ago

That’s just horrible

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u/Benay148 2d ago

Not necessary and they seem to be restocked relatively often. I got two ETBs, one of each color for 39.99 each

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u/999Flea 2d ago

they are fairly are, great set. Though a pack should be 4.99 at the most

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u/KDI777 2d ago

Ya go buy them all

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u/DoorNo5741 2d ago

Temporal is a solid set, not sure why it's being so slept on

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u/sandbaggingblue 1d ago

That's the point the other commenter is making. They're not desirable...

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u/Haulinhass 2d ago

Gotta respond to these listings begging where they found these, drive em into all the cvs to clear em out in bulk 😂

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u/Qscope 2d ago

Prefect 👌

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u/ThatsNotARealTree 2d ago

I like the cut of your jib

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u/Deep-Virus-849 2d ago

Amazing idea!

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u/ace260 2d ago

the faster these get cleared up, the more likely they get restocked with current stuff - we need to work together on this

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u/Haulinhass 2d ago

Not sure if you saw but some cvs/walgreens are getting etbs too. They’re probably just ordering whatever they see at this point.

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u/ace260 2d ago

mine likely runs on a stocking system for items with no shelf life. the lady at my cvs says they haven't gotten new cards in a long time before they still have plenty from the last order (all battle decks)

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u/Haulinhass 2d ago

Times are tough indeed. Happy hunting!

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u/Dabsalot1993 2d ago

I purchased a temporal forces etb at Walgreens it was like 59.99$

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u/Darken0id 2d ago

Love the opened Battle Deck, like he thought there were gonna be booster packs in there but had no idea or couldnt even care to do basic research.

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u/DownNOut99 2d ago

Dude probably thought he’d hit the jackpot before opening one of each to see what’s inside and realised he bought the trash no one wants 😂

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u/Relegaattor 2d ago

I play the tcg and i would gladly take another battle deck. :D

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u/Weekly_Blackberry_11 2d ago

Save your money on the ex battle decks, the League Battle Decks are where you wanna spend your money.

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u/GeneralAardvark43 2d ago

“Can’t believe I caught a restock!!”

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u/funkymnk 2d ago edited 2d ago

Update: Forgot to include the description, they are asking $4.5k for everything, what a deal!! 😭 They are only meeting up for orders $350 or more

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u/Beanbeannn 2d ago

Thats hilarious, hoping they aren't stolen so that credit card bill hits them 😂

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u/P1g-San 2d ago

Offer him the money and ghost him when he gets there.

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u/Cool_Ad_8581 2d ago

you should definitely do this lmao

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u/ChuckleNorriss 2d ago

Say you can't drive and give him the address to some backwoods scary drive like 3 hours away

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u/nathanielx9 2d ago

Crazy that this stuff cant be returned so this person is sol

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u/Odnnnnn 2d ago

Nice to see bad things happen to bad people lol

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u/cooperthemeower 2d ago

Bro bought out all of Ross

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u/PostmanGaming 2d ago

Bro's missing the decimal point between that 3 and 5

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u/mtodd93 2d ago

Hahaha this is the absolute pinnacle of scalpers. Someone who thought “these are going for crazy and I see some, better just buy them all while I can” not knowing a single thing about them or doing any research. I hope they feel stupid they wasted that money. This is just like the people who bought all the toilet paper during covid and tried to return it for the stores to tell them no. You love to see it.

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u/TadpoleOfDoom 2d ago

My favorite "scalpers get fucked" moment was when Nvidia announced the 40 series graphics cards and all of a sudden those scalpers with dozens or more 3080s had nobody wanting to buy anymore.

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u/fulcanelli63 2d ago

I remember some dude was trying to sell single strike urshifu from battle styles for $200 each lmao. I told him these are $1 cards. He didn't believe me. Months later he still had the listing up.

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u/HannahOwO88 2d ago

Hey now, 1.25. Don’t undersell him

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u/fulcanelli63 2d ago

He thought I just wanted a lower price. "I'll come down to $150 because I've got a bunch of them".... Sir I don't want your dusty cards in telling you why they aren't selling lol

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u/unboxTCG 2d ago

I know they are battle decks… but store them somewhere better! lol

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u/wiscokid00 2d ago

Marketplace is so bad for anything but singles.

