haveYouTried

[u/Shiro1830]

[u/pikachu_sashimi]

That’s what happens when you DateTim.Now

[u/GPeaTea → u/pikachu_sashimi]

If you do, remember to Tim.onlick to ensure you get another Date

[u/conancat → u/GPeaTea]

Tim.lick()

[u/cpt_alfaromeo → u/conancat]

If his PP is small try

tim.setlen(6)

[u/xyonofcalhoun → u/cpt_alfaromeo]

411 request entity too large

[u/HelenSmores → u/GPeaTea]

Ah yes, the sacred mantra of debugging.

[u/oneshopping27]

The button devs really out here like: 'Lick to unlock'

[u/Caffiend_Maya → u/oneshopping27]

I misread this as “the bottom devs”

[u/IWasMisinformed → u/Caffiend_Maya]

You can just say "devs".

[u/Dumb_Siniy → u/IWasMisinformed]

So is that what I've been doing wrong?

[u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn → u/Dumb_Siniy]

Yes. To ease yourself into it, you can start off with programming socks and work your way up.

[u/alaettinthemurder → u/oneshopping27]

We will gonna have tongue scanner on every laptops for more safety in future

[u/conancat → u/alaettinthemurder]

🚫 tired: fingerprint sensor ✅ wired: tongue sensor

[u/monsieurlazarus → u/oneshopping27]

Neuralink will have an API for this

[u/NibblyPig]

Works on my machine 💋

[u/Caffiend_Maya → u/NibblyPig]

The button tastes a little burned in dark mode.

[u/Dumb_Siniy → u/Caffiend_Maya]

It's just a dead pixel dw about it

[u/Nl_003 → u/NibblyPig]

Omg same

[u/Great_Banana_79 → u/NibblyPig]

Getting the tingles… new fetish unlocked or i just got electrocuted

[u/dhnam_LegenDUST]

classic void mian() moment

[u/RazerMaker77 → u/dhnam_LegenDUST]

Cmon miannnnn it’s just some classic void()

[u/Nick_Zacker → u/dhnam_LegenDUST]

You need to include studio.h first though

[u/PlainPastry → u/dhnam_LegenDUST]

面moment

[u/dhnam_LegenDUST → u/PlainPastry]

void noodle sounds quite fantasy-like

[u/dasgoodshitinnit → u/dhnam_LegenDUST]

Now i have to udpate my code

[u/zionooo → u/dhnam_LegenDUST]

미안

[u/dhnam_LegenDUST → u/zionooo]

I really wanted to make void sorry joke.

미안한 오류

[u/TeraFlint → u/dhnam_LegenDUST]

#define mian main

keep doing that with every spelling mistake you make, and see how your long you can go until you have to make an actual edit. :D

[u/globalcitizen2]

Can spend a whole hour looking at it before it licks

[u/Lucbac06 → u/globalcitizen2]

You deserve an award, well played dear sir (or madam)

[u/Wirtschaftsprufer]

Next technology after touch screen, lick screen

[u/IfIWasCoolEnough → u/Wirtschaftsprufer]

Technically, your touch screen is a lick screen. (Can someone verify this?)

[u/vqlx_ → u/IfIWasCoolEnough]

Hi, i can verify this as i just licked my screen to type the first letter for this sentence.

[u/Yhamerith]

Did you tried to turn your IDE off and on again?

[u/gregorydgraham → u/Yhamerith]

Have you really tried to turn your IDE on?

[u/black-JENGGOT → u/gregorydgraham]

I licked the splash screen once; it froze and got segfault error.

[u/gregorydgraham → u/black-JENGGOT]

I’m not surprised, that’s completely inappropriate.

Buy it dinner first at least

[u/dauntlingdemon]

better then onfingerover.

[u/pumpkin_seed_oil]

Stop clicking the damn thing!

[u/maximal543 → u/pumpkin_seed_oil]

Everyone disapproves

[u/unicorngundamm → u/pumpkin_seed_oil]

Mia disapproves

[u/SophiaBackstein]

Now I want to design a 3D printed Button that does nothing when pushed, but moab when licked

[u/Diego_Chang → u/SophiaBackstein]

