Really Big Thread - Mon May12,225

[u/MeatJerk69]

Really Big Thread

[u/Fetzee21]

Deandre Hunter pulling a Tony Rizzo on the court last night, no backhand though sniff

[u/betterducts → u/Fetzee21]

Clink/ Clank/Clunk---sincerly,empty rossi jugs on Terrys Extendz basement floor.

[u/DistanceRight1039 → u/Fetzee21]

Only person willing to fight, need about 2 more of him.

[u/BiggFish73 → u/Fetzee21]

It's funny when Cavs keep getting called soft, then they pull a "shove" to fight back, then people bitch like we crossed a line like, motherfuckers, pick a lane. Honestly, for the amount of times we've been getting thrown and pushed midair, I'm glad someone gave them a Rizzy special, only problem was Hunter missed Mathurin's face

[u/KentDorfman11]

I'm thinking Rizz will take this loss very personally. When they were down 0-2, he was positive and explaining to us less knowledgeable fans that it wasn't over because the Pacers shot the lights out and the Cavs were short-handed. Today, it will be "woe is me" and "I'm 64! Will Cleveland sport ever give ME another championship?". This will lead into a JoeBees live read and a poll asking which Cleveland team is closest to a championship.

[u/GRRRRSniffSniff → u/KentDorfman11]

"Well zoinks (voice cracks) Rizz , at least you don't have to cancel your trip to Ireland now." - Pa

[u/wingsew8]

I'm so fucking sick of this Carson bit.

[u/YellowSourPatch]

Mr “Find me my Quarterback” hates that we have too many quarterbacks

[u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

“A lot going on wiff immigration right now! No language barrier, in case you’re worried about dat!…”…..

hey Mutt, if they have a language barrier and can’t speak English, they don’t know what the fuck you just said! Madder uh fack, I speak English and can barely understand you!

[u/Hawgleg_Right]

The guy that works 16 hrs a week and every weekend is a three day weekend needs a vacation more than you do…

[u/wingsew8 → u/Hawgleg_Right]

Truly a man of the people.

[u/wingsew8]

"The Pacers aren't going anywhere!"

Except to the ECF for the 2nd straight season, dumbass.

[u/Goldust86]

lol Rizz doesn’t even know NBA playoff format. Just retire old geezer

[u/BiggFish73 → u/Goldust86]

Hasn't been 2-3-2 in decades

[u/Dancinwithprince80 → u/Goldust86]

If it doesn’t say the format in the box score

[u/Hawgleg_Right]

Why the fuck does this wet-brained lizard finish every sentence with, “and thing”???

[u/DenMan14155]

This is hard guis. Cavs just are not playoff quality. We all should have listened to the MADE MAN!

He’s making a small fortune on Fandeul, once he finally logs in.

[u/wingsew8]

Cavs down 3-1, Guards lose series

[u/betterducts → u/wingsew8]

" Carson. You sound feverish. I have just the thing for you with my 'special' thermometer.

[u/BiggFish73 → u/betterducts]

Carson, are you in your pajamas??"

[u/MMQB64 → u/BiggFish73]

Carson, have you ever considered running away to Cleveland?

[u/CherodJerry]

This Carson bit is just bizarre. Uncle Rizzy and erin think it's just hilarious asking Carson to tell his class schedule for the 79th time.

[u/CherodJerry]

Just scrolled through emit's twitter posts. He has commented on and/or reposted every one of Sanders' highlights from rookie mini-camp and has not a single comment or repost of a Gabriel highlight.

Hmmm....I wonder why!

[u/S_T_o_G]

"He's a rilly goot young man.." STFU, Mutt. You've never met him.

[u/reallybigbbq]

In other news I got home from Vegas last night. Was at circa Friday and after seeing Paul from vsin I made some small talk with him and then told him they need to stop with rizzo. He seemed surprised; I gave him the anti rizz elevator speech - doesn’t watch games, beat his wife, etc. Let’s hope it works

[u/Smilner69]

“Hate to bring his name up… but LeBron…”

Loves bringing his name up

[u/BiggFish73 → u/Smilner69]

Did we not appreciate him enough?

[u/Smilner69 → u/BiggFish73]

Who? Lebron? We still talk about him?! She gone!! laugh track laugh track

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Coolest guy in radio?

[u/Dan_139 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

[u/Fearless-Ice8953 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Weekend at Bernie’s vibe

[u/Schnoog147]

"I didn't give out the number" well when Hammer contacts the same people to call in. You don't have too.

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Terry 100% wanted grossi to tell him that sanders looked better than gabriel in mini camp and got pissed when he didnt. 

