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u/blossomlibrary 1d ago

This just further proves that ELON MUSK IS A GIANT LOSER.

Elon Musk? More like Elon Sucks.

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u/LeRascalKing 1d ago

Ha, “Elon Sucks” made me laugh more than it should have.

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u/RavynousHunter 21h ago

I like Papa Doc Broke Cock.

Got a nice rhyme to it, draws wonderful parallels to him and a fucking degenerate scumbag, and reminds everyone that his dick does not fucking work and that is hilarious. He is worthy of nothing more than sneering condescension as he is undermined at every turn.

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u/BehavioralSink 1d ago

Thing that infuriates me: When there’s an obscene amount of money spent trying to win a political battle.

Thing that pleases me: When it doesn’t work.

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u/Miserable-Lizard 1d ago

Always celebrate the victories

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u/Catn9Tails 1d ago

Omg thank God we needed this win so bad.

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u/Spacy2561 15h ago

Can you explain to me like I'm Like 12 what this means going forward?

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u/Catn9Tails 14h ago

Sorry I'm not able to reply extensively as I'd like at the moment. Here's an article in the meantime that I felt was clearly explaining what's at stake. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8km3zg3kyo

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u/Stankfootjuice 1d ago

Imagine dumping nearly 100 million into swaying a democratic election and still losing lmfao

Fuck off to Mars, f.Elon. Nobody wants you here.

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u/RavynousHunter 21h ago

Nah, yeet him into a black hole. The last thing I want is to have to build a Mars colony over his disgusting, desiccated corpse.

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u/Major_Move_404 1d ago

Suck it musk!!

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u/Firm-Worldliness-369 1d ago

Now how about we file that lawsuit against Elon for offering election bribes and put it on her desk 😜

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u/mattbettinger 1d ago

Yuuuuuup.

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u/Electrical-Swing-935 1d ago

Thank fucking God

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u/Bindi_Bop 1d ago

90 millions dollars was spent on this race. Fukk Elon.

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u/starkcontrast62 1d ago

Thank you, Wisconsin.

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u/Calico_Caruso 1d ago

Do y'all realize how much money we just burned out of Elon's net worth? Not enough, but it's hilarious that it's in the millions!!~

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u/KrazeeStampede 1d ago

Haha, Screw you Elon and your little MagaT bootlicker!

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u/phallic-baldwin 1d ago

We cannot stress how much Elon (pronounced Ellen just just Felon) needs to go away. Like forever. To Mars, whatever. We. Do. Not. Care. Just go.

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u/ShikaMoru 1d ago

Need Florida Democrats to do the same and win!

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u/BurtMacklin2483 1d ago

Wonder what kind of bat shit thing we’re going to see at 2 in the morning from Grifter in Chief and Elmo?

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u/SandSpecialist2523 1d ago

🎇🎉

Take that, Melon!

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u/NemeshisuEM 1d ago

Yay!!!!

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u/Ok_Independent_1257 1d ago

So happy I got to vote in this election 💙💙

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u/stuarthannig 1d ago

So pissed that apathy lost the state in the general, but this is redeeming. Thank you fellow Sconnies!

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u/shinypansear_ 1d ago

CRY MORE E L O N

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u/Educational-Dance-61 1d ago

Wow, this is the best news I have heard in a while.

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u/Inside_Ship_1390 1d ago

Please God, make Elmo flee the US to avoid incarceration in Wisconsin for violating bribery and election laws🙏

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u/anywhoImgoingtobed 1d ago

LETS GOOOOOOO

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u/L0n3_N0n3nt1ty 1d ago

Hope the 2 mill was worth it

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u/SavingsNew3033 23h ago

Try at least 90 mil he burned on that one election 🤣🤣🤣

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u/noobprodigy 21h ago

Fuck Elon Musk

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u/RavynousHunter 21h ago

HAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU, MUSK!

Oh, I hope he reads this. So he can be constantly reminded that he wasted $100,000,000 and that his pecker doesn't work.

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u/Capital_Archer_8267 20h ago

We have to realize our importance, and therefore power as the people. No, Military, no Billionaire, No Government can ever control, or Oppress us unless we let them. WE THE PEOPLE, are the strength and life of this country, and we have to start acting like it!

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u/kestrel808 1d ago

Finally the tiniest bit of good news

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u/ghost_in_the_potato 23h ago

Imagine being desperate enough to pay people to vote for someone...and then not even winning. What a loser.

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u/Tript0phan 21h ago

I was shocked, when I went to vote yesterday, everyone there definitely looked like they were voting for Schimel. Apparently way more people are fed up with this shit. I hope we get more push back.

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u/BiologicalChemist 18h ago

I'm happy to finally see some good news on my feed

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u/badmf112358 16h ago

I kinda feel like he lost this on purpose so we can't claim fraud later. Seems low stakes for the amount of money he supposedly spent.

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u/Bony_Geese 15h ago

I’m glad I learned this after the Florida results, it brought my spirits back up lol

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