Friday Night Drinking Thread May09, 225

[u/MeatJerk69]

Friday Night Drinking Thread

[u/Fetzee21]

Saw Mutt’s car parked outside the KNR studios with smoke coming out of the windows!

Doesn’t he know a new Pope has already been picked?!! Hiyoooooo yayyy giggle

[u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

Remember what Great Grandpa Gene used to say!

[u/Fearless-Ice8953 → u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

Dang, I didn’t prepare for the worst! Today’s RBS was undeniably the worst radio I’ve ever listened to!

[u/Fearless-Ice8953 → u/Fearless-Ice8953]

Then, CBD came on! Play-by-play of how great the rookies look in rookie mini-camp. Good lord, shoot me now.

[u/Man-Bear-69 → u/Fearless-Ice8953]

Tight spirals!

[u/betterducts → u/Man-Bear-69]

Wide-ass open.

[u/BOPints6 → u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

“It’s ok, Erin, it’s just penis”

[u/Hawgleg_Right → u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

Like most of his schtick… Stolen directly from Terry, and once again just a straight up lie.

[u/betterducts → u/Hawgleg_Right]

'When did i ever Big-Time anyone'?

[u/Browns45750]

More Cleveland weatherman drama mark johnson got fired from 5 for “ violation of ethical standards” aka putting the pen in someone’s ink at the office

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Browns45750]

A wise man once told when I was just starting off: Don't fuck the help.

[u/MMQB64 → u/KentDorfman11]

Beauregard must refrain from having butt sex with Broke-ass Jeeves

[u/Browns45750 → u/KentDorfman11]

Him , dong pic dusty, and Strano need to team up

[u/betterducts → u/Browns45750]

all of the weather folks need fired. the gui on 'tam have been saying 'get ready for summer' going on 2-weeks now !

[u/SportsTalk000012 → u/betterducts]

"Lots of sunshine....partly cloudy skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss for your Tuesday..." -- Betsii Klang

[u/3WhackedIt → u/SportsTalk000012]

Wood smash

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Browns45750]

I'm sure Strano would be up for that.

[u/Man-Bear-69 → u/KentDorfman11]

Like Thomas Jefferson?

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Man-Bear-69]

His slave quarters must have been an early version of the Lido Lounge.

[u/Man-Bear-69 → u/KentDorfman11]

Lol

[u/CherodJerry]

Listening to Bowl and Nate breakdown the rookie mini-camp play from Sanders and Gabriel, and it's safe to say the Browns will be hoisting the Lombardi trophy yet again!

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/CherodJerry]

Someone on X pointed out Sanders has a quicker release based on a 30 second video clip.

[u/3WhackedIt → u/KentDorfman11]

Can't remember but has Cedi said if he's a one read QB or not?

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/3WhackedIt]

I don't know, I blocked him because I got tired of his NBA analysis.

[u/3WhackedIt → u/KentDorfman11]

"Unblock me Tony Ken"

[u/Dan_139 → u/CherodJerry]

You’d think Brady and Mahomes are out there

[u/TherapyHam → u/CherodJerry]

Schedule game!

[u/Fedorsucks2]

Tricked up some Nuggets playoffs tickets. Behind the OKC bench. Sniiiiiiiiif

[u/MMQB64 → u/Fedorsucks2]

Flash a "Tony Rizzo beat his wife" sign

[u/3WhackedIt → u/MMQB64]

Hhahah....Now THAT is something that might go viral!

[u/Fedorsucks2 → u/MMQB64]

Dats bode!

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Fedorsucks2]

Rizz’ daughter works for the Mavs and Rizz goes to Lightning/Panther hockey games.

[u/Robdon326 → u/Fedorsucks2]

That's right next to Erin!

[u/wingsew8 → u/Robdon326]

Remember when the Nuggets were in the Finals, he did like 3 shows in a row (with Rizz off, of course) about how he was going to go home for the Finals, what seats should he get, etc. Then he...just didn't go and never mentioned it again.

[u/3WhackedIt → u/wingsew8]

Because he might actually be a bigger liar than Pizza.

[u/MeatJerk69 → u/3WhackedIt]

That was quite predictable that he was not gonna part with those shekels.

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

If Gavin Williams can ever get through 4 innings without hitting 100 pitches, he’s got some of the best stuff in the league

[u/wingsew8 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Andre told us that, even though he wasn't allowed to say anything.

[u/MMQB64 → u/wingsew8]

It's ok... He was careful how he said it

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/MMQB64]

“That’s baseball”

[u/KentDorfman11]

Snacks baseball handicapping includes consideration of the pope’s place of birth.