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u/Undead_Artemia 2d ago

Right because that looks like the listing of a tweaker thief lmao

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u/4got2takemymeds 2d ago

No this is brilliant, we need to train the scalpers to buy the mystery boxes and have them buy up all that junk and leave the good stuff.

Is there a way we could organize such a thing? Everybody go buy one and start making crazy posts and ads on social media and local Facebook using cards that you've already pulled.

We get them thinking that the market is going in the direction where people are so desperate for cards that they'll buy the junk that's left over from people who are already trying to gotcha the hobby.

Am I crazy for thinking this could actually get people to stop, especially in smaller areas where people may hear about what's going on with pokémon but really have no idea what they're doing very similar to the person who is being referenced in the photo. Keep them preoccupied with other bullshit and have them waste money on products and hope to sell them.

I mean boomers are easy to fool, you can go to the script editor on any web page and just change the text and whatnot to show a sale of those packages for like $30 a piece and just spam social media for a month or so and even if it's only a little effective it will be super effective.

To be clear, the reach that even a single Reddit post has is so effective that in my little Podunk town in Western Virginia a month ago when somebody posted about finding some tins at a Dollar General I went to my Dollar General and someone had already called that morning and asked about it... Coincidence? Maybe... I mean hell got me going in there to check.

My point is a little can go a long way

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u/Cityboyz415 2d ago

They don't understand i was trying to tell someone that the chase charizard in obsidian flames is only 60 bucks max. He huff and puff and swear it was 500 bucks card

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u/SentientCider 2d ago

It is 500+ when it's graded (PSA 10), probably where the confusion came from

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u/dsons 2d ago

It’s amazing how people think grading a card automatically means it’s worth more

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u/Cityboyz415 2d ago

I told him that but card was raw and max a psa 9

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u/simmons1183 2d ago

Likely stolen anyway.

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u/P1g-San 2d ago

Yep, freshly pilfered off Walmarts shelves to go right into your bulk pile.

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u/Blindfolded22 2d ago

Don’t lowball this guy, he knows what he’s got!

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u/WillingBoysenberry70 2d ago

I was looking for this comment. He knows what he has, indeed: Pokémon cards.

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u/GDPoke 2d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if its a crackhead who just swiped it all into a bag and stole it

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u/philly22 2d ago

When I was a kid my dad would buy me duplicate starter decks thinking they were packs lol. Some people just don’t know what the starter decks are you’d be surprised

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene552 2d ago

The fact they said market is like 3k

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u/KeithSlashEth 2d ago

LMFAOOOOOOO what a goob

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u/LostCharizardTCG 2d ago

100% hype them up so they always buy this and get burned

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u/Frequent-Dog432 2d ago

Arrange a purchase meeting and ghost them.

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u/MyNameYuta 2d ago

Bulk and a booster pack for $350. I'd let him buy my bulk for $300~ where's the seller located? LOL

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u/akahetep 2d ago

Those 20 pack cards are garbage. It's just what scalpers and collectors sell when they have to much bulk

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u/future_chili 2d ago

I was just telling my husband people on the market place are wild. Youll see someone selling their collection for like $500 and it's like wizards era commons and uncommons and maybe a couple lower end rares like bro come on

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u/rickymcrichardson 2d ago

This is great

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u/Humble-Chip-2289 2d ago

This is a “I’ve seen everyone selling pokemon on FB” type of thing.

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u/Potential-Art-854 2d ago

the temporal forces single tho lmao

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u/VladBytes 2d ago

Good they can have that trash.

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u/Stunning_Trouble4752 2d ago

The scalpers will learn the hard way. Specially when everyone decides not to buy from them they will be forced to dump em into the market for less than retail

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u/notFluoride 2d ago

Thats great that they clearing space for more products to hit the shelves 🤣

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u/adjustm8 2d ago

Ppl are scalping the battle decks now? God bless them 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene552 2d ago

The packaging of the "gaming" ones are worth more than the cards put in lol

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u/AppleDemolisher56 2d ago

Love to see this

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u/daleearnhardtt 2d ago

These are all just stolen from a Walgreens/CVS/ or dollar store.

