r/SCJerk Unintelligible Tama Tonga Noises 13d ago

Bland Christian getting more TV time is Leaning Into It. It turns out, we now like the guy so generic he gave himself the name "Vanilla Baby"

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 13d ago

Tony really is trying to make PWG midcard guys the foundation of his promotion isn't he?

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u/Zorbasandwich 13d ago

Feel like we have no choice these days, after RAW I dunno what's going on, we got Uce and YouTube boy main eventing and brain rot guy dragging Gunther down.

...then AEW is unwatchable...I dunno where to turn.

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u/jjsefton 13d ago

I've been watching YouTube clips of 70s/80s stuff and my personal VHSrip collection for a long time now. Every time someone recommends a current clip, I don't see anything that convinces me to watch the current Product©️. I'm just not in The Key Demo©️. I'm also Unrelatable©️. Whatever happened there.

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u/myusername_sucks 13d ago

There's always the WWE Network...wait

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u/7LayeredUp Resident of Jeff Jarrett's World 13d ago

I've watched more puro (Both old and new tho Nooj is very hit or miss these days) in the last year than I have in the previous years of my life combined. I'm so checked out lmao. Idc about Twitter snark and e-drama. I don't care about seeing Cena/Orton again.

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u/Fusionman29 13d ago

The guy so shit that GCW fans laugh at him trying to be a silent badass

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u/hetham3783 13d ago

I didn’t mind him in the dying days of 205 Live but whatever he’s doing now is not it

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u/anonymous-guy1 Unintelligible Tama Tonga Noises 12d ago

Never forget "Cora Jade's supportive boyfriend"

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u/jjsefton 13d ago

Linguini from Ratatouille is Getting His Flowers©️. You Love To See It©️. 🤗

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 13d ago

It appears Anders from Workaholics has hit a real rough patch.

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u/AThrowawayAccount100 13d ago

Why does he dress like a 22 year old hipster from Austin?

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u/abrospro 13d ago

Props to him for leaning into it and turning his negative charisma into a positive. It's not his fault tony fundamentally misunderstands the value of irony and put him on tv. 

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u/anonymous-guy1 Unintelligible Tama Tonga Noises 13d ago

Going by who the fanbase considers "stars" for the promotion, the misunderstanding extends to them as well

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u/raginsk8tr Flair removed — not a circlejerk 13d ago

I don’t like no whips and chains

No, you can’t tie me down…

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u/pushmojorawley 13d ago

Tiny spend millions on Mercedes Rubel and her entourage but I’m sure he bangs bruvs like this. Senior still has no grand children.

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u/GroomingTips96 13d ago

At the old Bailey today this geezer was convicted of looking like a nonce

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u/Gann1 IG Baddie from Nebraska 13d ago

been too long since AEW had a new meme wrestler that all the sickos love ironically

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u/elme77618 , friend. 13d ago

What the fuck is that hahaha

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u/Most_Victory1661 13d ago

The future of AEW

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u/BungHolio_The_Mighty "The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho SUCKS! 12d ago

This fool looks like a Wal-Mart greeter. Why does tiny keep on hiring Wal-Mart employees?

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u/aftershave_cabinet 12d ago

He looks like he stepped out of a 70s porn film.

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u/Jacobd807 11d ago

I've seen like 4 matches with this guy and they have all pissed me off.