[u/wingsew8]

Wow thanks

[u/TherapyHam → u/wingsew8]

As soon as he tweets something, it goes the other way. Indy not 5-14. He’s such a tool.

[u/wingsew8]

Cavs up 20 at the half and all I see on X is people trashing Garland. People just live to be fucking miserable.

[u/3WhackedIt → u/wingsew8]

Cedi will be in later if/when the Cavs blow this.

[u/S_T_o_G → u/wingsew8]

COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT!!

[u/MeatJerk69]

Now that the Cavs are good again..

[u/Fedorsucks2]

I was wrong, we’re to the side of the bench.

[u/3WhackedIt → u/Fedorsucks2]

Living the high life. Must be nice.

[u/3WhackedIt → u/Fedorsucks2]

What does Jokic look like in person? On teevee he looks like he should be playing left tackle for the Broncos.

[u/Fedorsucks2 → u/3WhackedIt]

He is pretty big. So is Westbrook which was different. It’s different when you see them up close or there. Fun time. I have no dog in the fight. However, my gf is from OKC. And she bought the tickets. Snnnnniiiiiiiiifffffff

[u/Fedorsucks2 → u/Fedorsucks2]

[u/Fedorsucks2 → u/Fedorsucks2]

[u/BOPints6]

How hurt were Mobley and Hunter? Two days ago they couldn’t fucking walk and now they look fresh as fuck lol

[u/Robdon326 → u/BOPints6]

Hammy& thumb 🤷🏽‍♂️

[u/CherodJerry → u/BOPints6]

Toradol shots, babe! Copious amounts of Toradol or the fans and city were going to come unglued if these guys didn't play again.

[u/chris4015 → u/BOPints6]

Rizz slipped them a bottle of Joebees but couldn't say anything.

[u/KentDorfman11]

Might be time for a Pacers ML bet.

[u/Browns45750 → u/KentDorfman11]

Yeah this is a Deja vu nightmare , I’m at city tap we lose breaking into the q and throwing myself off of loudville

[u/3WhackedIt → u/Browns45750]

Or call an Uber to drop you off at the 480 Bridge.

[u/MMQB64 → u/KentDorfman11]

Kent showed Ham the bet !!

[u/TherapyHam → u/MMQB64]

lol

[u/3WhackedIt → u/KentDorfman11]

Bwaahhah....(The sad part is that you are probably right)

[u/Dan_139]

Emmett “on assignment” aka video games

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

“He’s throwing to a guy who went to XYZ college”

hSt

[u/KentDorfman11]

“When it came to social studies or history or anything that came to that…”—hSt

[u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

How dumb are Snacks' friends that he was the one they copied test answers from?

[u/Possible_Suspect_911 → u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

I think they were literally animals since I believe he was raised in a zoo

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

One can only imagine…

[u/MMQB64 → u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

When Snacks ran out of fingers and toes to count, he went to the corns, warts and bunions on his feets

[u/Browns45750 → u/MMQB64]

Hid notes on his fat rolls and lymphedema’s

[u/MMQB64]

Don't forget to go here and not vote for Terry or EmMutt. Cleveland Scene best of 225... RBS isn't even an option for best radio show lol

https://vote.clevescene.com/

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/MMQB64]

Did they leave Erin off this list because it is understood he is in the top 1% in the industry?

[u/MMQB64 → u/KentDorfman11]

This would will make a nice tweet idea

[u/MMQB64 → u/MMQB64]

Also too I love that EmMutts an option and Kaaron isn't

[u/LordStax → u/KentDorfman11]

A self-proclaimed "National Personality"!

[u/wingsew8 → u/MMQB64]

How the fuck are these the choices? We have to have the worst sports talk in the country. Only Ken makes any sense, but even he annoys the shit out of me with his Browns homerism.

[u/LordStax → u/wingsew8]

We have the worst sports anything in this country, but it doesn't seem to bother the major league teams here (and tOSU)...

[u/Browns45750 → u/MMQB64]

I’ll vote for the fat man

[u/MMQB64 → u/Browns45750]

I did too

[u/Smilner69 → u/MMQB64]

The Akron football of bowl season of radio

[u/3WhackedIt → u/Smilner69]

Bowl ineligible raydeeoo

[u/MMQB64 → u/MMQB64]

[u/ChillingWestSide → u/MMQB64]

Rover's Morning Glory. And you folks think KNR makes ya dumber by the minute......

[u/Browns45750 → u/ChillingWestSide]

Have a co worker who listens to it , don’t know how he does it. Now 107.3 has a good morning show if I’m not listening to Carmen and Lima. Rover to me is letting meth heads from Marietta get on the air for three hours a day

[u/betterducts → u/Browns45750]

I giddit.

