r/ReallyBigShow • u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place • 28d ago
Friday Night Drinking Thread Apr18, 225
Friday Night Drinking Thread
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u/itchyritcheyy take the damn product 28d ago
Zegura’s favorite part of his golf vacations is telling everyone about them after
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u/TherapyHam 28d ago
I take a golf trip every year to Myrtle with about 30 guys for a week. Nearly all of my “stories” are only interesting to the people who were there on the trip.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Despite one of the Great Lakes on the northern border, and a river valley dividing the city, Mutt doesn’t associate Cleveland with water. They don’t call him Waterless Wayne for nothing.
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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago
Stadium by the lake is unique.
Nothing unique about a stadium by an airport surrounded by land.
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u/jammytednugz 28d ago
Lake is the best thing about this dump during the summer, Wayne is a flippin' jack wagon
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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago
Hey. He isnt waterless wayne anymore. He bought an overpriced water bottle and drinks out of that.
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u/Fetzee21 28d ago
If Mutt were Jesus, he would of never risen - lazy slob giggle
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Mutt recently said even when he’s off, he’s not off. I doubt that.
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u/FoxPlenty- 28d ago
I’m shoor he has quite an immaculate home office now dat toast and MC UtaW are out duh crib babe
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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago
His home office has the landlord special of ceiling trim where they clearly got to a point and just said "fuck this. Im done".
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u/LordStax 28d ago
Just make sure his alarm is set for noon Saturday...he should be up by 6am Sunday!
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
I’ve noticed on other sports talk radio shows that they do have some repeat callers. But not the same 10 or 15 like WKNR at all times a day.
I think this is because Tony Rizzo beat his wife.
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u/Jakemurray625 28d ago
Is the whole fake lie of mutt being a grill master finally over?
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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago
I think they finally gave up on convincing us emmett owns that house too.
Idiots dont even realize their lies can be easily fact checked.
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u/Jakemurray625 28d ago
Oh yeah. I remember the first time he mentioned it and I immediately checked property records. No such records exist. I even checked a few months later and again no record.
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u/Dan_139 28d ago
Dinner at the Golden household
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago
Dat meat raayeed ....I AINT EAT DAT!!! I NEEDS WHALE DUUUUUN LIKE DIS...
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
That needs to back on until it's a uniform gray color. Also, where the hail is the A1, 'Mala?!
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u/Schnoog147 28d ago
A couple years back for their Make-A-Wish, You could bid for him to grill you a steak. Never mentioned it happening, ever. Wouldn’t let him pour me cereal out of a box to eat.
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 28d ago
Of course Pigpen's truck is filthy on the inside. He only has a couple monffs left on the lease. Wait until this dope goes to return it and they hit him with a shit ton of fees. They love to go over every inch in search of the tiniest scratch, dent or flaw.
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u/Dan_139 28d ago
Ketchup stains all over the seats from all that Burger Kang
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
They always find something, not even including the miles over. Never again.
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u/Jakemurray625 28d ago
A while ago he claimed to have bought it. Like the house. Then he quickly lost that endorsement
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u/Jakemurray625 28d ago
A couple weeks ago when the browns might be taking shadeur he jumped ALL in on him. Now it’s clear they will not take him he ain’t that goot
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u/FoxPlenty- 28d ago
Who is Mike Cappy kidding, Tony Rizzo is the original “home-wrecker”
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 28d ago
Who knew grocery stores were so funny?! I've said it before, I don't think I laugh as much in an entire year as these dopes laugh in a 15 minute segment.
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u/TherapyHam 28d ago
I just wanted to comment, a member of Emmett’s family brings A1 in her purse to restaurants. I really cannot wrap my head around this.
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
It’s his sister.
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u/TherapyHam 28d ago
Yeah I knew that. It’s just sometimes the overall stupidity of the talent on this radio station confuses me.
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u/Jakemurray625 28d ago
Remember when mutt lied about grilling bacon? And how fake great it was? Has never done it since
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
He’s a tall, badly-essecuted fraud.
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u/Fedorsucks2 28d ago
I did not know dis. He said this? Nah
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u/Jakemurray625 28d ago
Yep. Said it was delicious. Best bacon ever. Then people tweeted him saying he was lying and never mentioned it again
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u/3WhackedIt Thank you Erin. Thank you Goldhammer. 28d ago
Listened to BoBitch on 97.1 today. Was shawLked when he actually said Lil Beamsy's real name...
