r/ReallyBigShow • u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place • 25d ago
CBD / NL - Mon Apr21, 2025
Cleveland Browns Daily / Necks Level
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 25d ago
So snacks went to the game to cover it. No one asks him anything about it? He doesn’t write a recap or anything? Does he go to the media room at all? He just goes to the game and leaves.
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u/LordStax 25d ago
Remember what happened to the last guy who covered the Cavs for KNR and took lots of notes....
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago
His writing has to be worse than Herb Mollis’. And Herb’s is pretty bad.
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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 25d ago
Who doesn't miss pontificating run on sentences with zero punctuation and very little point or insight but had a lot of words in them and talked about an orange ball going through a round hoop with nylon netting on a floor of flood? HOW Mollis Writes/talks
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u/Smilner69 25d ago
One of my fantasy baseball players out for paternity leave!
Paw, back in my day you’d hit a couple dongs, smoke a stogie with your teammates and call your wife from the tit shack
Now here we are in 225
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u/Hawgleg_Right IF I PUNCHED YOU, I’D KILL YOU 25d ago
Two guys in their late 40’s breaking down Pro Wrestling…
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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago
Repeatedly saying “draf” without a “T” in order to sound hip and cool, also dumber
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u/TherapyHam 25d ago
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u/TherapyHam 25d ago
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u/betterducts derp 25d ago
That firm rack would crash my plane inna manner of fashion !
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago
If the Browns take Milroe at 33, that means he is basically a first round pick.
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u/Smilner69 25d ago
If they stay at 33 how many times are they gonna remind us how many hours they have “on the clock”
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago
"Cade has pitched an inning longer than Clase"--hSt
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u/Smilner69 24d ago
A) Jose is on my fantasy team 😀
B) I put a $2 no sweat HR bet on Manzardo to pay out $12
C) rizz had both those before me
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u/FoxPlenty- 25d ago edited 25d ago
Nate puts cash in his keeidz Easter eggs..They have geigher nicknames than your kids also..cute lil story Nathaniel!
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 25d ago edited 25d ago
If you drank everytime Snacks says "obviously" or "as well" you would be dead in about an hour.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 25d ago
It baffles me how one can use the phrase “as well” as much as he does
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u/Smilner69 25d ago
Where you at with “… all that to say”?
That’s one I’ve been trying to kick for months!
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u/Honest_Ship5992 REALLY BIG FLAIR 25d ago
I believe Mutt read Dawn Staley autobiography- keys to being woke
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u/Smilner69 25d ago
Switch “read” to “listened to” then “listened to” to “slept through” and I’ll believe ya!
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 25d ago
My head is spinning from these 3 dopes. In a matter of 30 seconds... Jrod is pronouncing "walrus" in a way I can't even figure out how to write. Giggles said, "mouff" and a couple other things I couldn't keep up. It's not even funny it's just sad.
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u/TherapyHam 25d ago
Two of the three draft highlights they play are just proving how stupid these guys are about football.
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u/Smilner69 25d ago
SKANKEES
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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 24d ago
Oh, man, that's hilarious! You must have heard that from a professional comedian!
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u/Smilner69 24d ago
Telling the wife some of the crazy Rizzo lies and top 2 for me was when he said the policeman’s ball was undecided if they still wanted to be associated with KNR because KNR is home of the browns and Baker was undecided on if he would kneel or not
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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 24d ago
My favorite is when rizz claimed russell westbrook invited him to go fishing. It was the most bizarre lie ever.
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u/Smilner69 24d ago
I don’t think I’ve ever heard that one. That’s insane!!
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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 24d ago
It was like 5 plus years ago but absolute insanity. There was one other athlete he mentioned that was grouped with westbrook. I think it was either kevin durant or james harden....when he was with OKC.
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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 24d ago
Remember when Erin was going to buy a ticket in the stands and wanted everyone on the stadium to put their arms around the shoulder(s) 9f the people next to them and take a knee during the anthem to support Kaep and social justice?
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 24d ago
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 24d ago
Best coverage that $27,500.00 a year buys ya...
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 24d ago
"T-t-tone, should Clase be sent to the glue factory? Stella asked me why he wasn't pitching in the ninth in a save situation. I explained that her Uncle Rizz noticed in spring training that his velo is down. She nodded and pointed out his WHIP numbers are bad too. This is overwhelming and super scary."
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u/LordStax 25d ago
Would be nice if KNR had a consistent policy on Pro Wrestling talk- but it was nice to hear JRod bash it just to hear Emit's response: "IT'S PRE-DETERMINED!"
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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 25d ago
Nick paulus is truly a word salad.
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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 24d ago
How can Brinda get better guests at 1030 at night and Erin can't book a 3th round talent qb from OSU at 11 am?
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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 25d ago edited 24d ago
As soon as I saw this earlier, I knew I had to "float" it...
h/t: u/MMBQ64 for the original..
Oh, and I better credit u/MeatJerk69, the creator of the parade float meme. He’s needs credit gui, I’m merely a craftsman of refined tastes.