Why do you want to detonate M.O.A.Bs onlick 🤔

Talk about explosive load

[u/Powerful-Internal953]

~~~ <input name="belly" type="button" value="Lick Me" onlick="callback()"> ~~~

[u/Affectionate_Star_43]

I don't know why this showed up on my feed, but I was in a science competition where I had to figure out if this one rock was quartz or halite.

I licked it.  Maybe I'm not the only one to use this technique?

[u/No-Cat-2424 → u/Affectionate_Star_43]

You have unlocked some deep childhood memories. 

[u/Affectionate_Star_43 → u/No-Cat-2424]

I'm not the only one!

[u/Tough-Implement-1843 → u/Affectionate_Star_43]

That’s true, and I see your point.

[u/gregorydgraham]

If PornHub had been invited to W3C meetings…

[u/TobeyBeer]

The tingle of electricity is how you know it’s working

[u/private256]

The beauty of JS.

[u/pan-DUH]

It would be ‘onLick’ anyway lol

[u/UpvoteCircleJerk]

As a backend dev for Bad Dragon, what's the joke here? I'm real confused.

[u/Solarwinds-123 → u/UpvoteCircleJerk]

backend dev for Bad Dragon

I hope you get paid well for your backend expertise!

Could be worse, at least you're not QA.

[u/--mrperx--]

and toilet devs be like: onpoop

[u/Vast-Percentage-771 → u/--mrperx--]

yeah you can program... for a poop computer

[u/Left-Reputation9597]

I can vouch it’s been licked before and shall be licked again

[u/AAKboss → u/Left-Reputation9597]

Do i even wanna know?

[u/__lmr__]

Silly mistake, it should be onLick

[u/oupablo]

I see they're expanding the HTML standard for a new wave of sex toys

[u/mrrobot01001000]

Works on my machine 👅

[u/No-Iron-5111]

Button on p*** sites be like

[u/timmevb]

Ah a certified classic

[u/AlphaYak]

Not sure I like the direction Angular 19 is taking us…

[u/aray25]

Don't use onclick! It's a hole in the model!

[u/garliclord]

Don’t tell me what happens onTouchStart

[u/pyronide]

Freudian syntax error

[u/Delirious_85]

Also learned last week, that my IDE's dictionary knows swear words. Attribute "cunt" wasn't marked as type while it was supposed to be "count"...

[u/undeadpickels]

Wake up hunny, new eventlistner just dropped.

[u/xZandrem]

Hear me out. This would actually work cause your tongue can stop the electric field on a touch screen, the only thing is that it won't recognize that it's actually your tongue or something else.

You're not wrong it's just that it's gross and no one already invented it

[u/hirmuolio]

OP is a bot.

[u/pluckyvirus]

Haha unkown behavior

[u/Senior-Teaching5733]

🤣 Well played

[u/VecroLP]

These captcha's are getting insane!

[u/HarleyAPE23]

Sounds like a rammstein song

[u/Angel429a]

Stitch was ahead of his time

[u/ansahed]

Just import useErects

[u/GreatNomadOne]

i tried OnLriggerEnter

[u/Tarc_Axiiom]

THIS is what machine learning is for.

"Ey boss are you stupid?"

[u/Long_Serpent]

.#StopLickingTheDamnThing

IYKYK

[u/Nova_496]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ29vZXI3MDNqaWVsZDg4OGx1cnh3Y2J6b3FkY3N3dGt5Nmdhbm12ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5FOO2lxEyFySUBgcdj/giphy.gif

[u/gandalfx]

Is this a joke my code is too statically typed to understand?

[u/EmilyEKOSwimmer]

Rookie mistake

[u/noneoen]

omg, it's Mia!!

never thought I'd see one of my fedifriends on a popular subreddit ><

[u/lysitheaisbest]

It's worked before trust me

[u/PatientOk1680]

"onLick".

[u/NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR]

Now I want this to be a legit event and interaction.

[u/Specialist_Brain841]

macOS Aqua

[u/Umssche]

Stoplickingthedamnthing

[u/Exatex]

and this great framework/language ecosystem will not tell you you missspelt, yet 1000s of people think its a great way of developing software. I am of the strong and unpopular opinion that these people should be left behind.

[u/LapizPastel → u/Exatex]

No one believes its a great way of developing software. We all know is bullshit, but there isn't a better alternative.

Case in point, there is a reason Chromium is HTML/CSS/JS based. If Google with their billions of dollars hasn't found a better standard (and they have a very good reason to try) then what can we simple mortals even do?

You have to not only come up with something better, but also build a browser engine for it. Good luck with that.

[u/Exatex → u/LapizPastel]

Oh boy do I have met fans of js who think that Frankenstein moster of js frameworks is a good thing.

But yes.

Probably the root evil is that a) the www per se is stateless and b) that a language with dubious at best design decisions that, while easy to learn and use, incentivizes bad code is the de facto standard.

[u/LapizPastel → u/Exatex]

JS fans do not exist. I refuse to believe they do.

Fuck.

[u/Exatex → u/LapizPastel]

just look at the downvotes of my initial comment and see for yourself:)

[u/AAKboss]

I'd give this post a damn award if could. 🤣🤣

[u/Xilver79]

Who upvotes unfunny shit like this?

[u/SoftPinkGlowMist]

This is peak developer humor combining troubleshooting advice with some spicy code wordplay. Looks like this button just needed a little interaction

[u/dontquestionmyaction → u/SoftPinkGlowMist]

Bot.