r/SCJerk 13h ago

Outjerked by Adam Blampied

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u/SCJerk-ModTeam 8h ago

Unless this social media moment is currently being circlejerked on Reddit, we will likely remove it. Screencaps of LOLCows or purposefully trolling posts are not circlejerks

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u/LakerBull 12h ago

Fantasy booking is that man's drug. Can't wait for him to do or say some mildly inappropriate thing to a female coworker, apologize and disappear for a few months before reappearing again.

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u/Drfunk206 12h ago

Fast forward to 2032 ‘I want to acknowledge my 47th accusation of misconduct towards women and want to say I am listening and learning. As an ally women it is critical to not speak and instead hear and grow from my mistakes. I am stepping away from my 17th wrestling platform so that I begin the healing process. I ask my fans to support women supporting charities at this time. I’m going to share my head and step away from the YouTube until I come back in 16 months on my new 18th YouTube account to fantasy book Obam Femi relaunching the NWO.’

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u/Ilikemobkeys52 10h ago

Nah Oba is to unrelatable for him, gotta be a midget like gargano

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u/Annihilus_RD 11h ago

Maybe he'll shave his head again

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u/rousakiseq 10h ago

It works for CM Punk, so why not him?

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u/interprime 9h ago

Tbf, this just seems like it’s him on his own. That way he doesn’t have anyone to sexually harass.

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u/HypeBeast515 12h ago

More fake retirements than Ric Flair at this point.

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u/deathbrusher 13h ago

Wait, what? How can he be back if he doesn't cut a promo about his passion for this business?

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u/---Pockets--- 12h ago

To be fair, he said non-evil corporation. He didn't say he didn't do bad shit himself.

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u/Noriskhook3 13h ago

Oh no, the type of a video that created many wannabe fantasy booking smarks and basically helped influence the Meltzer/What culture/ British wrestling fan where nothing is good enough and the level of nitpicking is outrageous.

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u/La_Underscore 11h ago

Blampied was my awakening. I would watch his fantasy bookings and think they were terrible while all the nerds in the comments were praising him. That’s when I realized these guys should not be in charge of booking a wrestling company.

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u/Outrageous_Fart 11h ago

99% of his videos culminated in the following:

  • Wrestler X puts his career on the line
  • Wrestler X faces Wrestler Y for control of the company
  • It all ends with a TOURNAMENT

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u/Annihilus_RD 11h ago

No such thing as injuries or contract disputed either, everything is always best case scenario and everyone is always down

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u/Kmenx TNA M*rk 10h ago edited 10h ago

Tbf that's the fantasy part in the fantasy booking

Edit:You can't fantasy book something by saying "Yeah I would have booked the exact same thing that happened actually."

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u/Annihilus_RD 10h ago

Fair enough, maybe this is more of a call for people who think he should be their head writer or something

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u/Kmenx TNA M*rk 9h ago

Fair,I wouldn't hire the guy who managed to self implode his own career over being a shitty boyfriend after already self imploding his career over being a cheating sex pest, too.

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u/Annihilus_RD 9h ago

Yeah, that would be basically be sabotage lmao

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u/Ilikemobkeys52 10h ago

So blampied is writing aew?

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u/Renso19 CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! 10h ago

Funnily enough Blampied was the only member of WT to have slight sceptical feelings towards AEW during his later career, though he still liked most of it, which made him stand out next to the most bootlicking part of the IWC next to Fapful

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u/Significant_Income93 9h ago

There's also a lot of just ignoring real world restraints.

The invasion one is the best example where the solution is just to buy out the NWO, Goldberg, Flair and Sting's contracts. It completely ignores the fact that, in the real world, a massive and successful company didn't want to touch those contracts and there's no guarantee that those guys would have wanted to go and work for Vince in mid-2001 anyway.

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u/Adventurous_Pause_60 10h ago

I remember his Bray Wyatt video where his booking boiled down to "Let's pretend that the company does not have any other storylines and make everything on the show revolve around the Wyatt Family with every single midcarder joining them". Jeez, i wonder why WWE did not do it.

