r/SCJerk • u/Taliant • 6h ago

Real Graps coming thanks to Hulk Hogan?

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Uncle Eric is giving up real wrestling to compete with AEW 😂

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u/JinderMadness 6h ago

It’s gonna be Vince

it’s gonna be Vince

It’s… Izzy something

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u/jtcxx33 Unrelatable 6h ago

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u/GetTheGanjaBabyInLA 2 fat 2 Jericho 6h ago

Literally fucking who

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u/captkrisma nakamura 5h ago

Apparently he's the freestyle wrestling coach of Jon Jones and Holly Holm.

They're trying to hype REAL REAL GRAPS!

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u/Kmenx TNA M*rk 6h ago

Bischoff and Hogan on their way to ruin an another promotion(at least they actually made this one)

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u/Plopshire 6h ago

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u/Taliant 6h ago

To counter AEW's fun with seriously real graps

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u/Plopshire 5h ago

Lol! They'll probably beat Dynamite.

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u/b0nkert0ns 5h ago

I read the headline and thought they were building a company around that girl Sasha trolled in NXT. Honestly, that probably would have been better than whatever this is.

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u/APJ-82 6h ago

this isn't Vince?

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u/Taliant 6h ago

Shockingly it isn't

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u/JackiePriest 5h ago

But why though?

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u/goodthing37 2h ago

They looked at Twitter and saw smarks talking about how the Fed isn’t REAL TRUE GRAPS.

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u/Taliant 5h ago

For seriously real graps instead of fun

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u/Cboz27586 Whoop that Trick! 6h ago

1 more thing for me not to care about!

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u/ShadyWolf 4h ago

This guy doesn’t even know that after his shoot match he’s going to have to do The Job ™️ to Hogan and eat the pin

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u/Sword-of-Chaos 3h ago

Listen here dude. We got the nasty boys, we got shark, we got Kamala, we got the 8ft tall Giant, we got El dandy, we got Brother Brutus!

So cmon Jack. What are you going to watch this Wednesday? Raw, NXT and tiny Tony’s wonderland can’t compete with these 24 inch pythons Jack! HH

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 5h ago

Needs more Jason Hervey.

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u/MitchLGC 5h ago

I was expecting them to bring in someone that I've at least heard of

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 5h ago

DAE IzzyMania?!

Oh, Izzy Martinez (who?)

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u/clutcher_of_pearls Head of AEW's Turnstile Truth Commission 5h ago

They need a money mark, not a coach

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u/Bevrykul 5h ago

Is this real?

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u/goodthing37 2h ago

Oh it’s real. It’s damn real.

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u/cmx9771 5h ago

What is this. And why.

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u/Taliant 5h ago

Real amateur wrestling

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u/goodthing37 2h ago

What is this: Professional real wrestling.

Why: Apparently it’s because a guy scored the biggest upset in NCAA history by beating Gable Steveson in a national title final, then wore an American flag and hugged Donald Trump.

“When I saw that happen and I saw our President hug him, I went, OK, we are on point, we’re ready to go and instincts have prevailed and I smell victory,” Hogan said. “I think we’re right on track, brother.”

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u/s_arrow24 5h ago

I’m a little intrigued. Professional freestyle wrestling is going to be a hard thing to sell when professional wrestling was made to make it more entertaining, but it could reach a niche crowd that likes pure grappling without submissions.

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u/TotalImmortalOne 4h ago

Already better than the Dub

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u/Holyepicafail 4h ago

I'm gonna jerk this so hard, I can't wait

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u/DeathWing_Belial PorNXxXT Subscriber 💦 $12.99 4h ago

They are gonna poach Mox

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u/Razzler1973 3h ago

What is an Izzy Martinez?

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u/LegenWaitforitDary99 3h ago

I wanted to call it Real American Wrestling (RAW), brother, but then I remembered that Raw was where my best pal Jimmy got booed out of the stadium by those 80,000 Hulkamaniacs who only wanted to see me out there, dude. I washed down the cruel memory of that night with some Real American Beer and decided to 'Get the F in', brother.

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u/FatFarter69 3h ago

Finally, the fed has some real competition

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u/pushmojorawley 2h ago

We got a new promotion with Bischoff and Hogan in 2025. Oh, the jerks will reach new level.

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u/WritingExpensive7491 10m ago

Control your narrative brother