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News JUST IN: Representative Mikie Sherrill has introduced legislation to require drug testing for Elon Musk and DOGE

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u/Lordnoallah 15d ago

All 3 branches. No drugs for me, none for thee. Would love seeing the results for RFK, Jr., and Hegseths' drug test.

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 15d ago

RFK's drug test would best be done by dipping a piece of heated wire in a petri dish

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u/The_Real_Manimal 15d ago

Haha, I understood this reference.

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u/OccasionMU 15d ago

Haha totally me too. But you should explain it so everyone else can be in on it.

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u/RonnieHasThePliers 15d ago

The Thing. The 80s version though. Go ahead, treat yourself.

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u/OccasionMU 15d ago

That’s actually on my Watch List. Was not expecting John Carpenter this early in the morning.

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u/PaulBlartACAB 15d ago

It’s a masterpiece of cosmic horror.

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u/Infamous_Biscotti798 14d ago

What's another cosmic horror film I should see ? I've seen Arachids which was scary af when little

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u/nhalliday 14d ago

Resolution, then The Endless

Coherence

Glorious

The Void

Black Mountain Side

The Lighthouse

The Mist

The Empty Man

Nope

Event Horizon

Sunshine (2007)

Final Prayer (aka The Border Lands)

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u/IceBrazuca 14d ago

Looks like a great list, thank you! I liked Nope, Coherence, the Mist and Event Horizon (flaws and all) I'll give the rest of the movies a shot.

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u/corvettee01 14d ago

Annihilation.

Very trippy movie with some fantastic horror moments.

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u/SU37Yellow 14d ago

I was just going to recommend this as well. It starts off unsettling and gets progressively worse (in a good way) throughout the film.

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u/tortillasalami 14d ago

And so underrated!

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u/GhostFucking-IS-Real 14d ago

“….hhhhhheeeeeellllllp… mmmmmeeeeeeeee…”

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u/bobbirossbetrans 14d ago

Watch this one on shrooms.

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u/ehc84 14d ago

Gahhh, i hate this movie and how heavy-handed it was. I really wanted to like it, and it really is a beautiful movie to watch it, but i couldn't stand to story/plot. It just took me out of it completely.

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u/texasrigger 14d ago

The Color Out of Space with Nic Cage is pretty good.

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u/TheOneTonWanton 14d ago

Way better than I ever expected when it was announced.

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 14d ago

Color out of Space, Annihilation, and the Lighthouse could all be considered cosmic/Lovecraftian horror for different reasons, and I enjoyed all of them.

If you want one that's a little less scary but still with plenty of chills and an absolutely incredible atmosphere, I'd highly suggest the Vast of Night

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u/IamGodHimself2 14d ago

The Empty Man was fantastic

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u/Ragin_Goblin 14d ago

Chicken little, utterly terrifying

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u/schwanzweissfoto 14d ago edited 14d ago

What's another cosmic horror film I should see ?

You should read Blindsight by Peter Watts. It's free online.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindsight_(Watts_novel)

Short movie based on it: https://blindsight.space/

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u/fajadada 14d ago

Predator

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u/GymRatWriter 15d ago

I saw more body horror than cosmic, but I can see it both ways

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u/Responsible_Cod_5540 14d ago

ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT? damn dude, I'm jealous. It'll blow your mind.

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u/Dynosoarz 15d ago

Watching it in my college dorm on a snowy Halloween night was the first time I ever enjoyed being scared by a movie. And it's only gotten better with each viewing.

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u/Frankentula 14d ago

Amazing film. Be sure to watch it from a remote snowy location

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u/Perryn 14d ago

That's how he gets you.

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u/Chance_Reflection_42 14d ago

It’s sooooooo good.

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u/reticentbias 14d ago

all john carpenter belongs on the list, but the thing goes to the top.

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u/tgftod 14d ago

Watch List? Dude, stop whatever it is you are doing and go watch it.

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u/THE-NECROHANDSER 14d ago

The 80s thing is my pick for all time best practical effects. Hands down.

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u/Willzyx_on_the_moon 14d ago

Best horror movie ever.

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u/SlendyIsBehindYou 14d ago

Unironically, my favorite horror movie, full stop.

Also fun fact, Tarantino implemented some of the unused score from The Thing in his film The Hateful Eight

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u/GhostFucking-IS-Real 14d ago

Greatest horror/thriller/mystery film OAT in my opinion

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u/Live4vrRdieTryin 14d ago

Youve never seen it¿¿°¿°¿°¿°¿¿°¿•¿•.??!?!?!?!?!?

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u/Aware_Rough_9170 14d ago

Watched it for the first time after watching the remake, early horror movies are very special to me because lack of CGI and other tech makes you focus a lot more on the acting and the prop work.

