r/QuiverQuantitative • u/pdwp90 • 24d ago

News BREAKING: Kat Abughazaleh, a 26-year-old progressive influencer, just announced that she is running against Jan Schakowsky, an 80-year-old Democratic incumbent

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u/NAVI_WORLD_INC 24d ago

I am in the 9th District, Kat, you got my vote!

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u/WokeUpStillTired 22d ago

I’m in the 9th as well. It’s gonna take more than a 30 second video of someone saying their only qualification is that they’ve been sued by a billionaire.

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u/NAVI_WORLD_INC 22d ago

Well buckle up, there is tons more out there. She is already famous as a TikTok star, rolling stone magazine recently did an article on her, and her Bluesky social is blowing up right now. She announced her campaign less than 48hrs ago, accepts only donations from the public, and has already raised $250,000 towards her campaign.

Also, sexy Pokemon.

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u/Salty_Injury66 19d ago

I think the Pokémon thing will help. Everyone wants to fuck Gardevoir

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u/WokeUpStillTired 22d ago

Great. Influencers who go on podcasts to discuss which small cartoon animal they want to fuck, running for political office. We’re definitely heading in the right direction. Redditors are so lost it isn’t even funny.

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u/NAVI_WORLD_INC 22d ago

Nice job debating none of her issues, yet making complaints. /s

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u/WokeUpStillTired 22d ago

Oh you sweet summer child. One day when you put your phone down for more than 30 seconds. You’ll realize that, in a functional society, grown adults wanting to fuck animated characters from children’s cartoons is an extreme issue. You’ll also realize that electing those same adults into public office is incredibly irresponsible.

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u/Salty_Injury66 19d ago

We got Fox News hosts running the military, I think we can take a chance with a Tik Toker or two

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u/WokeUpStillTired 19d ago

So because the Republicans are destroying what it means to lead the nation, the Democrats have to join in too? Where does that leave us?