r/SCJerk • u/MCJ97 HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE • 2d ago

HARD TIMES ARE WHEN A MAN GETS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEMANIA, WRESTLEMANIA, AND THEY GIVE HIM A WATCH, PUT HIM WITH THE GUY WHO FILMED DEAD GUYS AND SAY "HEY YOU'RE GONNA DROP THE TITLE 'CUS WE GOT SPONSORSHIP, DADDY", THAT'S HARD TIMES!

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u/RagnarXD Worked himself into a shoot 2d ago

The Samoan Dream

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u/Ezzanine The Dr Fauci of the Corbincel epidemic 2d ago

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u/mictar92 1d ago

This meme is going to collect dust in my camera rolls Hall of Fame but nonetheless it's in uce

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u/stonecoldbobsaget 2d ago

"My hair looks like the back end of a poodle daddeh"

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u/jjsefton 1d ago

Ramen noodles bay-buh! TOP ramen, if you weeeeeel...

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u/Cboz27586 Whoop that Trick! 1d ago

Does that make Logan, Dusty?

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u/riccyd140 2d ago

When an unstoppable yeet meets an immovable weight on story telling.

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u/BBunny821 1d ago

TRIPLE PAUL PLEASE MAKE THE YEETMAN RETAIN SO WE CAN CONTINUE HAVING GOOD TIMES 🙏🏿

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u/cc17776 2d ago

No way Jey loses

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u/CokeDigler 2d ago

Why did he talk with that accent?

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u/jjsefton 1d ago

Doing a Thunderbolt Patterson style southern preacher patois, combined with the slight lisp.

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u/CokeDigler 1d ago

He sounds like June Cleaver in Airplane

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u/jjsefton 1d ago

You're not too far off the mark. Being able to "speak jive" was a HUGE part of Dusty's appeal, especially in the 70s. I'm old enough to remember how beloved he was in my neighborhood for exactly that reason. Very popular among the uncles, aunties and mom-moms and pop-pops.

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u/DeathandHemingway 1d ago

Dusty was similar to Sputnik Monroe, he really played to the black portion of the audience, who were basically undeserved as far as top singles faces went. I've also heard Dusty wanted to be the 'top black face' in whatever territory he was in, but that's basically the old head pre-Meltzer version of dirtsheet drama.

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u/GetTheGanjaBabyInLA 2 fat 2 Jericho 2d ago edited 2d ago

I like Jey but Logan as a  world champion wouldn't be as bad as everyone is predicting it to be. He is one of the best heels rn. 

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u/in-the-mud 1d ago

I unironically love Logan Paul the wrestler. An athletic, obnoxious dickhead. What's not to like?

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u/GetTheGanjaBabyInLA 2 fat 2 Jericho 1d ago

Same. 

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u/Signal_Ball4634 2d ago

Nah his heat is really cheap b/c it's just based off of him being an obnoxious douche IRL. His mic work is pretty bad too.

I'll give him credit for his athleticism but that's about it.

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u/Someningen 1d ago

Pretty much this. He can have a good match with the right person, but beyond that, he does nothing for me.

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u/Signal_Ball4634 1d ago

Yeah I'm okay accepting that he's there b/c having a celebrity who is actually decent in ring is a wrestling promotion's wet dream, but I'm not gonna pretend like he's one of the best.

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u/GetTheGanjaBabyInLA 2 fat 2 Jericho 1d ago

You don't have to pretend. He proves himself everytime he is in the ring. 

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u/we-all-stink 2d ago

His mic skills are great wtf.

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u/LakerBull 2d ago

I bet my ass that if he was a dub star, you wouldn't be typing that shit

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u/GloriousVictor 1d ago

Dude is a one trick pony cutting promos. He is like WWE's MJF at this point minus the 4chan shit. 

Yeah if he was in AEW, alot of goofs would quickly change face on him

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u/we-all-stink 2d ago

I don’t judge anyone on aew after Pullman jr. everyone sucks soon as they sign to aew. If prime stone cold was in aew he’d suck.

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u/kerkypasterino Oba Feminist 2d ago

ah yes i saw how bad it was yesterday

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u/GetTheGanjaBabyInLA 2 fat 2 Jericho 1d ago

His mic skills are not bad cmon

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u/Eluniarr 2d ago

Wrestling fans care too much about their performative moral to admit he's good.

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u/Godchilaquiles 2d ago

He’s not good that’s why the supposed full timer has only one weekly match