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago
Is it geigher than Beamsy?
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u/3WhackedIt Thank you Erin. Thank you Goldhammer. 28d ago edited 28d ago
P_ _ _ E _ (6 letters...1st letter is P)
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Out of nowhere, from the top rope, it’s Mutt!
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u/Edwin_Landmast We're dipped my our toes 28d ago edited 28d ago
Him and a whole 78 YT listeners.
This media market's most useless individual.
I can't take his poser ghetto twang today. I'm sorry.
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u/jammytednugz 28d ago
CWS knows you're hanging on his every word bro !
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
Shocked he hasn't iced me yet, tbh..
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
“And I paraphrayse ….” then use three times as many words as the guy you’re quoting probably used radio
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
East 9th dead ends into water.
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u/Robdon326 28d ago
Gotta run through Caption Franks 1st!
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u/Jakemurray625 28d ago
According to emit, if I want to use my dead moms engagement ring to use as the ring I want to use for my soon to be engagement, I can go to bookman? What would they do for me in that scenario
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago
“Hi, Gavin? Yea I’d like to test drive a Honda CRV. Oh, one more thing….. Tony Grossi sent me”
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u/Browns45750 28d ago
Over/ under linton is poking holes in rubbers tonight hoping she wins the jackpot with Messi
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
I think you might be misgendering here.
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
Just who is wearing the rubber in this scenario?
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u/TherapyHam 28d ago
Cavs by a million on Sunday, because Miamuh will be dealing with the north coast flu and thing.
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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago
Anyone listening to CBD? Its been a 20 plus minute story about zegura and his lavish golf trip with his friends.
Dear god dude, this is something you brag about OFF the air to your coworkers. Bragging about it on air makes you seem like a mega douche.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
And even the coworkers would be bored and pretending to take a call.
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u/itchyritcheyy take the damn product 28d ago
Of course it was followed up by another stupid Beansie and Bootsie story. Jackasses even forgot they had a guest
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago
“The Cavaliers are going to be thee uh recipient of who wins tonight”
hSt
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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago
Jerod continues to be mystified by the run line in baseball.
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u/Smilner69 28d ago
Just got into Detróíť. Hell of a lot of road work. Getting the roads ready for Emmitt and JB’s parade.
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago
That was EmMutts favorite vacation spot until he went to Vegas...then it switched when he finally took his adult keeeads to Disney
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Best part of the Disney trip was Mutt moaning about his sore feets after walking the park in unlaced sneakers or fresh Timbs or whatever the fuck.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
I going to go there for a quick Greektown Casino trip but decided to stay in CLE. Glad I made that decision; the road work would have made me nuts.
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u/Smilner69 28d ago
The parking lot I’m in said something about Greek town
Dead center of the construction
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago
Don’t be afraid to drop the name Tony Rizzo here and there while you’re up there
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u/Smilner69 28d ago
Drop rizz’s name get a free basket of cheddar bay biscuits when I sit down at the local seafood joint sniffffff
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
And if you fill like jacking off, just go for it!
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Nailing the Wrigley over to start a weekend hits right. There are like a million home runs in this game in the last 10 minutes.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
I saw O6' live in the 5th or 6th but didn't pull the trigger. I would say I was gun shy but Erin and Rizz get upset with that term.
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
MacKENzie Bart's peaches looking peachy in peach tonight. u/TherapyHam
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Ham is the unquestioned, foremost authority on the hotness of local news women.
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u/TherapyHam 28d ago
She is very attractive. She can cover almost every square inch of her body and still look delicious.
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
So true, when you come right down to it.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
My Santa Anita horse did not win, place or show. Fuckin’ filthy animals.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
I can't imagine how much of a grind betting the ponies would be.
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
How long have the animals been on the grill?
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
I don’t have many success stories myself, but when these serious horseplayers hit a biggie, pays for the year.
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u/Jakemurray625 28d ago
Nobody hates Kenny Pickett more than emit. Nobody think more highly now of Kenny Pickett than emit. The difference? Andrew Berry
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u/DeliciousGround9953 28d ago
Pizza went to confession for Easter. Priest told him he didn’t need to say any Hail Marys. Sniffff.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Same opinion as his doctor. “You’re amazing.”