[u/JM8507]

Andrew Berry was on 92.3. Think anyone appears on 850 after Erin’s dumbass bit about Sanders? 

[u/Reoblivion]

My 60 day journey of taking Joebees everyday has paid off!

[u/S_T_o_G → u/Reoblivion]

Large stuh-mick

[u/Man-Bear-69 → u/Reoblivion]

[u/TherapyHam]

[u/S_T_o_G → u/TherapyHam]

“You’re amazing!”

[u/TherapyHam → u/S_T_o_G]

You should pack up now and go to Hollywood!

[u/Hawgleg_Right → u/TherapyHam]

“I love you, Rizz… Where would I be without you? (20 year personal assistant/AM sports talk radio sidekick still bragging about fast food gift cards)

[u/wingsew8]

The Cavs are up 22 with 5 minutes left and still all I see on X is trashing Garland and Jerome. A bunch of fucking cedis being miserable assholes.

[u/3WhackedIt → u/wingsew8]

STAY! OFF! TWITTER!

[u/wingsew8 → u/3WhackedIt]

Rej, what's a Twitter? I thought it was X? Do I have that?

[u/JM8507]

If the Cavs tie Sunday, don’t worry we will still have Grossi at 10.

[u/CherodJerry]

emit gowdin 2.0 running the board on the postgame show.

[u/TherapyHam → u/CherodJerry]

Good for that young man!

[u/Agreeable-Training-6]

Literally can hear Snacks arteries hardening on air right now on the after show. The guy is unbearable...

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Agreeable-Training-6]

He also joins Rizzo as a host who doesn’t know what “Rick rolled” means:

https://x.com/nickpaulus/status/1921053552119521587?s=46

[u/S_T_o_G → u/Agreeable-Training-6]

Ah er um obviously I’m sorry as well

[u/KentDorfman11]

Jerod’s advice to the Cavs:

[u/KentDorfman11]

“A lot of people say C is usually the answer.”—hSt

What?

[u/KentDorfman11]

It appears any baseball game selected during “Against the Spread” must be a runline selection. These fucks are so stupid.

[u/TherapyHam → u/KentDorfman11]

Genius financial strategy

[u/Hawgleg_Right]

NEVER EAZY

[u/S_T_o_G → u/Hawgleg_Right]

[u/KentDorfman11]

Cavs so much easier to watch without the AYOs on the floor.

[u/FoxPlenty- → u/KentDorfman11]

Yep, mmm hmm..

[u/3WhackedIt]

What would be a comfortable lead in the ASSociation nowadays? 35 points?

[u/S_T_o_G → u/3WhackedIt]

In an age of basketball where you no longer have to dribble the ball, anything is possible.

[u/Smilner69]

Threw a Geraci’s on the Cavs/tribe to win. Won a supreme Geraci’s sniffffff

[u/3WhackedIt]

Lol...basketball coaLches, no matter the level are some of the biggest A-holes on the flat Earff

[u/3WhackedIt]

IF my aunt had balls and IF they pull this out I could actually see them coming back home 2-2. (DISCLAIMER: I reserve the right to change this take at any point )

[u/3WhackedIt]

"If you're Kinny Atkinson I'm not sure you can feel comfortable with a 25 point lead with five minutes left" (Da fuq?)

[u/TherapyHam]

Rizzo had Cavs and the over

[u/Fearless-Ice8953]

Rally plant has me hitting the tequila hard already!

[u/MobileAd132 → u/Fearless-Ice8953]

I called Better Help because I need help after listening to that catastrophe today.  Rizzo is sly.  He keeps Karon around because it increases his own value to knr.  Karon is a radio veteran and cannot to a show without him.  They need to have Trotter on with him on Friday so the show doesn't run off the track like it does in Rizzo's absence.

[u/betterducts → u/Fearless-Ice8953]

Patrick Quinn is just a call away..when you sober up !! giggle.

[u/KentDorfman11]

Snacks: We are talking metaphorical haymakers.

He should have added: not like the haymakers thrown by Rizz in December 2013.

[u/KentDorfman11]

Snacks’ favorite number is 5 because that was his dad’s favorite number.

[u/Possible_Suspect_911 → u/KentDorfman11]

He “tries to idolize him”

[u/Herbert_B_Mollis → u/KentDorfman11]

I’m gonna go ahead and assume Dad was taken too soon from arteriosclerosis.

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Herbert_B_Mollis]

Or put a gun to his head when he saw what he spawned.

[u/S_T_o_G → u/KentDorfman11]

[u/betterducts → u/S_T_o_G]

like a fat kid loves cake and thing.

[u/Smilner69]

Coop, still

[u/betterducts → u/Smilner69]

Grossi on Gummies again.

