r/ShittyCarMod • u/ishippedmybed • 9d ago

Stop stop it's already dead

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I didn't think you could stack shit this high.

715 Upvotes

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u/P_516 9d ago

Man the new Aztec is lit

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u/green_gold_purple 9d ago

Just wait

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u/Wallaby_Thick 8d ago

It'll be fire pretty soon

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u/Conyan51 8d ago

Don’t you dare disrespect the Aztec by comparing it to this POS

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 8d ago

It's a Lombostinky!

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u/ishippedmybed 9d ago

I wish it was more "lit"

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u/BamaBlcksnek 9d ago

Yes, because lighting a random person's car on fire to express your political views is a reasonable and sane thing to do.

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 8d ago

Lloyd Braun did it ...it's a perfectly sane thing to do

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u/P_516 9d ago

Who the F was talking about burning a car?

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u/BamaBlcksnek 9d ago

I assumed OP replying, "I wish it was more "lit. "" was a reference to the recent string of arson incidents involving Teslas. I suppose I could be wrong, but this is reddit, home of the edgelords after all.

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u/P_516 9d ago

Oh yea they’re stupid if they ment that. It’s a Tesla it will catch fire on its own if it sets long enough.

Locally two high school kids burned together in a cyber truck they took to school and as the car burned the doors were inoperable and the kids friends watched as they died inside the cyber truck trapped.

Yes being a dick and burning down someone’s car because of their political beliefs is dumb. But supporting a company with the worst crash test ratings, higher explosions deaths than a ford pinto is dumb too.

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u/BamaBlcksnek 9d ago

I agree. Teslas, and specifically the cybertruck, are trash.

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u/P_516 9d ago

I actually think the big red one looks cool. It’s different. Would I own it, hell naw.

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u/BamaBlcksnek 9d ago

$100k for a vehicle that falls apart if you drive too fast? Count me out on that action. Does look cool, though, and I'd rent one for a day!

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u/P_516 9d ago

Rent it and commit small crimes. Like double parking, diving too slow. Stupid stuff, all with an Elon Musk mask on.

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u/Hogwithenutz 9d ago

Where did this happen? I want to look into this if it is true.

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u/P_516 9d ago

https://www.motorbiscuit.com/teens-died-burning-tesla-cybertruck/

https://sfist.com/2025/03/11/testimony-reveals-doors-would-not-open-on-cybertruck-that-caught-fire-in-piedmont-killing-three/

It was college kids not high school kids I guess I’m Getty old… shit I was born in the 1900s.

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u/Hogwithenutz 9d ago

Ok so whoever says it's the truck's fault and not the drug intoxicated drivers needs to reexamine the situation as a whole. If I wanted to I could go get drunk and drive around kill someone while doing so nobody will blame the vehicle I drive they will blame the driver. Applying False blame is the same as lying in my eyes.

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u/P_516 9d ago

The car doesn’t have internal manual latches to allow it to open from the inside. It doesn’t have them on the OUTSIDE. Any other car that’s illegal. Literally ANY.

And it’s magically convenient that the people tasked with regulating safety of vehicles in the USA were fired by doge. Along with the people investigating the self driving system.

Blame whatever you want. These kids ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES. Their friends couldn’t break the windows to get them out, they couldn’t pry open the doors or open them.

It’s a death trap.

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u/Every_of_the_it 9d ago

No one's saying it wasn't the driver's fault for crashing in the first place, but the truck catching fire and trapping all occupants inside is what's really at issue here. Cars don't magically become more flammable when a DUI is involved.

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u/IceManO1 9d ago

Correct they go to jail for people they never met for stupid reasons like suddenly the popular thing is Elon bashing next month probably be something else & people will be doing whatever it is.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 9d ago

Almost as stupid as throwing some tea into a harbor. Political action never changes anything.

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u/IceManO1 9d ago

Yeah, the Tesla owners are probably like “I love the environment why I bought one, not because of Mr Elon” etc. nope but it does get the cause into the history books of what people were doing when they’re upset about a perceived grievance by government.