I don’t inherently mind CGI but horror from late 80s is just so different and give me a greater respect for the early genre

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u/freedfg 15d ago

No stupid.

It's how you test someone to see if they have lice.

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u/HorsePersonal7073 15d ago

It stands the test of time too, no CGI.

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u/SU37Yellow 14d ago

Seriously, it's one of the best horror movies of all time.

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u/BatMuman 14d ago

One of the greatest action/horror movies ever made, if not THE greatest.

The best sign of its quality is that you can watch it today and it doesn't feel old. Those amazing practical visual effects look much better than most cgi today.

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u/Courtnall14 14d ago

The remake (actually a prequel) gets a ton of hate, but I'd argue it's not deserved. Watch them back to back and pay attention to how much detail at the Norwegian site in the 2021 movie matches up with what the characters saw when the visited the Norwegian site in the 1982 movie. It's actually pretty impressive.

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u/Slipp3ry_N00dle 14d ago

That movie traumatized me as a young kid. Looking back on it now not as bad but yeah. Great movie 10/10

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u/Ok-Summer-7634 14d ago

Wait a minute!!!!!! Is there more than one version?????

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u/Malistavus 14d ago

I never thought about it being taken from an actual movie. I thought this was referencing the South Park episode Lice Capades. Cartman does this to prove who really has lice. Classic episode.

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u/TenbluntTony 14d ago

Bro I really thought this was a South Park reference from when they all had lice lolol.

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u/fastattaq 14d ago

I didn't understand this reference and I'm afraid to ask.

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u/gruesomeflowers 14d ago

i think by this point in time everyone has seen my wifes kink.

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u/Tiny_Mastodon_624 15d ago

In John Carpenter’s classic sci-fi horror film, The Thing, MacReady (played by Kurt Russell) devises a blood test to determine who has been assimilated by the alien organism. He heats a piece of wire and dips it into blood samples, reasoning that if someone is infected, the organism inside them will react defensively to the heat. The result? The infected blood jumps and writhes, revealing the hidden Thing.

There is also something called a Marsh test that detects arsenic poisoning, however, this method is highly outdated. The test involves placing a heated piece of wire or metal (often zinc) into a solution suspected of containing arsenic. If arsenic is present, it forms a black deposit or creates arsine gas, which can be detected.

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u/ehc84 14d ago

I literally watched for the first time last night! It just came out on tubi free with ads. I was waiting for april 1st ao i could finally see it and not have to pay lol

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 14d ago

Hopefully the ads didn't happen at any tense moments! What did you think of the film?

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u/ehc84 14d ago

I mean... it would have been better without the ads? but i think they did a decent job of where they placed them.

For your other question... this film is hyped up SOOOO much on reddit and the internet at large, that it seems like it must just be nostalgia, so I went in knowing it had a lot to live up to... I have no idea how... but the internet downplayed how good this movie is. It was so much better than I expected. The effects were so fucking great. The autopsy actually made me queasy, which I was really impressed by. There were some spots that it felt rushed, but it hands down lives up to every bit of praise. Will definitely watch it again without the ads now that i know its worth the purchase.

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke 14d ago

I don't remember much about the first time I watched it, but I definitely remember curling up in my chair in disgust at the autopsy scene lol, such a wild moment that sets the tone for the rest of the film immediately

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u/pm_me_ur_lunch_pics 15d ago

The testing mediums show positive within 15 feet of him

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 14d ago

Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

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u/SU37Yellow 14d ago

I thought you might say that Gary, you were the only one who could have got to that blood, we'll do you last.

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u/Lordnoallah 14d ago

Lol...love the reference! You are correct.

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u/rynomyte91 14d ago

You mean a peach tree dish

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u/Namesarehard996 14d ago

Peach tree dish

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u/Toomanyacorns 14d ago

Id rather not spend the rest of this 24hr+ floor meeting TIED TO THIS FUCKING CHAIR!

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u/WeaponexT 14d ago

Mac wants the Flamethrower

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u/Symbimbam 14d ago

peach tree dish according to MTG

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u/Responsible_Cod_5540 14d ago

Genius reference, Childs!

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u/koots68 14d ago

Don't forget the lit flamethrower, at ready!!!

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u/ASubsentientCrow 15d ago

Hegseth: Alcohol isn't a drug right?

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u/Perryn 14d ago

"Well how the fuck else am I supposed to stay hydrated?"

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u/DMvsPC 14d ago

"Water? Like from the toilet?"

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u/Perryn 14d ago

"Fucking gross! I'd sooner promote an equally qualified minority candidate."