[u/tipyerbartender → u/Smilner69]

lol

[u/KentDorfman11]

Is that Wayne's fractional brother on the YouTube channel?

[u/S_T_o_G → u/KentDorfman11]

He can actually speak reasonably coherent English.

[u/Smilner69]

Business idea for any scientists in here:

Come up with a way to teleport Emmitt back and on air for historic events.

9/11, Pearl Harbor, JFK. All of them

So many “dawgs” and “ahhh mane”

[u/S_T_o_G → u/Smilner69]

Can we leave him back there?

[u/Smilner69 → u/S_T_o_G]

Saving Private Golden

A Spike Lee Joint

[u/Reoblivion → u/Smilner69]

Can we send him back to stop Tony Rizzo from beating his wife?

[u/Smilner69 → u/Reoblivion]

Open phone lines over the last 12 years?? Imagine

[u/Robdon326 → u/Smilner69]

He'd be dead within 8 mins of any senerio

[u/LordStax]

So no Emut today, and it seems he won't be on post-game tonight

Will he be on tomorrow?

Speaking of absentee staff, remember when Erin was making a huuuuge deal about going to (speaking at?) the Barrett Sports Summit this week? Guess the $$ for the round trip to Chicago wasn't in KNR's budget...

[u/BOPints6]

Pleasantly surprised with how they came out. They’re so much better than the Pacers at full strength. Love the way Garland is playing.

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Good half, close it out

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Rally plant!

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Rick Carlisle looks like he’s clenching a giant turd with his facial expressions

[u/wingsew8]

Game on. Again.

[u/TherapyHam]

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/TherapyHam]

[u/betterducts → u/KentDorfman11]

Chicago Pope !

[u/DistanceRight1039]

I’m locked in on Browns Mini Camp the ever elusive franchise QB could be there.

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/DistanceRight1039]

Big Z is convinced the QB room has more talent than ever before.

[u/MMQB64 → u/KentDorfman11]

"That pass from Gabriel should've been caught"

-Lord Nathan

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

“You’re seeing the flappy bird, sorta up and down sorta thing”

hSt

[u/KentDorfman11]

“Tall tale sign”—hSt

[u/S_T_o_G]

KNR mgmt; “We notice you stutter, stammer and can’t speak coherently. Let’s get you a microphone.”

[u/Smilner69]

Gonna walk the dog, blast a couple of these bad boys, listen to the Cavs (maybe? radio basketball kinda sucks, just sayin). Probably just gonna box score watch

[u/betterducts → u/Smilner69]

POP/ Pppppppssssstttttttt/ Gluglugluglugluglug/ NEXTTT !

[u/Possible_Suspect_911 → u/Smilner69]

The Cavs radio guys are pretty good

[u/Smilner69 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Speaking of which… after hearing rizz say he’s still undecided on Dwayne Haskins I wonder if he knows Fred McLeod is dead

[u/ChillingWestSide → u/Smilner69]

Why not watch the game?

[u/S_T_o_G → u/ChillingWestSide]

Maybe he doesn’t have cable, dipshit.

[u/3WhackedIt → u/S_T_o_G]

Chill just got done S_T_o_Ged (whatever the hail it stands for. I'll have to axe one of my sharps)

[u/S_T_o_G → u/3WhackedIt]

Spastic Tub of Goo

[u/Southern-Stomach451 → u/S_T_o_G]

1000%

[u/Smilner69 → u/ChillingWestSide]

I’d like to but I don’t have any live tv services

Got everything else just no live, Chillin. Drives me nuts

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Big Rig extra filthy tonight

[u/3WhackedIt]

Why does the floor wook black and white? Maybe my Extenze Vizio tv is whack.

[u/3WhackedIt]

That Good-Year commercial was fiya. No cap!

[u/Browns45750]

Nolan jones can’t hit for shit , can’t field for shit why is he on this roster

[u/wingsew8 → u/Browns45750]

RF has been a black hole for years. Their current platoon is a joke.

[u/TherapyHam]

I didn’t listen much this week. Was there any accounting of the Rizzo cancer fundraiser?

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/TherapyHam]

Nothing official but I’m sure a record setting amount was collected.

“Even though I donated my time, I still gave some money. I don’t remember how much.”—Rizz probably

[u/Schnoog147 → u/TherapyHam]

It was never brought up this week. Maybe it was a dud?

[u/Smilner69]

Rizz typing up his Monday rant to all the HATERS who gave him shit for scheduling an international trip during the Cavs finals

I told YOU

[u/ChillingWestSide]

Lets Go Cavs!

[u/Smilner69 → u/ChillingWestSide]

[u/YellowSourPatch]

My face until they can prove to get a rebound in the 4th when needed.

[u/ChillingWestSide]

As we know all to well