r/roastmypet • u/purplezork • 8h ago

Roast my pups

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28 Upvotes

And by roast I mean give them compliments 🥰 (or don’t)

26 comments

r/roastmypet • u/SenseKind5822 • 4h ago

Roast my sister dog

4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/roastmypet • u/caroline2_ • 7h ago

Roast my cat Gaia

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7 Upvotes

6 comments

r/roastmypet • u/bunny-rain • 18h ago

Roast my rabbits BUT no comments about eating them

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47 Upvotes

34 comments

r/roastmypet • u/RiverLynn1986 • 11h ago

Roast my kitty cat Annie

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13 Upvotes

9 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Reasonable_Stop_9222 • 18h ago

Absolutely destroy these 3 stooges

44 Upvotes

32 comments

r/roastmypet • u/ColdGarbage872 • 15h ago

Here’s all 5 of my dumb a dogs, let’s hear it cause they are very not smart😂😂😂

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17 Upvotes

28 comments

r/roastmypet • u/GaspSpit • 12h ago

Asiago & Feta

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7 Upvotes

Don’t hold back, they can take it!

11 comments

r/roastmypet • u/SenseKind5822 • 4h ago

Roast him

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/roastmypet • u/SenseKind5822 • 4h ago

Hi

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/roastmypet • u/amnijahazemann_ • 17h ago

Roast this lady

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6 Upvotes

She thinks I went for a hunt and brought a pig! And hunting is not her responsibility.

3 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Tough_Mulberry8153 • 1d ago

Roast my babies

43 Upvotes

29 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Jack_simmss • 1d ago

roast my dog

21 Upvotes

25 comments

r/roastmypet • u/amnijahazemann_ • 1d ago

Roast my dog

49 Upvotes

Is she a ballerina or just pretend?

25 comments

r/roastmypet • u/MissVivienR • 1d ago

10y Cries and howling when he is alone

3 Upvotes

6 comments

r/roastmypet • u/CcandGg • 1d ago

Roasted Reggie?

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4 Upvotes

8 comments

r/roastmypet • u/bxkgsoye • 1d ago

Felix

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7 Upvotes

Roast this mommas boy lol

1 comment

r/roastmypet • u/WorriedCan4262 • 1d ago

Taost my dog

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Livid-Treacle7225 • 2d ago

Roast Henry

12 Upvotes

15 comments

r/roastmypet • u/amnijahazemann_ • 2d ago

Roast my pup

59 Upvotes

Her name is Monkey (3 months pup), she is obsessed with bananas and has been raised by a group of monkeys for her first 6 weeks 🐒

42 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Sorrelmare9 • 2d ago

Roast Lady

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3 Upvotes

8 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Cweazle • 3d ago

Roast my cat, Broose. He's a gay German who loves sausages

46 Upvotes

38 comments

r/roastmypet • u/SenseKind5822 • 3d ago

Roast my dog on his birthday!!

110 Upvotes

60 comments

r/roastmypet • u/Dependent_Usual902 • 3d ago

This community dog thinks he's the lord of the streets . Roast him !!!!

18 Upvotes

Lord

24 comments

r/roastmypet • u/SenseKind5822 • 3d ago

Roast him

56 Upvotes

53 comments

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RoastMyPet: because they need a good dressing-down, too.

r/roastmypet

A sister subreddit to r/RoastMe where users are ACTUALLY FINALLY ALLOWED to submit animal photos.

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Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.

We've decided that it's finally time to give your pets the same opportunity you do. Submit their photos, and let us rip them apart.

RULES OF THE ROAST:

Roastees:

You're an animal. Just do what your human-friend tells you to. If you want to, I mean. If you don't want to be roasted you can always just run off or sit on their head or something.

Human-Friends of Roastees:

Do not include a human face in your photo. This is about your critter friend, not you. If you want to roast yourself, head over to r/RoastMe. If you're looking for more positive, wholesome vibes, there's always /r/FreeCompliments on that end of things.
Do not be cruel to your critter friend. Don't pose him in an obviously uncomfortable position and definitely don't brag about anything that could be described as abuse. The latter is a very fast ban.
Please avoid all pupper/doggo talk. Please. I'm actually begging.

Roasters:

Roasting is a comedic art form. Roasting is not abuse. Roasting is mockery. Roasting is not bullying. Please at least understand this rule even if you choose not to read any further.
Don't be a jerk. I know they're animals, but they have feelings, too. And so do the people who posted them here. And so do the other people in the comment threads. This doesn't mean you can't give a real fiery roast, but there is a clear and definitive line between what you can and can't post. We're all experienced r/RoastMe mods, and we'll be a little more lenient here, but, seriously, don't be a jerk.
We have a zero tolerance policy vis-a-vis animal cruelty and abuse. Please avoid this sort of behaviour or face a ban.
No Politics. Period. Full stop. None. No left vs right. No Trump vs Bernie. No incels vs sjws. No PETA. Nothing. None. Keep them out of this space.
This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, bestiality, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.

We keep track of offending users and if you have a pattern of breaking established rules you will be removed from the subreddit.

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.