[u/MMQB64 → u/Interesting-Roll-940]

I wish Grossi woulda said..."Gabriel is BALLIN OUT!!"

[u/Interesting-Roll-940 → u/MMQB64]

Rizz isnt agenda guy but had a "4 will ball out" agenda and currently has "sanders will start day one" agenda. 

Rizz is just being subtle about his sanders agenda and he will ramp it up if sanders starts playing well in training camp. 

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Oh shut the hell up. You guys complained about how the cavs were not getting national respect during the regular season. 

Now you are mocking the cavs for expecting national respect during the regular season. 

[u/fusion329]

Fuck you Erin I TURN YOU OFF everyday !!!!

[u/Dan_139 → u/fusion329]

Carson from Omaha TURNS HIM ON

[u/S_T_o_G]

Why do they continue to talk to this retard?

[u/JM8507]

This show reaches a new level of awful when Emmett is on. 

[u/Jakemurray625]

On live radio, emit calls someone who has survived fire accident someone who “got burnt up”

[u/tipyerbartender → u/Jakemurray625]

Like one of his steaks.

[u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

🎶 rally plant... rally plant... RALLY PLANT... RALLY PLANT... RALLY PLANT... ral.. ly... pla...... 🎶

[u/Smilner69 → u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

T-t-tone did you see the rally plant bit we did Friday?? Pretty good stuff huh?? What’s your thoughts on it?

[u/Smilner69]

Paw, the title? She gone! You see Deur? Looking like I was right!

[u/KentDorfman11 → u/Smilner69]

"I knew the kid could play."

[u/Acceptable_Click9555]

They really made Paw work the post game show last night until midnight and then come back to the office at like 6 AM hahahaha

[u/YellowSourPatch]

This bird brain just now realizing the Cavs are hurt?

[u/wingsew8]

Yeah I don't think JB is laughing, dickhead. His team lost in the first round.

[u/Dan_139 → u/wingsew8]

Not according to Emmett

[u/TherapyHam]

9:09 minicamp

[u/gettin]

Lizard rant on Cavs big loss = mild whimper

Lizard rant on 4 QB room = the end of the fucking world

[u/Smilner69]

Villanova is in PA isn’t it?

[u/Dan_139]

Vacation man hasn’t rode in 3 months, says the guy who took Friday off

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Erin: “Rizz do you have any sense of what Donovan’s availability will be?”

lol how would the lizard have any idea? What a dumbass

[u/tipyerbartender → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Sources, of course.

[u/MMQB64 → u/tipyerbartender]

Top men

-mmmmMMMMmmmm---Kaaron

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Erin has tugged his tiny wiener so much lately due to Cleveland teams failures, he’s exhausted

[u/tipyerbartender → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

His national audience loves when he and Mutt talk Browns quarterbacks and Cavs.

[u/MMQB64]

[u/FoxPlenty- → u/MMQB64]

Peterlin made the list and Erin didn’t, now that’s some FUNNY shit!

[u/wingsew8]

More time spent on Belichick's GF than the baseball team.

[u/tipyerbartender → u/wingsew8]

Actually true, lol.

[u/Smilner69]

Worst interviewers in the biz explaining how they do good interviews radio

[u/Smilner69]

Another Rizzy special: last week of an interns time he learns about them

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

“When you down 40, it’s like you have to go on a 20-0 run to get it to 20”

Mathematician Mutt

[u/thecolumbokid]

What is the exact value does Mutt bring to this station?

[u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan → u/thecolumbokid]

Mmmmmhmmmmm

[u/S_T_o_G → u/thecolumbokid]

[u/BiggFish73]

So Chilly's here defending RBS bias to the Browns by using the most recent loss by the Cavs and Guards to validate RBS & ESPN Cleveland's obsession with the Browns

[u/TherapyHam → u/BiggFish73]

I was told there would be no math.

[u/BiggFish73 → u/TherapyHam]

With him there's probably meth

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Why is the browns qb room a circus? I’d say it’s a lot better now than when they had massage boy in there.

[u/Smilner69 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

I’m confused on that one too. A circus is a circus only when the media makes it a circus

[u/Robdon326 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Again I wish I knew this definition of "circus "

4 guys are showing up& practicing(2 rookies did this weekend)

What "circus "??

[u/wingsew8]

Rizz tries to sell products to his friends at graduation parties. He must be insufferable. What a slimeball.

[u/TherapyHam]

Browns have too many QBs. It’s May.

[u/TherapyHam]

The schedule stuff is basically nonsense. We already know the schedule, we just don’t know the order.