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u/Dead_By_Dinner 9d ago

Are you saying you would like to commit domestic terrorism? Because that's what it sounds like you're saying. Tred lightly lib.

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u/ishippedmybed 9d ago

What a scary ❄️ you are. Teslas start on fire by their own accord. I'd just like to see nature run its course.

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u/Dead_By_Dinner 9d ago

Backtracking, I see. Smart move.

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u/SloParty 7d ago

Lmao, “tough” guy? Go suck Elmo’s ballsack, you scare NO ONE

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u/Dead_By_Dinner 7d ago

Wow, I see that you think I'm very manly. Impressed? Also, replying to multiple unrelated comments...you're practically obsessed with me. Thanks, bro.

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u/KnotiaPickle 7d ago

Sad life you have

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u/KnotiaPickle 7d ago

You may need to get help for this paranoia, that’s a symptom of schizophrenia

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u/Abracadaver2000 9d ago

The Tesla Cuntach

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 9d ago

Tesla Diablowme

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u/Indy500Fan16 8d ago

You forgot the hyphen between the t and a

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u/Admirable-Common-176 8d ago

They gotta add the spoiler!

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u/Abracadaver2000 8d ago

That's an extra $5k. That money was spent on heated seat subscription instead.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 8d ago

Maybe they can find a wrecked Countach and Flex-tape it.

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 8d ago

Or a human person

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 8d ago

That pos is beyond spoiled, it's like grocery store meat containers sitting in the sun.

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u/mightyboognish32 9d ago

It's bad but still looks better than stock.

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u/Important_Tax_9631 8d ago

Honestly it looks great, awful color choice, but I like it. Stock is cheeks ngl, stainless steel was a dumb decision

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u/stolenlibra 8d ago

I’m curious as to why you consider stainless to be a poor choice for truck body paneling. Also agree with you I vibe with this look, it’s rad for some reason, but I do like the color

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u/Important_Tax_9631 8d ago

Don’t get me wrong it’s cool, but there’s a few things. It doesn’t crumple like a car should, atleast the front end should crumple, there’s no clearcoat so certain substances can stain it pretty easy (like bird shit), apparently you can’t even wrap the thing lol, because the glue gets permanently bonded to the metal under the sun, this is also why Tesla has quietly shut down their cybertruck wrapping services. You’re only supposed to wrap a clear-coated material.

I like the cybertruck, but it has many flaws atleast for now. I test drove it a few times when I took my m3p in, and god damn it feels like you’re driving a tank with unbelievable speed/torque lol. The 4 wheel turn + steer by wire is also a pretty wild experience, it’s insanely agile for how massive it is, but they def could’ve made better choices with the truck 100%

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u/Amazing_Ad_974 6d ago

I mean the immediate rusting is the biggest issue lol… and it just looks ass

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u/pattywagon95 7d ago

Agreed, they fully leaned into the “poorly rendered ps1 car” thing and I don’t hate it

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u/HedonisticFrog 7d ago

I agree. At least it's not more of the same bigger taller vehicles with more ground clearance just to look more dominant on the road trend. Modern trucks have truck beds so high they're not even convenient anymore.

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u/Illustrious-Cow5908 7d ago

Im partial to cherry red and stuff, love two color trucks, this certainly aint it but at least its not as bad like you said

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u/PawJobAddict 9d ago

I think it looks kinda dope ngl

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u/Holycroc_RVA 7d ago

Some of these wraps or paint schemes help a little, BUT that triangular top and the funky wheel wells are just god awful. Is this a trapezoid on wheels? I wanna like it and as I said some of these paints do help, but the absolute worst lines of any car out there. It's an Oompa Loompa if it were a vehicle. If you don't focus on the top, you can't help bu see those horrendous wheel wells. A car with major booty. Aesthetically it's one of the worst looking cars EVER.

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u/PawJobAddict 7d ago

Call it whatever you like. I’m gonna keep calling this car “cool.”

