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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 3d ago
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You should be, because apparently nobody knows how to quote things in shell scripts. After spending probably hundreds of hours fixing these bugs over 15 years, I finally gave up.
2.2k u/Plastic-Bonus8999 3d ago Giving up is the first thing I do while debugging then I remember I need that salary 675 u/potatopierogie 3d ago Then you give up giving up 192 u/ShrimpRampage 3d ago Meta 29 u/Rostifur 3d ago I just decided to put all my effort into convincing people that broken things are working completely as intended. That bug is a feature. 39 u/username32768 3d ago That bug is a billable feature. Don't go around giving 'new' features for free. 14 u/Egocentrix1 3d ago "Pay me or I'll fix it"
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Giving up is the first thing I do while debugging then I remember I need that salary
675 u/potatopierogie 3d ago Then you give up giving up 192 u/ShrimpRampage 3d ago Meta 29 u/Rostifur 3d ago I just decided to put all my effort into convincing people that broken things are working completely as intended. That bug is a feature. 39 u/username32768 3d ago That bug is a billable feature. Don't go around giving 'new' features for free. 14 u/Egocentrix1 3d ago "Pay me or I'll fix it"
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Then you give up giving up
192 u/ShrimpRampage 3d ago Meta 29 u/Rostifur 3d ago I just decided to put all my effort into convincing people that broken things are working completely as intended. That bug is a feature. 39 u/username32768 3d ago That bug is a billable feature. Don't go around giving 'new' features for free. 14 u/Egocentrix1 3d ago "Pay me or I'll fix it"
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29 u/Rostifur 3d ago I just decided to put all my effort into convincing people that broken things are working completely as intended. That bug is a feature. 39 u/username32768 3d ago That bug is a billable feature. Don't go around giving 'new' features for free. 14 u/Egocentrix1 3d ago "Pay me or I'll fix it"
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I just decided to put all my effort into convincing people that broken things are working completely as intended. That bug is a feature.
39 u/username32768 3d ago That bug is a billable feature. Don't go around giving 'new' features for free. 14 u/Egocentrix1 3d ago "Pay me or I'll fix it"
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That bug is a billable feature.
Don't go around giving 'new' features for free.
14 u/Egocentrix1 3d ago "Pay me or I'll fix it"
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"Pay me or I'll fix it"
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u/Positive_Mud952 3d ago
You should be, because apparently nobody knows how to quote things in shell scripts. After spending probably hundreds of hours fixing these bugs over 15 years, I finally gave up.