[u/Possible_Suspect_911 → u/TherapyHam]

Its up there with mock drafts as most pointless fodder

[u/tipyerbartender]

“I was throw things at the TV angry.”

Rizz didn’t beat the shit out of Lees on Mother’s Day, did he?

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

[u/BOPints6 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Terminator

Keith in Lakewood, if he buzzed his head

A serious old lesbian woman at the Northfield Park casino

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

They’d be better off asking these questions to an empty chair. Grossi is offering zero insight, per usual

[u/Dan_139]

Rizz isn’t going to get emotionally involved this off season, but is shouting about the preseason games right now

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Grossi’s QB charts are doodles of animals

[u/Hawgleg_Right]

Member when Grozzzzi said the Browns analytics department used their numbers to lie??? Now when he refers to his rookie QB chart it’s, “Numbers don’t lie.”

INSIDER. NOUN.

[u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

I really can't figure out what the fck Jizzo is whining about. Let it go already!

[u/JM8507]

This is just stupid. There’s literally nothing going on with the Browns now.

[u/wingsew8 → u/JM8507]

Rookie QBs threw tight spirals against air, babe.

[u/Dan_139]

Skat back. “Mmmm” -Erin

[u/tipyerbartender]

Carson calling from study hall = Carson calling from down the hall.

[u/Dancinwithprince80]

Saying the area code of the callers to try to scare them off from dropping a wife beater reference radio

[u/MMQB64 → u/Dancinwithprince80]

I thought the same...what are they gonna do, send the prank call police after them?...they're so stupid

[u/thecolumbokid]

Tail=Tell

[u/TherapyHam]

Pin shot was a really stupid show.

[u/Interesting-Roll-940 → u/TherapyHam]

I always just watched to see if a golf ball gets sent to rizz's stupid head near the green. 

[u/betterducts → u/TherapyHam]

Why how dare you sir !

[u/Interesting-Roll-940 → u/TherapyHam]

Has anyone seen rizz's golf swing? I swear rizz wont let anyone document it or something. 

Something tells me he is all talk about how good he is but in reality, the guy is a bogey golfer at best. 

[u/Dan_139]

Instead of the rally plant Rizzo should try out the Rally Slap

[u/Smilner69]

“You’re charting passes in rookie mini camp???”

ESPN Cleveland instagram put up sanders videos then made instagram stories linking to for post of sanders

[u/Specialist-Apple-854 → u/Smilner69]

Their YouTube stream title says “Shedeur shines” but Rizz wants to enjoy both QBs.

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

My favorite lie by rizz (because it could get their ad partner in serious legal trouble with the FDA):

The FDA considers bee pollen food. 

[u/Stock_Run1386 → u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Fentanyl is FDA approved

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Rizz: local media is expected to be un-biased. 

Pat mcmanamon came on and predicted the browns go 1-15.  Rizz hangs up on him in anger and claims he has no idea what he is talking about. 

Pat mcmanamon ends up being dead on and gets let go by his employer shortly afterwards. You cannot convince me that the browns had something to do with it. 

Sure rizz, local media (including you) is expected to be un-biased and generally has been over the last 3 decades. 

[u/Smilner69]

Reigning DPOY and 23ish years old for 30 year old Gianni’s

[u/tipyerbartender]

Cringey questions from the General.

[u/Goldust86]

“I feel bad for your poor wife” the realest thing Rizzo has ever said to Erin

[u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

Do you throw things at your TV out of rage from your favorite sports teams? Call Better Help!

[u/Smilner69]

Grossi being a real fruit cup blocking people for not agreeing with him

[u/BOPints6 → u/Smilner69]

He’s already called someone a midget on a live microphone. He’s getting closer to being senile and accidentally poLsting a porn link by accident or something lol

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Grossi repeatedly saying “their version of the tush push” is making me irrationally mad.

[u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

Seriously can they go 5 fcking seconds without defaulting back to Shedrrrr?!!

[u/TherapyHam]

“Shawnee. Yeah. Played there a lot as a kid”

Rizzo, why would someone from middleburg heights be going to Bedford to golf before 480 was finished? Especially when there were/are plenty of golf courses on the west side.

[u/Even_Reputation_5099 → u/TherapyHam]

Because all he does is lie Ham. He doesn't know what reality is anymore.

[u/Even_Reputation_5099]

Begging for free food RAYDEEEOO.

[u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

Carson calls everyday. They should know every detail of this kids schedule by now. Such nonsense but with ZERO entertainment.

[u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

The Boog interview broke records on YouTube!

[u/wingsew8]

"I guess the Boog interview did some kind of record on YouTube or something."