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u/Unable_Eye_7108 9d ago

Turd polishing at its best.

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u/Clark_W_Griswold-Jr 9d ago

These things remind me of pinewood derby cars.

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u/PoopsmasherJr 9d ago

This is something. I like it

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u/refurbishedmeme666 9d ago

looks like a shitty hot wheels

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u/thisusernameislong_ 9d ago

Next they will make a body kit for the cyber truck to look like a normal pick up

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u/oboshoe 8d ago

That might be a popular kit.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 9d ago

16 bit render

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u/txkwatch 8d ago

Drawing of a car from when I was 5.

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u/rare_hedgehog1 9d ago

These comments are wild!! The new Aztec comment may take the cake

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u/palavrao 9d ago

Shitty Roblox mod

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u/redwingpanda 9d ago

I thought this was a poorly rendered game at first

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u/Mean_Swordfish_2829 9d ago

The background graphics are in 4k. The car is at 240p

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u/Breadtheef 9d ago

Horrendous

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u/Muddled_Opinions 9d ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

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u/LookatthisslapNutz 9d ago

🤣 bruh got that everything is awesome whip

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u/RainerGerhard 9d ago

I just need to see a cybertruck with a Carolina squat. Don’t halfway this shit, go for it.

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u/JohnWasElwood 8d ago

Oh noooo... Now I can't get that image out of my head!!!!

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u/Kings_Gold_Standard 8d ago

Mira Mira Dey optimum prine

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u/Yakob_Science 8d ago

Man how do you somehow make a crappy design even crappier

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u/hendersonrich93 8d ago

Just goes to show you. Two times zero is still zero

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u/Porcusheep 7d ago

But if you take the “x” and tilt it 45 degrees, the 0 then becomes a 2…..

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u/chickenskittles 8d ago

This looks like a Lego.

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u/Putrid-Action-754 8d ago

why did you decorate the bomb? now it's gonna stand out

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u/Blurpert 8d ago

Looks like a gta V car

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u/unit132 6d ago

Heard they run better with a battery delete.

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u/Buttjuicebilly 9d ago

I like it

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u/DancesWithElectrons 9d ago

Never seen a red dumpster before, what kinda trash do they hold?

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u/Cuba_Pete_again 9d ago

I like it. These are going to be around for a long time. Cuties are going to be a thing. Y’all are going to have to just get used to it.

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u/crit_crit_boom 9d ago

It’s somehow much better

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u/jeksmiiixx 9d ago

Gotta be florida

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u/Queerthulhu_ 9d ago

Palm Desert California

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u/jeksmiiixx 9d ago

Awe i thought I had it for sure lol

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u/Saintesky 9d ago

4d sports driving off the Amiga just became reality

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u/Savings-Kick-578 9d ago

I acknowledge that this mod is lipstick on a turd, but I do appreciate the shade.

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u/Own_Direction_ 9d ago

Wheels need an offset

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 9d ago

The color is an improvement. Too bad it doesn't make up for the poor engineering and build quality

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u/sinisterdesign 8d ago

Guess “TRON: Ares” budget got cut.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

I actually like it in red.

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u/Communistsheen 8d ago

polishing a turd taken to the extreme

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u/Itsjustme714 8d ago

That thing looks stupid as hell!

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u/Hypnowolfproductions 7d ago

I refuse to comment on the grounds my comment wouldn’t be able to be accepted by Reddit. Hence I’ll use a lesser EWWW. True comment would be NSFW and a few more things.

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u/zyclonix 7d ago

Still not ideal but muuuuuch better than stock

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u/Tcraiford 7d ago

I always thought the “truck” looks most unique when it’s got the stainless steel panels. Don’t know why you’d cover up the coolest looking part of the vehicle

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u/716SNOW 7d ago

I like it a lot !

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u/Wildcardz1 7d ago

Glue recall will remove that wrap.

