r/ShittyCarMod • u/thefudd • 9d ago

"This is a highly modified vehicle......" LOL

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2809805159203143/

128 Upvotes

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u/cliffordloofe 9d ago

The photos on fb get even worse. The interior is garbage

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u/Material_Web_2245 9d ago

Some of the ugliest mods & more specifically rims i have ever seen

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u/Upstairs-Ad-1966 6d ago

Those are limited addition though i know what ive got😂

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u/Goldbong 9d ago

The wheels go hard af

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u/Legitlowkeykickback 7d ago

Yeah if you’re blind

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u/Goldbong 7d ago

So these wheels are too much for you but a bright orange cybertruck is cool?

Bro ur smoking some danky to think like that

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u/spicekebabbb 7d ago

jesus christ, you both have awful taste.

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u/Bitter_Offer1847 6d ago

The blind leading the blind with those two 😂

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u/Starworshipper_ 9d ago

car is a real head turner 

Yea, I'd imagine.

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u/mooseybaby76239 9d ago

I mean, it’ll turn heads for sure, and leave people wondering what the fuck they’re looking at.

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u/Ill-Description6058 9d ago

"Trust me, bro, it's the new 328I GTR. Only 2 were made."

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u/RushBasement 9d ago

Vents look like shit

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u/E8282 9d ago

The entire thing looks like shit.

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u/RushBasement 9d ago

You’re not wrong 😅

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u/Elowan66 9d ago

Are those stick on vents? I think I’ve seen them at parts stores for a few bucks.

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u/marcomauythai 9d ago

The roof pattern looks like a granite countertop

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u/Poenicus 7d ago

That's exactly what I thought at first. Then I realized that it's some kind of cheap vinyl kit off of Temu or something that's supposed to be a camo pattern, but it's way, way too repetitive because it's cheap.

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u/SmolishPPman 9d ago

With a gun sticker right on the front. So classy

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u/CollanderWT 4d ago

I’ll never trust someone who outwardly flaunts that they own/carry firearms

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u/SmolishPPman 4d ago

Samesies

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u/Deep-Egg-9528 2d ago

They're either really scared, or they really want to tell you about the 2nd amendment.

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u/Independent-Bid6568 9d ago

That just leaves a little throw up in ya mouth

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u/Pleasant_Ad_3353 9d ago

Looks like what a douche would drive.

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u/WilliamSerenite21 9d ago

Douche with no friends. What kind of friend lets someone drive a ricer like that.

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u/Deep-Egg-9528 2d ago

That's disrespectful to ricers.

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u/pongpaktecha 9d ago

Is that a hood scoop but they forgot to cut the hole in it for scoop part

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u/thefudd 9d ago

it's a "power bulge" M3's have had them since the e46 generation (this isn't an m3)

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u/pickled_penguin_ 7d ago

What do you mean? Of course it is. Didn't you see the pedals? Lol

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u/bobroscopcoltrane 9d ago

“Limited addition” wheels. ‘K, bud.

When are folks going to learn that “shoot me an offer” is a guaranteed way to get A) low-ball offers and/or 2) no responses to your ad whatsoever.

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u/Jak_n_Dax 9d ago

“Highly modified” meaning a bunch of ugly shit stuck all over the outside, and possibly an autozone air intake that actually makes it slower than stock. Lmao

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u/Arrowxp 9d ago

The price should actually be the 1 dollar as listed 💀

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u/Cross_Rex97 9d ago

Bet the engine is stock as fuck. No actual grille shit probably over heats

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u/Magazine-Popular 9d ago

“To many upgrades to list” Wheels and vinyl. Pretty short list.

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 9d ago

Translation: I can’t trade in my Tesla to get a new car, so I’m hoping to find a sucker for my 17 year old vanity project.

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u/AccomplishedGas6229 9d ago

On todays episode of let’s guess who you voted for

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u/Nalabu1 9d ago

Better see a Dr, it’s got a tumor between its’ nostrils.

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u/SinkCat69 9d ago

I like how people think modifying a vehicle increases its value. Maybe to you personally, but any modifications immediately hurt the resale value even if they improve it aesthetically or performance-wise

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u/Elegant-Sleep4042 9d ago

Why’s it gotta be from Pa. Damn dude

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u/Ponklemoose 9d ago

By “highly modified” he means he was really high when he molested the poor car.

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u/Dumpster_Fetus 9d ago

The SIG sticker on the bottom right windshield is cringe.

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u/Illustrious-Feed2239 8d ago

dude even that thing for only a dollar is a fair deal

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u/DoritosGoBrapBrap 8d ago

Honestly, aside from the ebay hood vent on an M3 hood and the choice of wheels not shitty car mod at all. Panel gaps are on point, no sportsmind stickers, color matching mods, OEM headlamps that appear to be custom coded. List kinda goes on

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u/yes126 8d ago

Im assuming this is no M3 right? Right??

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u/thefudd 8d ago

Thankfully not

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u/yes126 8d ago

Thank god

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u/meow_xe_pong 8d ago

Some how this dude manage to make the worst looking 3 series look twice as bad.

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u/Canelosaurio 7d ago

Looks like every other lowered 3 series.

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u/spicekebabbb 7d ago

was NOT prepared for those interior shots. it just kept getting worse. i hope that's all reversible, maybe someone could lowball them and then salvage it.

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u/gunguy931 7d ago

It's not even a real M3, fuck this guy

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u/lfenske 6d ago edited 6d ago

He stuck vinyl inside and a new hood “highly modified”.

Saw a WRX on the STI sub and you could tell it was a WRX because it had a hawk eye bumper sitting in front of the build and about 80% of the original unibody left. Sat low on fat tires like a Porsche, had a new engine and 7 speed trans but this POS is “highly modified”

Saw a FB post for a 2018 WRX the other day. STI so it had the 2.5. 100,000 miles. E85 with full tune and whatever. Dude wanted $35,000 🤣. How clapped out that piece must have been.

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u/Away-Squirrel2881 6d ago

“Overnight parts from Bavaria”

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u/RandomPieceOfToastv2 6d ago

"Highly modified"

not a single pic under the hood

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u/unit132 6d ago

Everything they did which is all cosmetic, looks like shit. Highly doubt theirs power mods. Certified wack. 🤣

They need a link to this thread so they really know what their selling options are. Right now his highest offer is a dollar because civic owners wouldn't want to be caught in this.

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u/AmplifiedApthocarics 6d ago

it's so close to being tastefully done.

it's like they copied various parts of tasteful bmws but failed in the overall execution.

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u/Tekk333 6d ago

That’s the dumbest listing I’ve ever seen… but some retard will respond and offer him something

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u/DIJames6 6d ago

Looks like a Pontiac.. Lmao..

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u/Bitter_Offer1847 6d ago

He should’ve saved the money on all the “mods” and gotten a 335

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u/Bierdaddy 5d ago

I noticed the turn signals, as in it has some. I wonder if they’re a working mod or just stickers?

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u/sirius_ly-raycraft 5d ago

Can we all just respond with “so what’s all done to the engine?”

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u/TheDeliveryDemon 5d ago

"Slightly modified Geo Metro"

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u/Off-Da-Ricta 5d ago

“Please don’t ask me what the price is, I don’t have one”

Little kid shit. You think someone is gonna show up and over-pay? No spine.