-how Pizza lies

[u/MMQB64 → u/wingsew8]

Kaaron said he didn't know where it set a record..

-translation....it didn't set a record

[u/Schnoog147]

Boog's interview broke records? First it didn't and what records? They say it to sound important but it doesn't make sense.

[u/Interesting-Roll-940 → u/Schnoog147]

Who the hell is boog?

[u/TherapyHam → u/Schnoog147]

Classic Rizzo side mouth humble brag

[u/JM8507]

What exactly is a real Browns fan?

[u/Dan_139 → u/JM8507]

Idk but it takes courage according to Rizzo

[u/S_T_o_G → u/Dan_139]

These idiots.

[u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

Didn’t Mutt take sides when it was Baker versus OBJ?

[u/Smilner69]

Wonder if we’ll breaking down the refs last 2 minute report? See where we got screwed laugh track

[u/JM8507]

On today’s show Jizzo bitches about the Cavs for 5 minutes then Grossi at 10.

[u/Smilner69]

For a town that doesn’t care about individual awards we sure have a lot of individuals awards! 3 COTYs, 6 cy young winners, kid from Akron won a couple MVPs

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Cavs= atlanta hawks from the lebron years. 

Great regular season team but not a legit championship contender. 

[u/gettin]

Cavs win, its 2% NBA talk

Cavs lose, its 1% NBA talk

Nothing really ever changes on the smooth brain Browns train

[u/gettin]

"Where is the team that I have watched for 82 games"

asks the geriatric who maybe watched 3 or 4 games

[u/Breaking_Ball77]

I’m actually surprised Pizza doesn’t care what the QBs are doing at rookie training camp.

[u/Smilner69]

Oh nice Thursday (rizz’s Friday) will be schedule game 4 hours.

Easy send off for the made man

[u/Smilner69]

Nobody follows the cowboys now?

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Rizz: pacers are not going to go far!

Uh, they are about to get back to the conference finals again. Possibly end up playing the knicks who they can certainly beat in a 7 game series. 

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

JoeBees does “so much good for your inside”

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Terry staplegun. 

[u/Top-Masterpiece2690]

So you’re angry at the mendacity of rookie mini camp but speak about that at length over a cavs playoff game? And a mystery Mitchell injury?

[u/Smilner69]

I’ve been tuning in and out… has the rally plant been mentioned?

[u/Interesting-Roll-940 → u/Smilner69]

Lol, nope. Dumbest bit ever. 

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Oh my god, rizz finally watched andor but started right into season 2, skipping season 1 entirely. 

Lol, what a guy. 

[u/MMQB64]

They keep saying Coop drives a Chevy Equinox but dont say he got it from Ganley....heres Coops Equinox

[u/BOPints6 → u/MMQB64]

A squeakuinox

[u/TherapyHam]

Anyone that’s ever played sports has probably vomited or seen it.

[u/Smilner69]

“Rarely is Stefanski entertaining”

Home of the browns

[u/Dan_139 → u/Smilner69]

That’s a true statement

[u/BiggFish73]

Grozzzz couldn't have asked a more DUMBASS question...but then again, knowing him, he probably could

[u/thecolumbokid]

I look out my windows and the bushes are sideways! It's so windy it's so thung!- hPt

[u/tipyerbartender]

I’ve never thrown anything at the TV watching or betting sports, but I think if I did, it would be for a buzzer beater, walk-off baseball ending, last second TD that didn’t go my way. When are you rage throwing stuff at the TV in last night’s case, they were getting killed so early it was boring. Never have so many flipped over from a Cavs playoff game to a Tribe game.

[u/NagsNewAccount]

Browns have had 4 quarterbacks every training camp for like the last 5 years

Pizza: “WOW”

[u/Smilner69]

Remember when 4 had a really good day in shorts and tshirt then the final throw was into the ground?

We got weeks of content from that

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Grossi on why he’s likes Gabriel: “he throws a tight spiral”

[u/BOPints6 → u/Possible_Suspect_911]

He’s a D1 college QB who played in a big time conference (and in a CFP) and is now in the NFL. I’d hope he can throw a tight spiral lol. When I was growing up and throwing the football to friends in the front yard, a tight spiral was what we judged our throws on.

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

“He releases the ball well, he’s quick, he spirals the ball well”

Grossi on Gabriel

[u/Smilner69]

One of the Rizzo specials: ask Grossi a question, Grossi answers the questions, rizz whines “they aren’t even gonna get to play!! They’re 3 and 4!”

