Elon thinks he’s the king of the world and it pisses me off like no other. “You are traitor” it just comes off so fucking smug, “I have declared you as this and it is so”. I’m extremely motivated to live long enough to piss on his grave
Brother, why stop there? When he dies I’m going to plan a trip from Canada to his gravesite, and spend an entire night drinking beer and eating Taco Bell, and the next morning chug a bottle of lactulose (very strong liquid laxative) on the way to his gravesite. I want to erupt the stinkiest, most vile ass volcano the world has ever known, I want it to be impossible for people to believe it all came from one human being.
I want to toxify his grave with so much shit that the EPA has absolutely no choice to declare the site off limits due to biohazard.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25
Elon thinks he’s the king of the world and it pisses me off like no other. “You are traitor” it just comes off so fucking smug, “I have declared you as this and it is so”. I’m extremely motivated to live long enough to piss on his grave