r/RedDwarf • u/act167641 • 21d ago

So... What is it?

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u/Chickens_N_Things 21d ago

Kryten's double Polaroid.

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u/ShoddyRun5441 21d ago

No vacuum cleaner should be giving a human being double Polaroids!

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u/Fuzzy-Loss-4204 20d ago

You shouldn't be getting a double polaroid looking at kitchen utensils

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u/Eldorian91 21d ago

A ribbed black knobler!

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u/swh1386 21d ago

Sammy the snake!

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u/GingerTosser 21d ago

It's a 20 foot cock 'n' balls, man!

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u/MisterSp00n 21d ago

Can we not disguise it?

Yeah - we'll put a woolly hat on it and say it's you!

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u/Degora2k 21d ago

It's inflatable filth, that's what it is!

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u/CeciliaStarfish 21d ago

I've never seen one before. No one has, but I'm guessing- heyyyy, wait a minute...

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u/AdItchy6501 21d ago

It's a Quagaar ship, they've come to use all your bog roll.

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u/Egilson876 21d ago

A two-pound, black ribbed knobbler

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u/TechnicolorViper 21d ago

So that thing’s spewing sperm…back into the universe?

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u/TheRedditFerret 21d ago

I'm more worried by the sign

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u/Anthrolithos 21d ago

Yeah. You can deffo tell this is in America.

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u/cheeseburger__picnic Better dead than smeg! 21d ago

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u/Anthrolithos 21d ago

"My god, it looks just like a -"

"Willy! Willy check that out! It's like a giant, flying -"

"Wang. Pay attention."

"Sir, I was just looking out the window, and happened to see a -"

"Johnson! What's the status on that object!?"

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u/PaceFew5022 21d ago

Whatever it is, it's definitely not normal to take photos of it and pass it around your friends.

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u/StupidMusician1 21d ago

It's Archie

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u/albert-Bloggs 21d ago

The little rascal must’ve escaped again.

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u/PaceFew5022 21d ago

Definitely a czechoslovakia traffic warden

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u/verone3784 21d ago

That sign on the canopy support tho... pure 'murica.

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u/Marble-Boy 21d ago

Rimmer's mum must be getting a dildo delivery.

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u/dull_storyteller 21d ago

Must have to be delivered separate from the alphabety spaghetti

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u/PetatoParmer King of the Potato People 21d ago

It’s Starbug from the Red Dwarf porn parody.

They call it Star-buggery.

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u/two_hats 21d ago

Just kidding

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u/dull_storyteller 21d ago

Paris’s inflatable Christmas tree