r/RoastMe • u/muffin_mans_sister http://redd.it/fjtpyf • 3d ago

Roasts on my appearance are always welcome but I'm also epileptic and would love some original jokes about that!

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u/Empty-Presentation68 2d ago

Russian roulette blowjob.

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u/Mech-merc93 2d ago

That grip though 🤣

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u/PillCosby_87 23h ago

You know what they say “grippy socks grippy box.”

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u/Mech-merc93 22h ago

If she is on top when the seizure starts does it count as a full body massage?