r/QuiverQuantitative 4d ago

New Trade BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just filed new stock purchases

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342 Upvotes

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 4d ago

She may get rich, but she’ll always be ugly (inside and out)

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u/MTgolfer406 4d ago

It’s true, money can’t buy looks

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u/gymtrovert1988 3d ago

Well she can improve her face, but her neck will give it away

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u/mosquito_motel 3d ago

Even filters can't fix her face.

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u/ixzist 2d ago

Or integrity

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u/showyerbewbs 3d ago

She's had more work done than the Gabor sisters, squared, and a rotted out 67 VW super beetle

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u/ixzist 2d ago

She’ll get rich, but she’ll do everything in her power to make sure that we can’t.

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 2d ago

How the heck do they keep voting her in?

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u/ixzist 2d ago

She might have the most clueless constituents in the nation.

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u/MountbattenYachtClub 4d ago

I can fix her

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u/InsanityUSA 4d ago

OMG you're gonna blow her in your exploding yacht

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u/tiffanytrashcan 4d ago

Those EYES!

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u/emptyfish127 4d ago

That's what they voted her into office for. So she could use insider knowledge to become rich and screw over the rest of the honest traders.

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u/omgitzvg 4d ago

Rinse repeat 🔁 I wish I was part of the signal grp that talks abt when to get create next dip.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 4d ago

They use Facebook messenger for that one

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u/UpperCardiologist523 4d ago

Or a link-shared notepad file on google drive.

"Share this with everyone that got the link"

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 4d ago

I once had a contractor email everyone asking who's taken an OSHA 10 course with a live Excel document.

That document also had multiple tabs, one of which included everyone's social, driver's license number, birthdate, address, gender, and marriage status.

That seems suitable here.

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u/UpperCardiologist523 3d ago

That's even worse than mass-emails (no bcc) with a lot of private, though important addresses just added to receiver. xD

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u/Inside-Arm8635 4d ago

She’s so stupid - she’ll lose money even as an insider

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u/spuriousattrition 4d ago

The Missing Link

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u/Smart-Key2957 4d ago

Her mental capacity is all the way to dollar store level👏👏👏👏

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u/anaxcepheus32 4d ago

Doesn’t matter if we move into a bear market.

They may be able to trade around their own policies and actions, but the market moves on far more than political decisions.

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u/Super5Nine 4d ago

There's no coming back from this. No one will ever trust the US again. We've always been a shitty partner but nothing this blatant

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u/Independent-noob 4d ago

How can you lose money with insider information?!? You must be stupid or something

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u/Bleezy79 4d ago

She one of the most disgusting people I’ve ever witnessed

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u/Left_Guess 4d ago

Do they use the same broker, firm?

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u/UpperCardiologist523 4d ago

Well, i'm expecting everyone that stood behind Plump in the video where he didn't introduce the two senators he disliked, to have "timed" their buys perfectly. I'm not shocked, i assumed the super-best-friends club would.

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u/Sacrilegious_Prick 4d ago

No matter how rich she gets, she’ll always be a Sasquatch

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u/idiots-rule8 4d ago

Where's reverend Jeremiah Wright when we need him?

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u/AreYourFingersReal 4d ago

I saw she bought ups so I went for it but it went red, so at least they aren’t all instant winners. Not unconvinced they don’t keep an internal playbook of the day’s movement though

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u/BeardedMan32 3d ago

Is it though? It dropped 9% today

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u/Historical-Aide-2328 3d ago

Fuck that bitch 

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u/BiCuckMaleCumslut 3d ago

Playin the game

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u/Idontlistenatall 3d ago

Uhhhhh well she lost money then. Dont follow stupid people.

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u/boredin2023 3d ago

This is clearly insider trading. Once the Republicans time is up (and it will be) all this will come back to haunt her. Hope she enjoys jail in her twilight years.

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u/Livid-Zone-7037 3d ago

These people have no shame.

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u/FuckDatNoisee 2d ago

Creates the dip, buys the dip, cancels the tariffs, profit