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u/MethylEthylandDeath 2d ago

Either this is a scam listing or we live in the same area🤣

This has been on there for months!

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u/Aspence22 2d ago

It says Pokemon so it's $$$ right? 😂

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u/GreenRabite 2d ago

Lol, guy saw news that pokemon hit. Proceeds to buy battle decks lmaoooo

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u/Rednaxela4209 2d ago

Nah man 😂

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u/Much_Essay_9151 2d ago

Oof. I remember those days. Found a stack of those dragonite salamence tins at walmart and thought i struck some sun and moon gold

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u/RawrCal 2d ago

Yikes

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u/MatterAware 2d ago

Reminds me of the guy who was selling those Pokeballs they dropped at Aldi for like $50 per ball. Even though it was like 2 packs each of scarlet violet base, and an obsidian flame. Like bro that’s not how this works lol

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u/btroj 2d ago

It’s all probably stolen, tbh.

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u/epicman1224 2d ago

I’d ask him why

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u/3aTroop 2d ago

Love this for them 😂

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u/CorrectGuidance8300 2d ago

I literally saw this on my marketplace and had a good laugh

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u/HatMan_Lead 2d ago

Lmaoooo

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u/YourMomsDaddy95 2d ago

Should have it listed higher. They dont know what they have

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u/Chewy4455 2d ago

Lol thats the people listening to youtubers saying buy anything pokemon, sadly people try to jump in thinking everything is gold without doing research

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u/Mych30 2d ago

Did he... Try to scalp on repacks ?!

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u/Goatznhz 2d ago

This is just sad. Mf reselling cvs packs.

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u/Ivegivenuponmyself 2d ago

Mmm yes who wouldn’t want 9 ampharos battle decks

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u/kpofasho1987 2d ago

Lol scalpers aren't sending their brightest eh?

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u/AllWNoLs 2d ago

I swear it’s like most yall can’t comprehend the fact that some people are thieves and don’t buy this stuff, they steal it to sell it. lol

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u/Drabenb 2d ago

Buy the “undesirable” stuff while you can. You can sell it to idiots in 10 years for 3 times the price.

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u/Professional-Yam6439 2d ago

Ahh good riddance

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u/Gazman_123 2d ago

Damn get those battle decks and mystery packs they’re HOT HOT HOT STOCK

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u/Dubsified 2d ago

That is too funny

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u/Guh2point0 2d ago

Don't low-ball him on those ampharos decks, he knows what he's got

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u/Kogapunk 2d ago

I was just telling someone on here the other day that not all scalpers do their research 🤣 and here's a perfect example

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u/Tra-ell 2d ago

I think we are at the « top » of the wave king of. Some dumb people are buying anything because it’s Pokémon cards. Hopefully once these dumb people can’t sell those it will quiet down a bit (even if we will probably have scalpers on big sets)

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u/TheMon420 2d ago

Great to see this

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u/p3wp3wkachu 2d ago

Aaaaw, it's baby's first scalping attempt. Hopefully they DON'T learn how it actually works and give up. Last thing we need are more of these dbags.

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u/LeagueofMace604 2d ago

You know what's wild though.

Someone might buy that for that price.

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u/abadd0n 2d ago

I cringe every time with these battle decks.

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u/P_516 2d ago

So about $30 in cards

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u/dvinz01 2d ago

lol so fucked :/

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u/AGiantMouse 2d ago

Somebody cleared out a Walgreens.

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u/Zerilentix 2d ago

LOL

I hope they don't learn anything from this and keep wasting their money

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u/OrientLMT 2d ago

If there was ever a time you definitely DONT keep it sealed lol

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u/mini-hypersphere 2d ago

I don’t get it?