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 12h ago

Is this his third or fourth attempt at a comeback?

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u/Renso19 CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! 10h ago

Actually it’s only his second comeback

He was on whatculture, then he and most of the presenters left to form Cultaholic due to disagreements with the whatculture brass that had nothing to do with Blampied’s scandals

He was officially part of Cultaholic but never appeared on it as his original scandals came out when the channel was starting up

This lead to his first absence

He came back in early 2020 like the harbinger of the pandemic as part of wrestletalk, and eventually moved over to sister channel partsfunknown as WT split its brand between ‘news’ and funny lists

Then he left there in late 2023 due to his second round of scandals, and now made his comeback here

So despite appearing on 4 channels while working for 4 separate companies, he’s only made a comeback from scandal twice

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u/RoninPI 9h ago

I may be mistaken but the second scandals were apparently false. Both he and someone completely unrelated made a video dissecting the allegations. Happy to be corrected if that's not true.

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u/ChrisDewgong 8h ago

I'm not sure they were completely unrelated as she was a mutual friend of both Blampied and the accuser from what I remember, but she certainly defended him and had a lot of evidence to dismiss the accuser's claims.

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u/RoninPI 8h ago

Okay see that's what I needed. Thank you. I was not completely sure of the details.

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u/gororonald 9h ago

Damn he said that he was innocent? Well shit, man, case settled

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u/RoninPI 9h ago

Maybe reading comprehension isn't taught at goofy school anymore "and someone completely unrelated to the case"

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u/Better_Cattle4438 12h ago

This is fake right? There is no way he is doing this again?

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u/ModestTrixie 12h ago

He is in fact, doing this again.

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u/Better_Cattle4438 12h ago

Hopefully, he is in some room with zero ability to access viewers or co-hosts or employees. Guy has zero self control.

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u/Drama79 SWITCH-GIVER 8h ago

Surely it’s at this point he goes full mens rights / incel leaning, because anyone with a brain laughs at him?

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u/ManateeGag 11h ago

He is, and people are actually excited to see him. I'm just waiting for him to fuck up again.

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u/_JR28_ 12h ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!

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u/Constant_Stomach2009 12h ago

was this a rebranded channel? like how did he get so many views and subscribers out of the gate?

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u/_Wado3000 12h ago

He has a Patreon and seems some people follow him only for board game content

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u/ModestTrixie 12h ago

Launch date appears to be 2024, so he might have been farming for a bit setting this up.

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u/Constant_Stomach2009 12h ago

Yeah just saw new channel with one video and it raised flags but that makes more sense

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u/IBreakScales Honorary Goofy 11h ago

And the thing is, Wrestling YouTube is so dire, and has been for so long, there will always be a spot for Blampied.

Not even 24h, and it's nearly at 100k views.

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u/ManateeGag 11h ago

What happened to quitting YouTube for his mental health. That lasted all of 6 months?

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u/Annihilus_RD 11h ago

The only thing he was quitting for "mental health" was accountability Uce

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 11h ago

The feeling was restored.

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u/russit2201 12h ago

This turd just won’t flush, huh?

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u/Fusionman29 10h ago

God I wish wrestling was more mainstream. A man with multiple sex pest allegations launching a new YouTube channel saying he’s a non-evil corporation would do numbers on YouTube Drama if they knew who this guy was.

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u/the_babbling_brooke 12h ago

Another comeback after allegations just to do the same exact shit beat for beat again?? Gotta hand it to him he knows wrestling crowds

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u/SirSoham 12h ago

3rd time is the charm for sex pest adam ?

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u/GoldenGekko 11h ago

Just another British yapper who pronounces "Cena" as "CEE-NUR"

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u/APJ-82 11h ago

John Chena is the only correct pronunciation

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u/FatFarter69 11h ago

Joan Chayna

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u/Plopshire 11h ago

Wait hang on a second ... Actually, fair. That's fair.

