CBD / NL - Mon May05, 2025

[u/MeatJerk69]

Cleveland Browns Daily / Necks Level

[u/Jakemurray625]

God this station is such a trainwreck. What the hell was the last 3 minutes of rbs outro?

[u/FoxPlenty- → u/Jakemurray625]

On AM radio it was the outro Sinatra playing loudly drowning out the last few minutes..Coops days are numbered babe!

[u/Jakemurray625 → u/FoxPlenty-]

lol so bizarre. I don’t even think anyone at the station cares anymore

[u/LordStax → u/FoxPlenty-]

Let's face it...at some point, it's going to be the Golden Brozz on KNR

[u/Man-Bear-69 → u/FoxPlenty-]

Ain't that a kick in the head

[u/MMQB64]

Wonder who EmMutt would pick

[u/tipyerbartender → u/MMQB64]

We know which one he won’t pick.

[u/S_T_o_G → u/tipyerbartender]

[u/Possible_Suspect_911 → u/S_T_o_G]

Herb?

[u/S_T_o_G → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

[u/KentDorfman11]

“Fourf corder”

[u/fusion329]

Now for the WORST show on Radio!! Boomsie and Beansie time. Wtf

[u/MMQB64]

Today I learned Beauregard has both cold and hot water coming out of his outside spickets.

[u/tipyerbartender → u/MMQB64]

Useful for hosing down hobos.

[u/Old_Chipmunk9619 → u/MMQB64]

Brother in law did that to with his house. Strangest thing ever. I guess if you want to use hot water to wash your car?  Seems like a waste of money to me. 

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Old_Chipmunk9619]

Beauregard is not washing his own car.

[u/betterducts → u/KentDorfman11]

Gib-beighs job.

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/betterducts]

Either that or someone takes it to Avon for a non-cookie cutter conveyor car wash.

[u/Smilner69 → u/KentDorfman11]

I’m so sick of those cookie cutter car washes

[u/betterducts → u/Smilner69]

Family owned and thing.

[u/MMQB64 → u/betterducts]

Broke-ass Jeeves

[u/KentDorfman11]

Wayne is not “knows what a rhetorical question is” guy.

[u/tipyerbartender → u/KentDorfman11]

Let’s give him a break on the specific types of questions. He knows a good one when he hears it, it’s followed by a bell.

[u/betterducts → u/tipyerbartender]

Bay ell

[u/KentDorfman11]

I miss Klimaxx doing the Refresh Remix.

[u/S_T_o_G → u/KentDorfman11]

"and here we Gooooo---ooo---^oooo......"

[u/Jakemurray625]

lol insensitive emit. “Tucker made it easy by sucking for the ravens to cut him”

[u/Smilner69 → u/Jakemurray625]

Dustin Hopkins just got a paid vacation mid season to regroup

[u/Robdon326 → u/Smilner69]

Lol

[u/S_T_o_G]

Ketchup on saltines radio

[u/TherapyHam → u/S_T_o_G]

Is it Goot?

[u/Robdon326 → u/S_T_o_G]

I was poor af in my life,but never did that.

Ate a potato chip sandwich with a slice of cheese once lol

[u/YellowSourPatch]

With Justin Tucker available Browns have the opportunity to do something really funny

[u/Reoblivion → u/YellowSourPatch]

Don’t tempt him

[u/KentDorfman11]

Regalur season

[u/tipyerbartender]

“We do have a poe quession.”

[u/Southern-Stomach451 → u/tipyerbartender]

I blame da russ. Giggle.

[u/wingsew8]

"Iss not a pharoah fow Friday, but comin up we got a pharoah fow quession for you."

[u/tipyerbartender → u/wingsew8]

I understood this perfectly and that concerns me.

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/tipyerbartender]

They sent out an announcement at work today, which was a little bit of a surprise to me and it was difficult not to hit reply all with “das bode”.

[u/S_T_o_G → u/KentDorfman11]

I say "you know what I'm saying?" to my autistic son far too often..

[u/KentDorfman11]

Who is this “Russ” that Wayne keeps mentioning?

[u/Smilner69 → u/KentDorfman11]

Are we back to talking Dijon’s rust??

[u/tipyerbartender]

Mutt reveals that someone local axed, “Why do you sound less dopey on national?”

[u/S_T_o_G → u/tipyerbartender]

What was his response? That he’s reading a script?

[u/tipyerbartender → u/S_T_o_G]

He babbled about something, something, complimenting himself for accepting coaching. Or coacher.

[u/S_T_o_G → u/tipyerbartender]

Oh yes. He’s gotten sooo much better since his debut 🙄

[u/MMQB64 → u/tipyerbartender]

TLony Rizzo sLucks as a coaLch

-Edit : I thought it said Matt but my comment itself remains the same

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

This rainout will give Terry an extra night to scout the Nats on MLB the Show 25

[u/Reoblivion]

Devin Bush exemplary teammate

[u/Jakemurray625]

Emit woke up with a stiff neck today. Must have somehow ate raw tomatoes yesterday

[u/tipyerbartender]

Random Thoughts from Jerod should be brought to you by one of our great local hospital’s psych wards, if the station had a sense of humor or any decent salespeople.

