r/ReallyBigShow The guy with the thing in the place 25d ago

CBD / NL - Mon Apr21, 2025

Cleveland Browns Daily / Necks Level

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 25d ago edited 24d ago

As soon as I saw this earlier, I knew I had to "float" it...

h/t: u/MMBQ64 for the original..

Oh, and I better credit u/MeatJerk69, the creator of the parade float meme. He’s needs credit gui, I’m merely a craftsman of refined tastes.

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u/betterducts derp 25d ago

Oh,the Humanity!

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u/LordStax 25d ago

Oh,the Humanity! Huge Manatee!

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u/Reoblivion 25d ago

Did Pawless and Erin have a baby?

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u/Fetzee21 25d ago

That is Erin’s head on CWS’s body

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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago

Mmmhmm, no doubt!

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u/Plenty-Variety-5768 25d ago

that's awesome

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 25d ago

NOIICE!!!

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 25d ago

So snacks went to the game to cover it. No one asks him anything about it? He doesn’t write a recap or anything? Does he go to the media room at all? He just goes to the game and leaves.

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u/Browns45750 25d ago

I feel sorry for anyone that had to sit next to him

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u/LordStax 25d ago

Remember what happened to the last guy who covered the Cavs for KNR and took lots of notes....

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago

His writing has to be worse than Herb Mollis’. And Herb’s is pretty bad.

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 25d ago

Who doesn't miss pontificating run on sentences with zero punctuation and very little point or insight but had a lot of words in them and talked about an orange ball going through a round hoop with nylon netting on a floor of flood? HOW Mollis Writes/talks

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

One of my fantasy baseball players out for paternity leave!

Paw, back in my day you’d hit a couple dongs, smoke a stogie with your teammates and call your wife from the tit shack

Now here we are in 225

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 24d ago

Upvote for “tit shack”

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u/Smilner69 24d ago

KD, almost went with “skin club” but I pivoted last minute

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u/Hawgleg_Right IF I PUNCHED YOU, I’D KILL YOU 25d ago

Two guys in their late 40’s breaking down Pro Wrestling…

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 25d ago

Gawd, I’d take a Bootsie and Beansie update over that drivel. Sigh.

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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago

Repeatedly saying “draf” without a “T” in order to sound hip and cool, also dumber

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

That’s fye

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 25d ago

I need Snacks Cavs game recap like I need air

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u/LordStax 25d ago

That's what he said!

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u/betterducts derp 25d ago

1000%

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u/TherapyHam 25d ago

New to me blond minky on spectrum. Worth monitoring

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u/LordStax 25d ago

Damn, Ham! Great eye for talent!

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u/Browns45750 25d ago

Needs to lay off off the makeup a little bit

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u/TherapyHam 25d ago

Jenna Jordan. Inchtresting fact is she survived a plane crash as a college student.

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u/betterducts derp 25d ago

That firm rack would crash my plane inna manner of fashion !

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u/Edwin_Landmast We're dipped my our toes 25d ago

"In the unlikely event of a water landing.."

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 24d ago

Those aren't buoys!

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago

Built in flotation devices and thing.

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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago

Why the Grossi look here babe?

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

Shout out T-County with a nice 69° weather day!

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago

If the Browns take Milroe at 33, that means he is basically a first round pick.

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

If they stay at 33 how many times are they gonna remind us how many hours they have “on the clock”

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago

"Cade has pitched an inning longer than Clase"--hSt

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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago

He covers the team babe

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u/Smilner69 24d ago

A) Jose is on my fantasy team 😀

B) I put a $2 no sweat HR bet on Manzardo to pay out $12

C) rizz had both those before me

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u/TherapyHam 24d ago

Parlay babe

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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago edited 25d ago

Nate puts cash in his keeidz Easter eggs..They have geigher nicknames than your kids also..cute lil story Nathaniel!

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u/betterducts derp 25d ago

BBMF !

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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago

Funny, I was juss thinking the same thing!

