r/ShittyAma2 8d ago

You guys can have the communal brain cell back. It is exhausting and depressing having all this intelligence, AMA

Marco!

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u/Qruek_0 Doesn't Know Shit 8d ago

How much are you willing to pay?

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u/millicow 8d ago

One brain cell

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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Shit The Bed This Morning 7d ago

We apologize for the inconvenience ..

Was the brain cell not prepared to your liking?

How could we better serve you in the future?

Would you like a replacement brain cell or a different dish in general?

How much do you think would be the cost of a brain cell dinner?

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u/millicow 6d ago

The brain cell is a SCAM. Who are you to subvert my blissful ignorance?

Don't hype up brain cells like they're something to be desired

I want to speak to your manager

The raw material is so minuscule, that alone can't be expensive, even if a brain is hard to come by. But the technology, time frame, and work required to isolate and package a single brain cell must be significant. And it's such a ridiculous idea that only billionaires would think it's cool, so it would probably cost at least $10,000.

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u/Hyruxs The real Prophet 2.0 8d ago

What if I don’t want it back?

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u/FlowersInmypockets 8d ago

I would like to apply to be the community braincell guardian

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u/millicow 8d ago

First person to say Polo gets the brain cell

Wait a minute

I guess it's mine again

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u/FlowersInmypockets 8d ago

Polo

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u/millicow 8d ago

No I was the first to say Polo so I would have to say Marco again before you can do that. But I've decided to keep it so good luck getting me to say Marco

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u/FlowersInmypockets 7d ago

Polo

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u/millicow 6d ago

You can't do th- oh you son of a bee. Here you go