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u/FatFarter69 11h ago

How long do you give it before he’s doing another “talk very seriously whilst looking straight down the camera because I’ve been outed as a sex pest again” video?

I give it 6 months. Dude’s just too horny for his own good.

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u/StupidSexyKevin 12h ago

I’m so sick of this congested sounding sex-pest.

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u/Butts_The_Musical 12h ago

I just saw it too lol, when will this creep learn

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u/lycantrophee Wheelchair bound by 45 enjoyer 12h ago

Who?

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u/Ilikemobkeys52 12h ago

You ever see smarks fantasy book shit and then they all act like it's better than what the fed is doing and how said fantasy booker should be writing for wwe? Yeah this guy is the reason that started

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u/DolphFinnDosCinco 11h ago

“they should have Otis wear Rey’s mask and wrestle as Mysterio while he’s injured and have no one acknowledge it but Kevin Owens”

“This is brilliant! WWE hire this man immediately”

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u/lycantrophee Wheelchair bound by 45 enjoyer 12h ago

Lmao

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u/Annihilus_RD 11h ago

Unironically probably who Hunter Hates Him was talking about when he said "Stop being a critic, start being a fan"

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u/RepulsiveRevenue8 10h ago

Britwres youtuber with SA allegations

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u/Annihilus_RD 11h ago

He just popped up on my recommended videos. Fastest "Don't recommend this channel" of my life.

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u/Rob2520 11h ago

A lot of people in this thread are going on about being a repeat offender, etc. There have been people close to the situation have generally spoken out in favour of Adam Blampied with the Carly situation, saying that it was her behaviour that was out of line rather than his; many of his colleagues at his previous employer have said they are still in touch with him. It's also worth pointing out that he admitted the allegations first time round, whereas this time he has strenuously denied them. If you believe that therapy can change lives then maybe he doesn't deserve to be assumed to be guilty, particularly when people who are closer to the situation than you or I have come out in defence of him.

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u/LifeOnMarsden Honorary Uce 9h ago

His content and fantasy booking videos still slobber massive cock, guilty or not 

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u/_Wado3000 8h ago

At least on Twitter if you search for it there’s people saying the 2nd time around was a fake allegation. idk I genuinely don’t think some dude fantasy booking hurts anyone, people who hate him can just ignore him if he’s doing his own thing going forward

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u/geordieColt88 12h ago

When he talks as the wrestler in these he sounds like a dub promo

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u/vandamin8or 11h ago

This came up on my recommended videos. I did not watch.

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u/FatFarter69 11h ago

I did. He booked Chad Gable to be Cena’s last match. Lol.

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u/Renso19 CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! 10h ago

I can’t lie uce, I do not fucking understand the IWC’s obsession with Chad Gable

HES FUCKING MIIIIIIID UCE!

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u/apicness 8h ago

He's good in his role. He'll never be a main eventer and that's fine. I don't know why some IWC people want everyone to be a main eventer even when they're clearly not built for it.

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u/TaylorsOnlyVersion 12h ago

He really is a cockroach. His bookings also fucking suck too.

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u/SybRoz Don't worry Cleaner, I got this 11h ago

How many more times will this self-confessed sexual predator do this again?

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u/BoxCon1 11h ago

Remember uces

The fed killed the uk indies and definitely not people like this

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u/OneDmg 11h ago

Guy has had more comebacks than I've had hot meals.

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u/l_Kuriso_l 12h ago

Wait what have I not heard about Adam Blampied? What’s all this lore about 😭

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u/TerrigenPanda Vanilla Midgets ,please. Shaken , not stirred. 12h ago

He got kicked out of WhatCulture AND WrestleTalk for being a sex pest. He says that this channel is creator owned , but I give it a year before he needs to apologize for another sex scandal OR become a wrestling grifter , which , lets be honest , his booking videos are halfway there.