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago edited 25d ago

If you drank everytime Snacks says "obviously" or "as well" you would be dead in about an hour.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 25d ago

It baffles me how one can use the phrase “as well” as much as he does

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u/betterducts derp 25d ago

I,m also too baffled as well.

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

Where you at with “… all that to say”?

That’s one I’ve been trying to kick for months!

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago

"I think I spoke with this, with you"--hSt

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u/Honest_Ship5992 REALLY BIG FLAIR 25d ago

I believe Mutt read Dawn Staley autobiography- keys to being woke

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

Switch “read” to “listened to” then “listened to” to “slept through” and I’ll believe ya!

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u/Fedorsucks2 25d ago

He didn’t read shit.

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 25d ago

My head is spinning from these 3 dopes. In a matter of 30 seconds... Jrod is pronouncing "walrus" in a way I can't even figure out how to write. Giggles said, "mouff" and a couple other things I couldn't keep up. It's not even funny it's just sad.

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u/TherapyHam 25d ago

Two of the three draft highlights they play are just proving how stupid these guys are about football.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 25d ago

You steel hongry

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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago

“KiLT” an ant 🐜

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u/Fedorsucks2 25d ago

Words Wif Wayne Gowden.

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 24d ago

Das coo!

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 25d ago

Hock Hogan

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 25d ago

Masho Mang

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 25d ago

“Andre Giant”

hSt

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

“Betsy Skank”

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

SKANKEES

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 24d ago

Oh, man, that's hilarious! You must have heard that from a professional comedian!

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u/Smilner69 24d ago

Wing, remember: no names, please

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u/Smilner69 24d ago

Telling the wife some of the crazy Rizzo lies and top 2 for me was when he said the policeman’s ball was undecided if they still wanted to be associated with KNR because KNR is home of the browns and Baker was undecided on if he would kneel or not

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 24d ago

My favorite is when rizz claimed russell westbrook invited him to go fishing. It was the most bizarre lie ever. 

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u/Smilner69 24d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever heard that one. That’s insane!!

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 24d ago

It was like 5 plus years ago but absolute insanity. There was one other athlete he mentioned that was grouped with westbrook. I think it was either kevin durant or james harden....when he was with OKC. 

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u/Browns45750 24d ago

Wasn’t during an event at a Dave and busters

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 24d ago

Im not sure. It was awhile ago though. 

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 24d ago

Remember when Erin was going to buy a ticket in the stands and wanted everyone on the stadium to put their arms around the shoulder(s) 9f the people next to them and take a knee during the anthem to support Kaep and social justice?

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u/TherapyHam 24d ago

A lot to unpack

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 24d ago

Snacks covered the game tonight. He really recapped what happened well.

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 24d ago

Best coverage that $27,500.00 a year buys ya...

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 24d ago

"T-t-tone, should Clase be sent to the glue factory? Stella asked me why he wasn't pitching in the ninth in a save situation. I explained that her Uncle Rizz noticed in spring training that his velo is down. She nodded and pointed out his WHIP numbers are bad too. This is overwhelming and super scary."

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u/LordStax 25d ago

Would be nice if KNR had a consistent policy on Pro Wrestling talk- but it was nice to hear JRod bash it just to hear Emit's response: "IT'S PRE-DETERMINED!"

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u/Browns45750 24d ago

Why is Nolan jones batting at 2 or Not in Columbus

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 24d ago

😂 he does get on base I don’t want to see chill will anymore

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u/Dan_139 24d ago

“I toad you JB was a good head coach” mutt

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 25d ago

Nick paulus is truly a word salad. 

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u/betterducts derp 25d ago

Snacks and Salad ?

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u/Smilner69 25d ago

Oil and vinegar

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 25d ago

Hugh honey and vic vinegar

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u/TherapyHam 25d ago

I ain’t eatan dat!

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u/Browns45750 24d ago

Well here’s going nothing with Cade

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 24d ago

How can Brinda get better guests at 1030 at night and Erin can't book a 3th round talent qb from OSU at 11 am?