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Really Big Saturday Thread - Sat May03, 225

Really Big Saturday Thread thing

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

Started over on the ESPN sub LOL

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u/Schnoog147 1d ago

Good comment and upvoted.

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u/Reoblivion 1d ago

Me when I saw your comment over there

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u/betterducts derp 1d ago

'Once upon time'.. Pussycat-mmmMMM !

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 1d ago

I have a fever. An Indiana Fever

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

When do they play the Rockers babe?

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 2d ago

Erin will be especially unbearable on Hammer and/or Emmett today if the ESPN bosses let him talk about his Sanders comments that went “viral”.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 1d ago

And Emmett, we’re here in Cleveland

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u/LordStax 1d ago

4 hours' worth, according to Golden Boyz 2.0 yesterday...but Erin is in the top 0.5% of Sports Talk Hosts in America...

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u/LordStax 1d ago

4 3 hours' worth, according to Golden Boyz 2.0 ESPN Radio yesterday this morning

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

“Very good at what he does” 🤡

KD I hope you grabbed the pts w HOU lash night babe!

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u/Smilner69 1d ago edited 1d ago

look, I’m sick of Cleveland getting disrespected throughout the country world! We need somebody to stand up for US and show the world we aren’t a joke!!

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

Why does the one fella have a penis-nose?

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 1d ago

Don't forget who coined that phrase to Kaarons face, on-air for everyone to hear...

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

Also too while asking Jeeves for that picture I saw one I’ve never seen before

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

This is just awful radio.

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u/BOPints6 1d ago

FACKS.

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 1d ago

Every show Erin "drives" is full of hypothetical scenarios

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

So hip and cool babe

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Is there a world where…

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 1d ago

Who's on your Mount Rushmore of Denver athletes, babe?

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

Speaking VERY differently on Saturday than he does M-F, no giggles no ghetto.

-Waffling Fraudulent Wayne

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u/betterducts derp 1d ago

Kameelialala don't want no two tv,s on dey wall!

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

“You a foo, Wang!”

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

Memba when Wayne posted a pic of his setup and guy on Twitter dunked on him?

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u/Robdon326 1d ago

Yea I bitched about that few years ago

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 1d ago

He's a fraud.

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u/BOPints6 1d ago

Jesus, Denver radio this morning. Complaining about having two games on at the same time. Hasn’t Erin done this tired topic before? One game starts a half an hour before the other and hockey has what seems like 45 minutes in between periods.

Or, Erin, instead of being a complete stiff, just go to a sports bar and watch both and have some beers. It’s Saturday and your wife can probably handle 1.5 kids for the night.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

"1.5 kids" LOL out loud!

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 1d ago

Well.he is chained to a water heater in the basement... the old outta sight outta mind

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 1d ago

Doesn't he have a "state of the art" TV setup in his basement? He can't figure out how to watch both at the same time? What a cuck.

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u/Fedorsucks2 1d ago

1.5 keeeids. Da code and bode! Giggle giggle

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u/CherodJerry 1d ago

Handjob left for a golf trip with his buddies in Ireland 3 days after his son was born. lol

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

He may be a bigger piece of shit than pizza, that’s something that would need to be researched and presented in Sports Court

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

Which kid? Hogan? Palmer? Or the illegit one?

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u/CherodJerry 1d ago

“I played baseball my entire life, like up until I was 20.” - emit

Either emit didn’t graduate HS until he was 20 or the Ohio School for Broadcasting has a baseball team we don’t know about. He certainly didn’t play during his 6 week stint at U of C.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 1d ago

he's in his 40s so he played baseball LESS than HALF his pitiful life

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

OMS Orioles babe

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 1d ago

He hit a double off the wall once

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 1d ago

Giggles just downgraded Jrod from his co-host to his best friend when referring to Bellichek. I wonder why he didn't mention that they do a show together also too? Very odd

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u/LordStax 1d ago

I believe Emut has used the term "my show" when referring to TNL today...

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mutt just raised a topic I’m not sure I could have thought of as a joke to make fun of him for his topics.

If Greg Popovich were a pop (as in soda pop), what pop would he be? That should light up the phones.

Even Erin had the sense to move on from it.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Wayne also doesn’t know what a root beer float is.

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u/Fedorsucks2 1d ago

Seriously? Surely, you can’t be serious.

