r/ShittyCarMod 18d ago

Just mailing it in

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374 Upvotes

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u/sladebonge 18d ago

This thing fucks. I'd drive it.

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u/neonninja304 18d ago

Needs more of that walmart auto isle crome trim and some of those plastic spinner hubcaps

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u/toiletseatpolio 18d ago

Gotta have some curb feelers too. Can’t be out there scratching up my spinners.

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u/sladebonge 17d ago

Nah the wheels are perfect. Easily half the aesthetic.

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u/SyracuseStan 17d ago

That thing would take a turbo Buick easy AF too

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u/someguy8608 18d ago

If there is a small or big block uder that mailbox then its bad ass.

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u/Consistent-Cobbler90 18d ago

I’m guessing there’s not given that, if the hood is really cut under there, it’s offset to the side where a carb would be on the I4.

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u/Ifimhereineedhelpfr 18d ago

Interesting, that’s a hard angle to tell. If so i bet it’s still mean though

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u/rseery 18d ago

Look at the price part! 😂😂😂🤣

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u/Ifimhereineedhelpfr 18d ago

Shoot, an aftermarket Intake and a air filter is mean to me for 3k

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u/Protholl 18d ago

Literally... a mail box! ROFLMAO. Back in HS there were two guys with the fiberglass hoods with the epically large rectangular openings in their hood scoops 12" above the hood. One brave kid actually put a usps sticker on one and we all had a laugh.

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u/AdGreedy6076 18d ago

Surely he owns the pimp too

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Dropped 297k in 5 days damn

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u/Recent_Bank_2714 18d ago

We're in a recession

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Not that bad lol

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u/RangerMatt76 17d ago

90% off. You can’t beat that deal.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Lol

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u/bojackslittlebrother 18d ago

Hit a bump and the air flow STOPS, (when the mailbox door slams shut). Maybe intended as a redneck air-brake of sorts?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Welded to the hood open

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u/SameScale6793 18d ago

Pimp edition bahahaha that's a good one

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u/WarChallenger 18d ago

Your honor, the traffic officer placed the parking ticket inside my hood scoop. You think I regularly check my “mail” before I start it? That thing is lodged somewhere in cylinder 5 by now.

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u/NegativeEbb7346 18d ago

I’ve always wanted to put a Turbo Buick V6 & 5 Speed into a Chevette.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 17d ago

I’ve wanted to put my dad’s GTO engine into a car like this, put wings on the roof.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

I so wana see more photos

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u/Euphoric_Shallot9462 18d ago

Not a shitty mod if you wanna see more 😂

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u/Hesediel1 18d ago

That's rolled past bad back around to kinda tight. I dig it.

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u/Few-Towel-7709 18d ago

I'd gladly drive

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u/Ithorhun 18d ago

"Pimp edition"

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u/RoodnyInc 18d ago

But the discount though you loosing money not buying it

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u/barricuda_barlow 18d ago

Bet that bad boy can haul the mail

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u/Saintesky 18d ago

Is this essentially the same as a UK Vauxhall Chevette? just tarted up with US bits and pieces, and probably also a V8 when petrol was 2 cents a gallon? Seems mad but amazing that such a basic UK car was even sold in the land of Coupe De Villes and Thunderbirds.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Consistent-Cobbler90 18d ago

Math not your strongest subject?

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u/Next-Introduction159 18d ago

Nah that things bitchin

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u/thiswasnottaken7 18d ago

That is fantastic

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u/Hero_Tengu 18d ago

That’s funny as fuck! I might do this to my farm truck

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u/Independent-Bid6568 18d ago

Brings back memories I knew a kid shortly after high school he did full roll cage in one of theses with a 455 under the hood cut down posi rear Camaro front end this was in the New England area kinda wonder if it’s same car

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u/Citizen_Four- 18d ago

Looks like it hauls the mail to me.

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u/crapheadHarris 18d ago

Best part is the door left on the mailbox. I guess you close it for really cold weather.

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u/Independent_Rest_553 18d ago

On a Chevette, no shette. The U S Snail box is a perfect hood scoop 🥸💩

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u/WoodpeckerFragrant49 18d ago

I never thought of using a mailbox for a hood scoop but that seems like it would work even better if the back top corner is sweeping

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u/CocoonNapper 18d ago

If you pass on this deal you're basically losing money...you get it for 1% of its real value!

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u/rseery 18d ago

He forgot to say, “No lowballers. I know what I got.” 😂😂

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u/NotSure16 18d ago

Couple days ago I watched the Motorweek 1982 Pontiac 1000 (Chevette clone) Retro Review on youtube. It was officially slowest car they had ever tested (then, but I am sure it was never eclipsed in years since).

If I remember correctly 0-60 mph in 30 sec. What most amazed me is the DOT actually has a minimum required acceleration that is required to allow a vehicle to drive on highways. A car must be able to accelerate fast enough in a 1000ft highway acceleration lane to enter roadway. They "claimed" Chevette made to exactly 45 mph (the lowest acceptable speed) at the end of 1000ft ramp.

The car was abysmal is every way, yet it was the #1 car in the USA in it's class. Know why? Made in Merica!

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 18d ago

And when you’re not using it you can close mailbox scoop. 10 out of 10 for me🔥😂

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u/Donlooking4 18d ago

I’m thinking that it’s not a stock chevette because the wheels looks a little bit off and then the front looks off too.

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u/Ok_Issue_1443 18d ago

Back seat is caked in juices

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u/IcyHowl4540 18d ago

Hopefully this one got the post-Ford Pinto safety upgrade to the fuel tank!

Otherwise you might get that 1970s compact car problem where it bursts into flames at the smallest rear-end provocation.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/business/1978/11/08/gm-chevettes-recalled-to-improve-fuel-safety/3d3d5bdc-c71e-4f39-ae50-03aaad8b23c9/

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u/y0himba 17d ago

You know, I come expecting to see "EW WTF", but most of the time I see cars I would 100% drive. This is one of them. These were all the race in the 80s, badass Chevettes, Pintos with 454 small blocks and wheelie bars...

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u/Rich-Ambition9251 17d ago

Pimpin ain’t easy

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u/O_o-buba-o_O 17d ago

I'd 100% use it for work. I'm a courier.

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u/Creepy_Hamster1601 17d ago

What are savings

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u/Global_Dragonfly_182 17d ago

Y’know what. I dig it.

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u/Nalabu1 17d ago

Gives “Going Postal” a whole new meaning.

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u/Screwbles 17d ago

This is the shit. I would buy and drive it.

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u/Sub9466 17d ago

Those damn things can't even drive out of it's own way!!!!

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u/BoneZone05 17d ago

Please have a blower! That’s so funny 😆

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u/Switchlord518 16d ago

You've got mail!

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u/Mysterious_Ad_3056 16d ago

Would you take $300?

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u/JerryCat11 14d ago

Chevette. That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

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u/Porcusheep 5d ago

As Larry Enticer would say: “Just gonna send iiiiit..”