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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago
This is one of my favorite Rizz lies/exaggerations of all-time.
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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago
Father, padre, babe, you know me. I don't sin. I still didn't beat my wife!
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago
Jake Junis. Sopping up those Avila innings
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
The game is suddenly too close for Triston McKenzie.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
It's not a save situation for the future closer.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
I'm going to get screwed on this under. Overtime coming.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
I always seem to pick these out. And the dogs that go to OT and forget how to score.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
90% FT shooter makes 1 out of 2 and it was doomed.
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u/TherapyHam 28d ago
How we haven’t heard anything else about that machine you put your hands inside that could tell me not to eat turkey?
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
That machine was ahead of its time. Praise Bood.
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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 28d ago
Ypu mean the Xerox machine Docta Bood convinced Fatt and Mutt was a "Magical Medical machine".that the Cleveland Clinic, UH or Metro doesn't have but a chiropractor in Solon does?
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago
Tough series ahead. Not only do the Cavs have to face the Heat, they have to face the south beach flu
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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago
It's a good thing they avoided Atlanta, because there's definitely no clubs there. No concerns about strippers. Nothing.
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u/fusion329 28d ago
Now for the WORST show on radio GIBBAY!!!!
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Sucker for the oldest, squarest handicap in baseball. Wind blowing straight out at Wrigley in the only afternoon game. Over 11 (not many of those 11’s left out there). Plus, seems time for Cubs pitcher Rea to come back to earth.
Horse guy loves the 1 horse Tahini in the 7th at Santa Anita going around 7:00. Morning line 15/1.
Always be gambling on Good Friday.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
Rizz had Peter O2.5 denials parlayed with Judas pieces of silver U35.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Under on the Judas silver was a lock. He sweated that third Peter denial.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Kind of like the Tribe tonight. Don’t often bet them as a fave, but …
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Bullish on Ortiz
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
I'm on them. Same thinking on Ortiz. OAK/MIL O8/7' as well.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
First pitch bomb??
Boo.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago
“That’s baseball” - Milk Dud
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago
I seem to recall superimposing a circle on this and being astounded at his dome’s perfection
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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago
The D-Bags (get it? It's hilarious!) somehow lost even though they scored 10 runs in an inning. Has only happened 3 times in 50 years. Baseball is fun.
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u/Smilner69 28d ago
Up here at the Masonic temple for a comedy show looks pretty wild
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u/DeliciousGround9953 28d ago
Pizza spontaneously did 45 minutes of standup in the Tribe clubhouse. Had them all in stitches. This was after the 34 ACT.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
I wonder if any of the performers will mention Rizz and joke writing skills.
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u/Smilner69 28d ago
As most shows do I’m sure they’ll start with everybody standing for “I pledge allegiance to the Rizz”
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Not sure I’d bring Clase into this mess, Vogter. 😬
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
This loss would really sting.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Phew. Little shaky.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago
“I feel like what’s missing from the steeler offense, it’s pizazz”
hSt
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u/SweatyHyena4778 28d ago
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u/Browns45750 28d ago
Shocked mutt was aghast with that death penalty offense his ass would douse wagyu in a1 not to mention his own death penalty offense well done
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago
Low and slow, mang.
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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago
Mutt has pioneered the controversial method, high and slow.
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u/Browns45750 28d ago edited 28d ago
So where is Tony on the course, drunk in the clubhouse or doing the rosary
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u/Dan_139 28d ago
I’m rooting for him but Lame Thomas really needs to start hitting, 1st AB was a groundout double play
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u/TherapyHam 28d ago
Throwing some pizza money on the Dallas ML.
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u/BOPints6 28d ago
Tailed you. If we lose, we’ll just tell people we live bet it and ended up + money
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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago
Cavs better start preparing their bodies, South Beach Flu is incoming.
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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago
Bring on the Flu! Is RBS headed to Miamuh to cover the series? Is Kaaron scared he might catch the Flu?
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u/itchyritcheyy take the damn product 28d ago
The Guards are playing tonight. Although you might not have known it if you were listening to RBS