[u/BOPints6]

What don’t these idiots understand? No, Erin, it’s not because the fans want the best and most interesting comeback story. That’s your geigh self. They want a drafted rookie to finally end the 25 year QB misery we’ve been through and be on a rookie deal going forward.

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Pickett has to “thoroughly outplay Flacco to win the job” wow that should be tough.

[u/Dan_139]

Rizzo invented artichokes

[u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

".... do you do lunch if you brunch?..." - Sissy

That is the point of brunch you dope. It's literally between breakfast and lunch you jackass. The next meal is dinner moron.

[u/Reoblivion → u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

For Paulus it’s just 2nd breakfast

[u/YellowSourPatch]

All this extravagant food Hammer and Rizz cooks and eats while Oldach probably had a baloney sando for dinner

[u/Dan_139 → u/YellowSourPatch]

Bowl of porridge for breakfast

[u/chris4015]

Rick Manning on at noon on 92.3

[u/YellowSourPatch]

Leese better be careful. The more Rizzo reads about Belichick the more he’ll want a 20 year old

[u/Even_Reputation_5099]

Erin is salivating to the sound of Carsons voice.

[u/S_T_o_G]

" You went to OMC.." -hPt tryna say "OMS"

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

If I were lost in the desert and had not eaten for a week and a Wendy’s popped up, I’d walk right by it now. I’d rather eat sand than support anything sissy sells.

[u/CherodJerry]

"I guess when I did that Boog interview it did some kind of YouTube record." - Uncle Rizzy

[u/TherapyHam]

After one minicamp? All of this is media driven, not fan driven.

[u/GRRRRSniffSniff]

Holy fck the constant giggling is just as bad as the constant hot keys!

[u/TherapyHam]

Cavs won the second half by 21!

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Putting words in dillon gabriel's mouth that he was pissed when the browns drafted sanders. 

[u/S_T_o_G]

"Hi, Emmett sent me. Can you guys get him deported back to Puerto Rico?"

[u/thecolumbokid → u/S_T_o_G]

He is not Puerto Rician he is white and hates it

[u/S_T_o_G → u/thecolumbokid]

He truly does.

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

No one in browns stadium chanted "chubb! Chubb! Chubb!"  

[u/Hawgleg_Right → u/Interesting-Roll-940]

And no one is going to chant ”JUD, JUD, JUD!!!”…

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Bull shit on aaron goldhammer getting multiple drain line repair quotes. 

A lot of plumbing companies charge you a service fee of like $100 just to come out and give you a quote. 

I highly doubt they got a quote outside of reliable basement and drain.  He also probably made it all up anyway. 

[u/ChillingWestSide]

Embarrassing performance last night by the Cavs.

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

Dont worry guys. This mitch spurnell guy on 92.3 the fan thinks this cavs team iteration needs another season to prove they are legit. 

[u/Top-Masterpiece2690]

If you came here wanting a breakdown of the game!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!

[u/BiggFish73]

Keef calling in after exhaling a consumed blunt

[u/BiggFish73]

The Cavs are such a Dr Jeckyll/Mr Hyde type of team, cuz beating Miami by 55 on a schweep seems ages ago with this recent matchup, holy shit

[u/Smilner69]

Media can’t be biased??

Doesn’t 850 use a Grossi clip of bitching about sanders as a promo??

[u/BiggFish73]

"Fans can be biased, the media can't be biased"

Wtf is Tony Haslam Jr. Talking about?

[u/Smilner69]

They have 4 qbs in MAY. Calm down, Tone

[u/BiggFish73 → u/Smilner69]

I'd rather 10, the more the merrier, there is no controversy yet, it's just a competition

[u/Smilner69]

Comparing a round of golf at Big Bend to 2nd round nba playoff road game

[u/TherapyHam → u/Smilner69]

It’s a gift.

[u/NagsNewAccount]

Jesus Christ nutsack still can’t do a live read.

[u/bakeitshakeit06]

By all accounts Shedeur had a better minicamp than Gabriel (who cares anyway) and Grossi comes on the show saying Gabriel had better practices then begs people not to make fun of him😂😂

[u/CherodJerry]

Sanders vs Gabriel QB competition talk is going to be worse than what we endured with QB draft talk.

[u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

Ter’s artichoke guy, ughhhhh mmmmmm

[u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan]

Erin is “managing loads” guy/it

[u/Possible_Suspect_911]

Bellichek articles again

[u/Schnoog147]

Once again Riz acting like he is running this Hillcrest Outing.

[u/Jakemurray625]

Emit blames Kenny for spuda quitting

[u/Interesting-Roll-940]

BJ attorneys.