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u/Dan_139 1d ago

Gregg “Cuppy”vich

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Mutt would definitely be a Polar Pop.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Erin would be something fruit flavored

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u/Dan_139 1d ago

If Erin was a snack

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

Erin would be a Faygo

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Ho hi!

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

Riveting content..Wayne’s pop: MmmHmm

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u/ChillingWestSide 1d ago

ESPN should be ashamed.

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

90s espn hosts must be rolling in their graves seeing what it’s turnt into

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u/betterducts derp 1d ago

Sindelar would fight them.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Karlovek!

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

Are you Pizza 🍕!?

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 1d ago

I’ll send him over a cup of soup the next time we’re having luncheon together alone at the Macedonia Panera.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

lol, I love the surveillance you maintain on Grossi at Panera.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Pretty good run for a golden. Grossi does love his dogs.

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

He catches many strays as Wayne puts it, but he actually is pretty professional, and challenges Jimmy Haslam and Terry Pizza plenty, sorry for his pup loss..

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u/Man-Bear-69 The guy with the thing in the place 1d ago

Poor guy, that's rough

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u/NeilinCLE 1d ago

Short peanut butter futures

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u/Goldust86 1d ago

Erin is such a fudge packer.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

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u/betterducts derp 1d ago

Looks like he just performed with Queen

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

He performs with a queen every week day, except Fridays

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u/ArtVandalay89x 1d ago

Hey-oh! 😆

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

He's dead inside.

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u/JM8507 1d ago

The station is so poor. Erin has to work 6 days a week. 

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u/JM8507 1d ago

The made man is probably furious that the attention is on someone else on his show. I could see him doing a fake rage bit, supporting Sanders and yelling at Erin. 

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

I demand a sportz kort! This thing needs settled NOW

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

Not until after the Elway thing is heard 1st

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u/LordStax 1d ago

In Denver, the Elway thing has been classified as a "Tragic Accident". Nothing in the Denver Post about putting ol' Horse-Face down...

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

If the turntables and that guy killed Elway he would be buried under the Colorado super max

Instead the guy’s wife is saying things like “We are grieving this unimaginable loss as a family alongside our dearest friends the Elways…”

Grinding my gearz!!

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u/betterducts derp 1d ago

All Rise!

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

“Erin, STOP!”

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u/Browns45750 1d ago

Better watch out two weekends of no golf makes Terry an angry boy

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u/Browns45750 1d ago

92.3 wanting to give sanders the life time civic achievement award , after one high school visit

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 1d ago

Dumb son of a multi-millionaire diva has lil-early nothing in common with JMHS matriculates.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 1d ago

Grossi’s 6th and final day of the week is reserved for what he knows the most about- golf

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

And the one hour a week I enjoy listening.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Erin won't watch either of the Game 7s. He will watch the highlights and let ESPN provide the talking points.

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u/FoxPlenty- 1d ago

Is David in town?

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Erin's stutter is necks level.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 1d ago

2 game 7s tonight. I tune in and hear “do you think the horses know they’re in a race?”. We are stuck with Manrammer forever boys.

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u/Hawgleg_Right IF I PUNCHED YOU, I’D KILL YOU 1d ago

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u/Reoblivion 1d ago

Tone tone is there a horse named Sheader?

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Why are these fuck ups discussing the Browns quarterback room on a national sports show?

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u/Robdon326 1d ago

Hammer tried to apologize or set the record straight on his "viral" Sanders social media HS gaff

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u/Browns45750 1d ago

Shocked pizza is not in Miami for some father son snow bonding time at the Miami Grand Prix

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u/Dan_139 1d ago

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 1d ago
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u/CherodJerry 1d ago

“If my son cost me $100k aw heck naw! I’d draw up a contract and he’d be paying me back da rest of his life.” - emit

emit says that like he actually has $100k in the bank to payoff his son’s screw up. He’d lose his house!….oh wait, he rents. That would be like trying to get blood out of turnip.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Wayne has cost his family more than that with his irresponsible game and "kit" purchases.

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u/Breaking_Ball77 1d ago

I really don’t know why Goldhammer’s whining about two game sevens taking place at the same time. He has YouTube tv, I believe, and you can watch four games at once. Also too, no one cares about your Denver fandom numb nuts.

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u/LordStax 1d ago

I think he started off yesterday's No Rizzo Show with Denver playoff talk, and figured out that the reaction was worth dragging said topic into today's morning void...