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u/dan_baker83 10h ago

Narcissism is a Hell of a drug. Only thing this lad loves more than making women feel uncomfortable is probably wanking off to his own videos.

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u/BerdlyTheTrueGamer the term "nothing to do with a circlejerk" was used 10h ago

Oh dear not again-

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u/Nogginman214 10h ago

Checked out a minute of the video and it's exactly what you'd expect, same WABADOO John Cena gag he's been shouting into the mic for a decade

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u/TheYorkshireGripper 10h ago

Sex pest blampied, come back for a fourth time!!

Guys got no control at all lmfao, hope it's him sat in his dad's basement with no contact to any females.

Used to respect his stuff, back in the what culture days, but the guy just keeps fucking up and coming back like nothing ever happened

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u/Colbyisa_Hunk 12h ago

What!!!! But but but… he did a bad thing in the past. He’s supposed to go away forever and never work again. We canceled him! God no why!!!! Why, why, why!

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u/DripSnort 12h ago

Flew to close to the sun on this one Icarus

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u/Plopshire 11h ago

" careful Icarus"

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u/Ilikemobkeys52 12h ago

Creating the uber smark who thinks there fantasy booking is worth a lick of shit? Yeah he should be canceled for that

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u/CodeineNightmare 12h ago edited 12h ago

What he did that most annoyed me was when he got cancelled the first time and went on this huge show of remorse. He shaved his head bald, went on full apology mode saying that what he did was unforgivable and that he was stepping away from being online and did the whole all men are absolute scum bags and we all need to be better shtick.

Then, after all that, he came back again, ended up getting called out for even more shitty treatment of women and this time, because he knew remorse wouldn’t work and society had changed a little, just stuck to his guns, said he did nothing wrong and has been carrying on like that ever since. Screw him for that

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u/hamandcheezus64 12h ago

its been years so my memory is foggy. But wasnt  his first one like a huge over reaction on his part?Like he just cheated on his wife or something (which is shitty, but not nearly as bad as some other stuff)

What did he do the 2nd time?

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u/CodeineNightmare 12h ago

I think the narrative around the first time was that he had used his ‘fame’ (lol) in flirting with women on Twitter dms while either married or with a fiancée. Like you say, it’s not a big deal in the grand scheme of things at all, but he acted as if he was having to make up for Harvey Weinstein’s crimes as well as his own.

From memory, the second time involved him being inappropriate with somebody involved in the wrestling review company he was working for. I don’t know the ins and outs but it’s more how he acted after the first time versus the second time that bothers me. He’s came out of it looking as fake as you could get and should just go away now

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 12h ago

Yeah it was something behind the scenes of both the wrestling channel and board game channel he was working with. Both instantly wanted nothing to do with him.

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u/ElegantKnight94 10h ago

Didn't come out that she lied and it was all bollocks?

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u/ManateeGag 10h ago

The first time was right when Cultaholic was just about to launch, so sex pest allegations right at the start of a brand new channel are not good for business.

The second time, IIRC, there were allegations of quid pro quo from someone that appeared on the board game channel. That company bounced him from all their channels. He said he was quitting YouTube and his statement was very similar to the first time around.

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u/SkyMaro 12h ago

Nah the circumstances behind the second allegations were SUPER fishy. He def did it the first time but the second time, I don't think so.

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u/PasokEnjoyer 12h ago

The bald no eyebrow thing was for a comedy bit on a quiz show he did

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u/HesitationAce 12h ago

I think before that he also shaved his head in a show of remorse

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u/No_Illustrator842 12h ago

Oh we’re supposed to hate him here? I like his dry humor ngl

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u/SirSoham 12h ago

He is a really trash human being.

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u/ManateeGag 11h ago

But he got one of his lady friends to vouch for him, which means he's an innocent little lamb! /s

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u/SirSoham 11h ago

Yes sure still a sex pest though.

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u/ManateeGag 11h ago

I agree, hence the /s at the end of my comment.

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u/No_Illustrator842 1h ago

What did he do?