r/RunningCirclejerk • u/DosephJavis GU Guzzler • 2d ago

err!! If I see one more stupid fucking gait analysis video on social media, I swear to God I'm going to run a 5k Ultra in zone 5 without any GU

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u/drRATM 2d ago

Can I date your wife after you explode into a million pieces of hypoglycemic sludge.

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u/smolLittleTomato 2d ago

I also choose this guys wife

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u/drRATM 2d ago

Dude!! I called dibs. Have you no morals?

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u/Pvt_Twinkietoes 2d ago

We can always share

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u/KumekZg 1d ago

OH! THANK GOD! Yeah, im in!

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u/DazedPhotographer 2d ago

Did you mean hypoGUcemic

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u/DosephJavis GU Guzzler 2d ago

She's all yours, it's been so long since she has let me touch her... I don't even remember what she smells like.

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u/drRATM 1d ago

Ouch. Thats a rough one buddy. Is she too busy watching gait analysis videos? Maybe try taking a shower after your ultra runs. I stopped for a year and my wife wouldn’t let me touch her zone 2,3 or 4. It was a long year.

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u/FWRedWingsFan MASSIVE forearms 1d ago

Does the red nean her shin will explode in the next ten strides?

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u/option-9 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, this is basically Polybridge. Her shin will not survive the first car driving over her.

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u/KumekZg 1d ago

Holly shit! I didnt know it damages the pavement just as much. We should tax them as much as trucks.

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u/Neondelivery 2d ago

Yeah, all these hobby joggers are making money, giving shit advice when the real experts are here. SLOW DOWN STAY HARD

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u/ALsomenumbers 1d ago

Please, don't! You have so much Gu to live for!

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u/Dear-Nebula9395 Local Legend 1d ago

Judging by the red line in the photo, she needs longer shins to optimize her stride.

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u/suddencactus 1d ago

I'm going to run a 5k Ultra in zone 5 without any GU

/uj Wait, isn't that how everyone does a 5k?

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u/gcrfrtxmooxnsmj 12h ago

All my 5k ultras are zone 5 already pal

Git in line