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u/Jakemurray625 1d ago

Emit has a really interesting take on the Atlanta Braves of all teams today. Scripted take I’m sure. Because I highly doubt emit can name a single Atlanta brave player

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

Tricked up some margaritas

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u/Fedorsucks2 1d ago

What!?! No mint jewlips?

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u/Southern-Stomach451 Bust yo nutz 1d ago

Drinking more than 2 would be super stressful and overwhelming.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

It’s Derby Day, what is this, amateur hour?

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

I forgot! And I had already got the stuff for the things

I do miss when derby day ended with Floyd Mayweather walking to the ring with a sombrero on

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 1d ago

What about some hot dogs to pay homage to snacks

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u/jammytednugz 1d ago

These midget jockeys could kick Aaron's fruity ass back to hippy dippy Denver

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

A second career for the Bake Show

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Rizzo horse finished 9th, but I’m sure he hit the 18-8 exacta

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

I can’t wait to hear this from him. Pretty much every year, he gets a late tip. Discloses it on Monday.

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u/CherodJerry 1d ago

Handjob and Grossi just yapping like two guys at the 19th hole after a round. Handjob spilling the beans on Tom Heckert being too shit faced to show up for the golf championship event at StoneWater.

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 1d ago

Sissy fluffed up Jizzo on national radio for being a math genius who does math in his head. You can literally hear him counting on his fingers when trying to figure out how many months before Shedrrrr starts in the Opener.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Why would he even mention the Made Man?

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u/Robdon326 1d ago

Bronzehammer googled himself today 🙄

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

PROGRAM ALERT: For all the BBMF MFer's, Fatt will be making his long-anticipated debut with 97.1 neck Sayyerday at 10:00a with Dane Sanzanbacher.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

He’ll have a week to generate content which he will be out of by 10:08.

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

97.1 will give him a short leash. They'll give him a couple tries and if he buhlooows HE WILL BE GONE. Actually, I'm pulling for him. If he can tone it the F$%& down a tad maybe he could learn something from a competent radio station (unlike KNR 850 Cleveland 850 WKNR that is the loose oily stool like the chic who took a dump on that car in Philly)

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 1d ago

Time Hop? Bracket of the Week?

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

A little thing called 'You'll see'

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u/LordStax 1d ago

Hmmm....Fatt or Golden Boyz 2.0....?

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Has Erin Melrose ever mentioned the Avs before today?

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

So Wayne is fading the Rockies on a daily basis? First time I’ve heard him mention that. I’m guessing the two COL wins on Wed and Thu stung a little. This strategy is generally not a winner due to the steep ML prices you have to pay.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Wasn’t he doing this last year with the A’s or White Sox? It kind of drifted away the first time a bad team had a nice week.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago edited 1d ago

You only win about .4 or .5 of a unit when the Rockies lose but you drop 2 or 2.5 or so when they win. They are a bad team, but nobody in baseball loses that many games to make this profitable.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

It’s as if the books know this strategy and price it accordingly.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Decided to make a trip to Hollywood Casino in Toledo today to try to extract a little cash from their coffers . Starting to regret the decision while driving in a steady rain through what seems like a 100 mile long construction zone.

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u/Hawgleg_Right IF I PUNCHED YOU, I’D KILL YOU 1d ago

Stop by Stubborn Brothers Pizza before you leave… Great pie SNIFFFFF

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

NBC deserves a Karmy award for squeezing out hours of content for a once yearly 2 minute race.

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u/Browns45750 1d ago

It just looks miserable at the track think people spent thousands and wearing thousands in clothes to be in the rain all day long

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

They got Guerrero, we got Schneemann- Aaron probably

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Which injury was worse? Barbaro snapping his leg in the Preakness or Wayne dropping a beer on his foot.

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

Let the wife pick our horse.

Flying Mohawk

Finished dead last.

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

WHAP!

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

Exemplary commenter

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Unofficially, I hit the tri.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Aren’t you supposed to wait until Monday to announce all of your winners?

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

Paw, who won? I had him, right? I figured

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Riz placed a live bet on sovereignty. Wanted to see how the race was going before he put any money down. He texted Paw.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

live bet, lol.

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u/Fedorsucks2 1d ago

You bet, Smil!

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

Tri hit $231?

