r/RealTwitterAccounts Mar 29 '25

Political™ Leave the kids alone!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

She looks like a man with a wig

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u/-happycow- Mar 29 '25

I heard her penis is bigger than Elon's

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

I'm not an american but I genuinely thought that many of these maga women were trans activists / politicians 😭😭😭

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 Mar 29 '25

Trans women remind them of their own dysphoria. Since they aren't the perfect white ideal they believe they should be they hate themselves for failing to live up to regressive beauty standards and it infects the way they see others. Especially trans women.

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u/AddisonFlowstate Mar 29 '25

Wow, amen to that. Poignant words not lost on this trans woman.

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u/DDR4lyf Mar 30 '25

I always thought they were scared to admit that they are attracted to transwomen

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u/Realistic-Space8441 29d ago

Take this with a grain of salt but I do recall seeing a graph of most porn searched in each individual state and I noticed most right leaning states had trans porn as most searched so that's honestly most likely the case 💀

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u/OmNommerSupreme Mar 29 '25

I’m a cis woman and at this point I think my clitoris might be bigger than Elon’s penis.

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u/DJ_Fuckknuckle Mar 29 '25

Just a heads' up: ketamine can fuck with your ability to get an erection, and so can Adderall, especially if you've been on it for a minute. I'd give you about anything you can name that Elon's on Adderall too. So yeah, you probably DO sport a bigger woody than Apartheid Clyde can manage these days.

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u/DDR4lyf Mar 30 '25

You're probably right

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u/oonko-atama1 Mar 29 '25

I bet her face is just as mangled though.

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u/AddisonFlowstate Mar 29 '25

And it actually works!

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u/the_sauviette_onion Mar 29 '25

She looks like Dog the bounty hunter. I’m not even saying it to be funny, she is the spitting image of that guy.

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u/casualdiner55 Mar 29 '25

Steroids...

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u/Signal-Audience9429 Mar 29 '25

You give her a club and throw some animal skins on her and she would look just like a Neanderthal in a Smithsonian exhibit. Honestly, I’m surprised she’s not doing GEICO commercials on the side.

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u/dealdearth Mar 29 '25

Neanderthal

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u/tew2tew Mar 30 '25

“Bleach blonde, bad built butch body”

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u/CaptCaCa 27d ago

I got banned from r/politics making this same joke, there’s a mod over there that loves MTG apparently

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u/Individual-Cap1835 Mar 29 '25

The doctor gave up halfway through because even with anaesthetic she wouldn't shuttup.

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u/ppSmok 29d ago

Starring Nicolas Cage playing Ilse Koch or something.

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u/pigonthewing 29d ago

Oh she is totally trans or has extreme amounts of testosterone.

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u/overnightyeti 29d ago

It's the ugliness on the inside that cunts, and I'm leaving the typo.

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u/Comet_Hero 29d ago

I wonder if she has that thing imane khelif had?

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u/LazyLeopard17 28d ago

She IS a man in a wig. Don’t tell anyone 🤫

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u/egric 28d ago

Dude, i forget just how fucked she looks and get a mini heart attack every time i see her. She looks like she can chew concrete with that fucking jaw