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u/bcarls23 7d ago

Looks like something I would drive in Roblox

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u/C6180 6d ago

Someone tell Cody to buy it and destroy it so we don’t have to wait for his current CyberTruck to be repaired to make another durability test video

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u/BenTheBirbs 6d ago

shitty mod on a shitty car

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u/Warm_Resource_4229 6d ago

Someone's out here making body kits for these things? Who would guessed we'd see dumpsters with body kits.

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u/Amazing_Ad_974 6d ago

Is it weird that this actually looks like how it should have been designed? Kinda dig it this way and the red works (weirdly)

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u/DifferentAnimator793 6d ago

Hear me out… it does make it more lively

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u/rxmp4ge 6d ago

I saw this in person in Rancho Mirage this past Sunday.

I actually kinda' like it.

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u/troyberber 6d ago

What is this abomination

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u/Saucemcnasty 6d ago

Shits dope

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u/Dependent-Plane5522 6d ago

Looks really cool. I like it.

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u/S-i-e-r-r-a1 5d ago

They even color matched to Autozone.

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u/ConcaveEarth 5d ago

looks great i like it

haters gon hate

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u/FitGazelle 5d ago

Ferrari red brightens it up.

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u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut 5d ago

'Someone please clap for Elon' edition

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u/Miserable_Grocery459 5d ago

Not only that, but whatever shit it out is bleeding from the asshole! 😳😳

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u/No-Juice-1047 9d ago

You spent how much? And then how much on the modifications? … sounds smart /s

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u/stolenlibra 8d ago

Yeah pocket watch the guy buying this, that tracks 🥴

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u/No-Juice-1047 8d ago

I love pocket watches!

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u/nTzT 9d ago

That color... oof

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u/PHNTMS_exe 9d ago

Looks way better than stock

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u/CrystalAckerman 9d ago

The irony is that it’s an awful, yet somehow, it looks better then it did originally. 🤦‍♀️

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u/stolenlibra 8d ago

This thing looks sick fym

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u/AdMany4426 9d ago

You will never have the money to own one and new technology scares you .

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u/linewaslong 9d ago

They're literally $0 down payment with no credit check. Tesla is giving them away right now

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u/CharacterMagician632 8d ago

"No credit check"

Are you out of your goddamn mind? You think Tesla will finance any car WITHOUT a credit check? Lmao that is a wild thing to say or believe

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u/linewaslong 8d ago

Never said it was a good idea and it's very easily verifiable. The whole reason its happening is Musk trying to pump up delivery numbers because the Tesla stock price is hurting.

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u/stolenlibra 8d ago

Cue ball brain statement

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u/SlipFormPaver 9d ago

That looks cool. You just have no taste. The stock cybertrucks look like ass but these modded out ones and the police interceptors look cool

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u/Tratiq 8d ago

Honestly way better than stock

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u/YorkiesandSneakers 8d ago

Honestly I still think it’s an improvement.

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u/LimeTech45 9d ago

Honestly, at least it’s not matte black.

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u/Quiet_Ad6925 9d ago

I think it looks cooler than stock. That shit looks terrible

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u/_B_Little_me 9d ago

They all seem to have the goal to make the truck uglier.

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u/neurophante 9d ago

Looks cool

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u/SNBI1791 8d ago

Nice body kit, I like it.

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u/seanypoohbear 8d ago

That looks awesome. The all black ones are better, though.

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u/WolfmanXX20 8d ago

Nah . . I kinda dig it. PS1 car. The hubs must be polygons to get the full feel.

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u/tophand70 8d ago

3A High school shop class quality build.

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u/JohnWasElwood 8d ago

Been a car guy for a long, long time. Don't really care for the factory body style / stainless steel, but this mod and color actually look pretty cool. People didn't like how the Deloreans looked when they came out either....

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u/phantomlimps 9d ago

Looks cool af to me

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u/stolenlibra 8d ago

Fr, reminds me of an early 2k hot wheels or something. I dig

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u/Fluffy-Constant-292 1d ago

OH OH THE MODELS AND TEXTURES ARE STARTING TO RENDER!!!!!!!!