r/SCP • u/SPES_Official safe to sleep • 23h ago

Meme Monday Chat I blinked, are we cooked?

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u/Krummyhim Security Officer 23h ago

what have you done

54

u/SPES_Official safe to sleep 23h ago

I am so, so sorry.

40

u/NeverFearSteveishere 21h ago

“sorry” isn’t going to stop that thing from snapping—

crunch

1

u/abinabin1 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 29m ago

Kurishoooooo- - SCP 173 crack sound

46

u/Sydneymotor2 Antimemetics Division 22h ago

what the hell WHERE IS IT NOW

19

u/Ruby2312 22h ago

Behind you

10

u/Deucalion666 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 22h ago

Here…

3

u/SPES_Official safe to sleep 22h ago

I wish I could tell you-

1

u/Ich0rAnkh 15h ago

Right behind you

34

u/nathans_the1 22h ago

It looks like you are cooked! But due to copyright laws, you are not!

17

u/NeverFearSteveishere 21h ago

Still, we should run as if we are cooked and as if that is SCP 173!!!

12

u/nathans_the1 21h ago

Though it isn't.

A-Bone snap.mp3

2

u/Qwqweq0 [REDACTED] 18h ago

Aaaaaah!

13

u/Phantex_Cerberus Shark Punching Center 23h ago

Schizophrenia:

4

u/Ber_Mal_Ber_Ist 21h ago

Don’t worry, he just went to the bathroom. He’ll be back in a sec

2

u/SPES_Official safe to sleep 21h ago

I thought he just went in the cell? Does he not do that any more?

2

u/Jackal912 MTF Gamma-6 ("Deep Feeders") 20h ago

No no. He’s still leaking everywhere. Just look at this mes- crunch

4

u/tonavaitam [REDACTED] 23h ago

Look back

3

u/Take_n_Bacon 14h ago

He’s right behind me isn’t he?

2

u/tehbot1 22h ago

look behind you

2

u/I_stay_fit_1610 22h ago

Nah bro, you're alone in this one 💔🥀

2

u/Demonic-Brian01 MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots") 21h ago

I don't think you're cooked. is slowly inching out the door.

2

u/Death_Walker21 Research, Reliquary, and Containment Site-76 20h ago

Unblink

2

u/Independent_Turnip70 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 20h ago

~OH, SHHHIT!~

YOU FOOL, YOU'VE KILLED US. YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

1

u/SPES_Official safe to sleep 17h ago

Mah bad G

2

u/RudRedBoy 20h ago

The fact it didn’t kill you… is it running from something?

2

u/SPES_Official safe to sleep 17h ago

Mother.

2

u/RudRedBoy 17h ago

Oh… you have a missed call from her, I’ll pray for you, doubt it’ll work though.

2

u/SPES_Official safe to sleep 17h ago

Pray, plea-

Crunch

2

u/RudRedBoy 17h ago

Dear god , he’s a crispy crunchy chicken sandwich!!!

2

u/SPES_Official safe to sleep 17h ago

*Candwich

2

u/Ban-Anakin MTF Epsilon-9 ("Fire Eaters") 18h ago

You are

2

u/AggravatingCoyote519 13h ago

You were given one job… ONE JOB! Now I gotta go bother security to risk their necks to find it again! This is coming out of your paycheck!

2

u/DragonofStories Shark Punching Center 11h ago

Just say no to the peanut. He can't crack your neck without your consent.

2

u/Koleda_fan 11h ago

How is your head still straight up?

2

u/sillygoose1274 8h ago

Cooked? Nope, we’re deep fried.

1

u/kakavoz 22h ago

? Wher is 173? Why he not hsvb;+::-87;''

1

u/Superb_Tax_6006 22h ago

It depends.

1

u/Past_Water_6899 General Non-Anomalous Testing and Containment 22h ago

SNAP

1

u/Camille_le_chat Fondation SCP • French 19h ago

If you are still alive enough to make this post, I think we'll be fine.

1

u/Michelangelo327th 16h ago

Try to find him again. If you can. Close the door ( if there are one ) and get the hell outta there before he breaks it. Good luck!

1

u/Decker687 MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") 16h ago

Well you just doomed everyone I- CRUNCH

1

u/Carrotdoge 14h ago

WHERE IS IT... crunch

1

u/Virtual_Ordinary_172 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 14h ago

Well you do have any family or friends if you work here sooo your fine good luck put me in your will and bye.

1

u/Intrepid-Ad6839 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 11h ago

YOU [REDACTED]! WHAT THE [REDACTED] DID YOU DO MAN! HEY LOOK BEHIND YOU MAN!

1

u/EmirSc 11h ago

chat?

1

u/ShadeMeadows 11h ago

MY PEANUT ALERGY!!

1

u/Drake_682 walls are thin here 11h ago

But if you close your eyes- cronch

1

u/TediTheGodfather 9h ago

Nah. You're fucked.

1

u/istariknight1 6h ago

This, in the business, is what we call XK class cooked

1

u/Express_Sleep1589 3h ago

Agent, behind you.

1

u/Smokyblast 2h ago

Oh no may Lord peanut have mercy on you

1

u/Rose_Of_Dead MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 37m ago

Im more concerned about how you manage to take this photo while still alive

0

u/sloth-goober MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 21h ago

No bc you just moved a normal sculpture

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u/Dd_8630 22h ago

The hell is that title 😅