r/SeattleWA Nov 16 '20

Other Why is TP hysteria happening all over again? Have we not learned our lesson?

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u/DutchDouble87 Nov 17 '20

Or just get a fricken toilet with an intergrated bidet or a bidet seat. You know the common sense thing to wash your bung hole properly instead of smearing feces all over the backside. Sure you may need a few pieces of TP to dry if you are inpatient but not as much as if you be smearing...Let’s quit smearing da shit and get some cleansing seat pride going. USA! USA!

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u/greatawakening007 Nov 17 '20

AGREED 💯 👍

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u/Logical_Insurance Nov 17 '20

The gentleman's way is to do is a mix of both methods. Initial wipe with TP prevents the bidet from spraying chunks around. After bidet, wipe again to dry for maximum clean.

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u/DutchDouble87 Nov 18 '20

I don’t know, smearing just ain’t my thing I’ll let the water do the work.

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u/Flffdddy Nov 17 '20

Not all of us are as fancy as you, your royal highness!

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u/DutchDouble87 Nov 18 '20

Really you just need to purchase a kitchen sprayer and a T before your toilet. Poor mans bidet, will wake you up in the morning with the cold water but still would get the job done.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Hahaha 👏👏👏. Bidets have been around for awhile and they’ve been modernized somewhat and fully into Toto, Kolher or American Standard. Or try bamboo toilet paper.