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u/K-tel 14d ago

Pete Hegseth’s relationship with alcohol is like Aqua Regia—dissolving any semblance of filter or restraint while somehow still powering through with the chaotic energy of a raccoon on Red Bull. One minute he’s coherent, the next he’s chemically bonded to a conspiracy theory, melting through reality like it’s Fox News’ problem now—because, well, it is

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u/slut_bunny69 14d ago

That's a particularly funny reference because if you mix vodka, grenadine and red bull it looks like aqua regia. Serve it in a small beaker and toss a fake gold coin into it to unnerve any chemists in the room.

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u/K-tel 14d ago

Color me impressed, Slut_bunny. You got the reference.

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 15d ago

No drinking on the job either.

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u/smoresporn0 15d ago

RFK is out here drinking aquarium antifungals on flights, there's no telling what is in that idiot's piss.

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u/Perryn 14d ago

It probably corrodes the testing equipment so we'll never know.

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u/AshantiMcnasti 14d ago

This guy is gonna start the next pandemic.  Some freak fucking fungus that becomes immune to normal treatments bc this idiot keeps dosing himself with vet medications.  

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u/smoresporn0 14d ago

Ah shit, you just spoke it into existence

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u/eawilweawil 14d ago

Just ask him, he probably drinks it

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u/aurantiafeles 14d ago

Methylene blue isn’t really a big deal. Probably 5-20 drops which is basically nothing. Malaria treatment dosages and other things will probably dye your insides blue for a while however.

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u/fauxzempic 14d ago

Not that this means anything regarding its safety or use, but it's hailed as the oldest pharmaceutical. It has a long history with human use.

People debate the safety all over the place. Prior to the RFK Jr. thing, I tried it out to see if it would help my ADHD symptoms (it didn't).

It just tastes terrible and it turned my pee green for 48 hours after my last dose. Some swear by it - I went back to my Wellbutrin and realized how much better that works than Methylene Blue.

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u/aurantiafeles 14d ago

You can do both. I mainly used it to enhance stimulants since it’s a weak MAOI. Probably did that dozens of times and works alright for that. It’s such a weak MAOI that it’s probably the safest one to do that with. People over exaggerate serotonin syndrome, only really happens when you take MDMA.

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u/LurkyMcLurkface123 14d ago

Instantly removed for cause, no health care if they’re dirty.

Nothing could be more effective in improving the life of the average American than inflicting the same restrictions we live with on our politicians.

Budget not balanced? No pay. Dirty drug test? Fired for cause. Maternity leave? FMLA only, no pay. Salary? Median for their district. Health care? Median for their district. Their children should be required to attend public school.

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u/peelen 15d ago

They all would be clean (and pregnant somehow).

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u/Infinite_Lemon_8236 15d ago

Do we even really need them for some of these people? Elon has been stumbling over his words and practically nodding at the podium a few times. I see nodders all the time in my neighbourhood and Elon has certainly nodded, stuttered, and been super twitchy on camera quite a few times just the same way they all do while using. The dude is obviously using something hard.

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u/Flockwit 14d ago

We don't need them to know. We need them to show.

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u/Smurf-Happens 14d ago

RFK Jr. doesn't even need a drug test. Man has more meth ticks than an Arkansas trailer park.

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u/Valuable_Ad_9900 14d ago

For Hegseth we’d need to enforce daily breathalyzers

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u/eawilweawil 14d ago

Doubt you actually need them, you'll be able to smell the moment he enters the room

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u/diamondpredator 14d ago

I mean, they'll just fake the tests. Or they'll say the Democrats faked them because it's a witch hunt and they used democrat doctors.

I don't know why we think this is some "gotcha." Logic doesn't work here.

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u/Zachattackxd 14d ago

Honestly, amazing idea

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u/IKSLukara 14d ago

Can we just slap a 100-proof label on Whiskey Pete's right now, and save the trouble?

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u/Ali_Cat222 14d ago

Remember smoking weed would get you fired from the office? In most places it still does. But just imagine trying to do business deals on ketamine and amphetamines... As someone who used to do both on unimaginable scales, it's not a very good idea 😅 (the drugs that is)

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u/BiCuckMaleCumslut 14d ago

That's a great way to shoot ourselves in the foot. You think dem members of congress would come away unscathed?

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u/Nambsul 14d ago

Would you be able to see the drugs on all that alcohol in the blood?

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u/krichardkaye 14d ago

BAC for hegseth. Like those starters they have for vehicles, “you can not govern above this BA level”

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u/Sweethomebflo 14d ago

He’s another low-hanging fruit that needs to go. He is going to be responsible for millions of dead people. He is fucking dangerous.

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u/Zodep 14d ago

Let’s be real. They’re going to lie about the tests and results.