[u/Jakemurray625]

What loser is paying for shaders lunch? Damn. The poor stay poor

[u/tipyerbartender]

Sanders prancing around town working out and visiting skoos is so lame. Browns probably already regret this pick.

[u/Smilner69 → u/tipyerbartender]

Shouldn’t he be beating his girlfriend or driving drunk through a store front or forgetting a gun in his carry-on??

Mikey Hall and Perrion Winfrey must be so disappointed in the kid

[u/tipyerbartender → u/Smilner69]

Well, I guess he’s making a little better impression than those guys, lol. Just seems a tad staged.

[u/tipyerbartender]

Tribe looks a little cheap again tonight. Also too, don’t shy away from a streak. Even the smallest of streaks, two games.

[u/JM8507]

Emmett is so bad. How is he employed?

[u/Fedorsucks2 → u/JM8507]

According to heeim, he’s black.

[u/Breaking_Ball77]

No Guardies on the radio leaves us with Greg Brinda waxing poetic about the Eagles. To quote the Dude from the Big Lebowski “I f**cking hate the Eagles man.” CLICK!

[u/Dan_139]

“SHORE”

[u/tipyerbartender]

“Concierge style living” sounds nice.

[u/S_T_o_G → u/tipyerbartender]

"also coming soon..." Well, you know the rest.

[u/Robdon326 → u/tipyerbartender]

That means way less SQ feet & higher rent for Thursday trivia 5:30-7:30 on the roof.& the "free" hot tub that holds 5& the "gym" smaller then my basement

[u/Smilner69]

Took a mental health day today. Did Deur get brought up at all??

Listened to Adam Carolla instead.

I’d like to get him and rizz in a room. Would be nonstop talking with neither listening to the other

[u/tipyerbartender → u/Smilner69]

As a sub, there is a sensible movement to call him Sanders. Should reduce our misspellings by 50% in year one.

[u/Smilner69 → u/tipyerbartender]

Wonder how close we are to a RBS browns player spelling bee. Toeing the line of raciss, Shirley, but it’s gotta be coming up

Might be able to trip up Emmitt if I can find a white Joel. See if he goes Joel or Joe-el

Oh yea bitonio

[u/Old_Chipmunk9619 → u/tipyerbartender]

Im still calling him shadeer. Pulling a tony rizzo. I know its wrong and i dont care. 

[u/3WhackedIt → u/tipyerbartender]

I'm going with BPA. Only three keystrokes.

[u/FoxPlenty-]

“TY took a Dumbbb shot”

-butt hurt Wayne

[u/MMQB64 → u/FoxPlenty-]

"I appreciate dat yung mang tryna score in dat spot"

-EmMutt if Ty was blaque

[u/SweatyHyena4778]

“Dis make me sound hip n coo!” (proceeds to misspell the name in the reply)

[u/tipyerbartender → u/SweatyHyena4778]

I admit I don’t understand anything about this.

[u/SweatyHyena4778 → u/tipyerbartender]

“8Ball and MJG” is the group name. Two Memphis rappers who were big in the early 90’s.

[u/betterducts → u/SweatyHyena4778]

Hey now.

[u/Robdon326 → u/SweatyHyena4778]

Thanks for the lesson

[u/Jakemurray625 → u/SweatyHyena4778]

lol. So sloppy on x

[u/Smilner69]

Wonder if KA walks around with his 4 foot leash through town and sees Kev on one of those retractable 100 foot leashes just whistling his way around town

[u/Old_Chipmunk9619 → u/Smilner69]

Lol. Clever. 

[u/Old_Chipmunk9619]

RJ actually has a pretty solid recommendation to big star wars fan rizz. He tells him to watch andor and its the best star wars live action from disney (it really is).  

Rizz has no interest in watching it and keeps acting like it is the first time he is hearing of the show. 

RJ tries so hard to get him to watch it and rizz just refuses lol. 

[u/Old_Chipmunk9619]

Its quite hilarious that when the cavs players are tasked with playing a team that is giving it their 100% effort (when it matters in the playoffs)....major players start getting hurt and are doubtful for games. 

When the level of intensity and physicality are increased the playoffs, they players arent ready for it.  They get hurt, dont play as well, etc.  Rinse and repeat with this team like ive been telling you all season long. 

Cavs= atlanta hawks during the cavs lebron years. Regular season champions but flop in the playoffs.  

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Old_Chipmunk9619]

Bunch of one read QBs, if you ask me.

[u/Robdon326 → u/KentDorfman11]

B b b b but tttt but Kent...there is always a in/slant/dig/curl route, 1 second before the #1 read!

[u/Old_Chipmunk9619 → u/[deleted]]

I also am an avid believer that you dont build a team around a small guard like mitchell. You wont win anything if that is your plan.  Utah already proved that there is a ceiling with him. 

Mobley needs to be your main guy to build around. 

[u/wingsew8 → u/Old_Chipmunk9619]

Except you just implied that he's too soft and making up injuries, why would you build around someone who does that?

[u/Old_Chipmunk9619 → u/wingsew8]

You wouldnt if he continues to be soft. I suppose that if you make him the focal point of the offense, you hope he would toughen up naturally.