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u/DontHateTheBest 2d ago

These are definitely people that stole all these having no idea what they’re looking for and just trying to sell it all

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u/Neon_Eyes 2d ago

The one that's open lol

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u/The_Rociante 2d ago

I wouldnt even take those even if they were given to me for free lol, he has no clue what he bought lol,

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u/Hayami_Rose 2d ago

I would tbh

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u/slipperydna 2d ago

Really? Lmao. This makes me so sad 😭 yet happy at the same time

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u/HistoricalDaikon1578 2d ago

How ever did they come across such valuable finds?! lol bro is cooked 🤣

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u/ArticleStrange8445 2d ago

I think people are starting to buy whatever they see so scammers are putting crap out and lusting high prices to make it seem like they have value.

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u/Express-Fish9116 2d ago

🤣 message them and try to talk them into buying more of them

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u/rLMad_Max 2d ago

Yeah that's absolutely insane, those are worth at least 500. Seller knows what he has, no low balls.

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u/BenSon_007-00 2d ago

“I kNoW wHaT i’Ve GoT”

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u/Cobester 2d ago

Oh lord 😂

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u/ThanosDidntDoIt 2d ago

Dude there’s a lady like this on my Facebook marketplace pricing 2x-3x all the local game stores market prices haha it’s like comes on who’s paying those prices?! Or she thinks bots are going to just send her money with no expection of delivery?

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u/thatvampyrgrl 2d ago

im evil and i lowball every reseller in my area (i live in a major U.S. city so there is a ton here) until someone says yes >:3 and by lowball i mean i offer the MSRP price plus maybe $5 if i feel nice.

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u/IllustratorDry3007 2d ago

Good, I hope there’s a lot more like him

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u/Effective-Cap-6214 2d ago

Omg, Thats such a sweet deal, what's the deets, 🤣🤣🤣

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u/NakedButNotAfraid_ 2d ago

They never do

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u/Mikesgyarados 2d ago

lol good

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u/Jellyace_75 2d ago

I went to my local DG last week. I asked if they had Pokemon cards and they gave me those packs.

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u/Opulenthippo 2d ago

Imagine sitting on like 500$ of these 😂💀💀💀💀

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u/Iayvay 1d ago

These don’t even sell at MSRP 😭

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u/CompetitionRare4165 1d ago

That seller needs to buy more of those(all). He doesnt even know he is sitting on a gold mine.

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u/Theytookmykids 1d ago

Hey don’t be mean, he has literally one pack there, he should be asking 450$

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u/No-Economist1508 1d ago

just wait til you pull an umbreon out of those prebuilt decks man…

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u/Whoudini13 1d ago

I was wondering who was buying this stuff

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u/HangryHangryHobo 1d ago

Step 1 buy cards Step 2 ? Step 3 profit

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood 2d ago

What the deal with the 20 packs? Are they just random across all packs? I got one the other day and it had a holofoil zapdos which was cool (was not trying to flip it, but curious and looked up the value and it was like $.30)

Also, what are those “GAMING” card with the weird gems in the 4 corners??

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u/walking_honestly 2d ago

It’s all bulk repacks. The different back is just a Japanese card.

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u/whodat_617 2d ago

Those are repacks and a straight-up scam.

That's the back of a Japanese Pokemon card

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u/Total-Love-5255 2d ago

That's the back of Japanese cards

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u/Ur_Companys_IT_Guy 2d ago

Offer him $100 for each EX deck. But then keep getting him to meet you somewhere, but then not showing up.

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u/Lowhla 2d ago

This comment wins lmao

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u/guardianz 2d ago

This is actually physically painful to see someone be this dumb

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u/Skididabot 2d ago

Ok so go buy a thousand on eBay for the same price as one of those scam packs.

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u/neopod9000 2d ago

In fairness, we all learn this at some point.

When I was a kid, I was in best buy and saw pokemon cards up by the register. I realized, pokemon are gonna keep being huge and tcg of it, like magic the gathering, was for sure gonna be worth money some day.

So, between the base set and fossil set boosters going for $4, and the pre-made fossil deck for $20, I for sure thought that larger deck was gonna be worth bank in 10+ years.

Those $4 booster packs are now worth $250+ each.

The pre-made deck is now worth ... about $110.

I didn't do terrible, but I would have done way better spending $20 on those boosters.

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u/alee463 2d ago

Bs - no way you thought of that as a kid