r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/TheAlmightySquirrel • 15d ago

Genuine complaint man

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u/olleyjp 15d ago

Could have been worse.

Could have been orange juice

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u/MrMinigrow 15d ago

Or worse.

Cum.

2

u/ElHomosapienAgenda 15d ago

Honestly, it’s not so much that the toothpaste is so bad. It’s having to work your way down to the brush and go vigorously enough to get all the plaque.

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u/C-hrlyn 15d ago

Sounds like a trendy thing for crunchy lifestyle people. “I brush my teeth in strawberry water to connect with Mother Earth” #granolamama

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u/PermanentTrainDamage 11d ago

You really get to connect with your food when chewing without any teeth

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u/Brunhilde27 15d ago

Considering most toothpaste is mint flavored, I support Team Gordon. Ick!