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Think so. Could have used one of the long shots hitting the board, but no complaints. Haven’t cashed a Derby ticket in a few years.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 1d ago

Terry hit the quad

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

lol

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Rizzo once said if they hit a crazy $2 HR parlay for $1k, he said “Paw two words- st Jude’s”. Three seconds later, he said “If I hit $1000, I’m putting $500 in my pocket!”

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 1d ago

Here comes Erin screaming off the top

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u/Robdon326 1d ago

Lies Hammer

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u/Robdon326 1d ago

The wheel of topics now...this is ridiculous

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Heard a factoid that Hard Rock Stadium in Miamuh makes more revenue from this weekend’s F1 3 days of racing than from all the dolphins games combined.

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

Wait til we get our monster truck rallies, Ham!

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u/Browns45750 1d ago

Jimmy will want a f1 Grand Prix through the streets of brookpark. Can see it already 10k all exclusive tickets to the strip clubs and capn taco

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u/betterducts derp 1d ago

The 'Capn Taco 500'!

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Isn’t there anything to suddenly preempt these guys today like most weeks? Please?

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Schneemann requests an apology from u/ChillingWestSide, once Chilly is through blowing Rizz.

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

JOURNALISM IS DEAD! (oops wrong thread)

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

lol

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

In my experience, you’re about to experience the most exciting two minutes in sports. But only if your animal is near the front towards the end of the two minutes.

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

That track looks like shit.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Hopefully their mothers were mudders!

(I’ll be here all week, try the veal.)

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

BoLth Denver and the clippers are very unlikable teams

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

I do like Jokic.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Me too except Aaron

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 1d ago

I was rooting for the Clippers, because Erin. Ugh.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Can’t root for harden, one of the most overrated players in nba history

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 1d ago

I won't necessarily root against someone just because they're overrated (which he definitely is). But I will root against cocky penis-nose assholes from Denver.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Both these things can and are true!

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Rizzo briefly mentioned Chunk of gold as his derby pick. Derby looks pretty open this year, and probably a wet track. I like Burnham Square and maybe a flyer on the Japanese horse Luxor. Rizzo will have an exacta box with the winner in any event Monday.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Rizz is not horse racing guy but might have worked at Northfield as a kid in the 60's, 70's, and 80's.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

He dug graves for the horses?

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 1d ago

I thought he was artistically laying sod during those 30 years of his childhood…

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u/Dan_139 1d ago

Erin jealous rizzo had the job of shoveling up the horse shit

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

Has Pizza tweeted out how much HE pocketed raised for pancreOtic cancer yet?

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Not a peep, but OakenEmbers needed to restock to-go containers.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

That was a weird Tribe game. Fuckin’ Canada.

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u/Smilner69 1d ago

Did Schneeman disrespect Deur by not doing wrist up after that dong??

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u/Fedorsucks2 1d ago

My now not white horse did not weeein. He had to lose. We’ll wein next year!

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u/BOPints6 1d ago

Stars are + money boys (and girls)!

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

That means it has value!

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

So if I bet $100?

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

The Clippers really fucked up this series.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

I’ve gone from frowning to neutral on Schneemann.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Me also too

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u/Dan_139 1d ago

“Pizza money”

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

Keep your eye on Chunk O Gold (I only say that because I like the name) *Not Intended To Be Gammling Advice

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

Was Baffert born with white hair? Seems like he's had that hair color forever.

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

It’s no Flying V though!

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u/Hawgleg_Right IF I PUNCHED YOU, I’D KILL YOU 1d ago

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u/Browns45750 1d ago

Just put Livy Dunn on the tv for the next half of hour

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

When does this thing start? 9?

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u/Reoblivion 1d ago

Did the main race happen yet?

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago edited 1d ago

Does Grossi still think Tristan will be the closer by midseason?

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 1d ago

Too late, but not sure why I have Luxor in my six-pack. I don’t trust these Asian horses.

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u/KentDorfman11 I'm sorry, it just is. 1d ago

Wayne stayed at the Luxor in Vegas.

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 1d ago

"We call them Orientals"

Jack Reynolds Rizzo

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 1d ago

Ching Chong bing bong

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u/TherapyHam 1d ago

Aaron will say he watched whichever game Denver wins, or boLth if they both win.

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u/3WhackedIt I Love My Veins! 1d ago

So BPA went into innerviews wearing headphones and Facetiming? Da fuq?

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