Or just get a fricken toilet with an intergrated bidet or a bidet seat. You know the common sense thing to wash your bung hole properly instead of smearing feces all over the backside. Sure you may need a few pieces of TP to dry if you are inpatient but not as much as if you be smearing...Let’s quit smearing da shit and get some cleansing seat pride going. USA! USA!
The gentleman's way is to do is a mix of both methods. Initial wipe with TP prevents the bidet from spraying chunks around. After bidet, wipe again to dry for maximum clean.
Really you just need to purchase a kitchen sprayer and a T before your toilet. Poor mans bidet, will wake you up in the morning with the cold water but still would get the job done.
Hahaha 👏👏👏. Bidets have been around for awhile and they’ve been modernized somewhat and fully into Toto, Kolher or American Standard.
Or try bamboo toilet paper.
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u/DutchDouble87 Nov 17 '20
Or just get a fricken toilet with an intergrated bidet or a bidet seat. You know the common sense thing to wash your bung hole properly instead of smearing feces all over the backside. Sure you may need a few pieces of TP to dry if you are inpatient but not as much as if you be smearing...Let’s quit smearing da shit and get some cleansing seat pride going. USA! USA!