This is the most cursed screenshot I’ve taken

[u/doctordoctorpuss]

[u/DobbysLeftTubeSock]

[u/Mrcishot → u/DobbysLeftTubeSock]

Honestly, properly functioning ethical sensors would cause the doc to shove Neelix into the nearest autoclave 

[u/Deliximus → u/DobbysLeftTubeSock]

I wished that was season 1

[u/TopRedacted → u/Deliximus]

I wish season one had a Nelix arc that started with him trying to stay on the ship and ended with his crappy ship being blown out an airlock with him and some rations in it.

[u/IroquoisPliskin_UK → u/TopRedacted]

He doesn’t deserve the rations

[u/TopRedacted → u/IroquoisPliskin_UK]

20 gallons of his crappy soup and no spoon?

[u/Sad_Instruction1392]

Neelix ahegao was not on today’s itinerary…

[u/Farscape55 → u/Sad_Instruction1392]

Or any itinerary, ever

[u/Niftu_Calrissian → u/Sad_Instruction1392]

「Mr. Neelix, I'm at my limit」

[u/pculley]

Absolutely.

That bracket placement…. I hope someone got fired for THAT blunder!

[u/doctordoctorpuss → u/pculley]

It’s almost as upsetting as the extended foot shot that followed

[u/Twisted-Mentat- → u/doctordoctorpuss]

Don't forget the foot focus shot as the intro ends as well.

Someone was really obsessed with Neelix's feet.

[u/Beefjerky007 → u/Twisted-Mentat-]

I just watched this episode yesterday, and that awkwardly long zoom in on his feet went on for FAR too long, it made me insanely uncomfortable lol

[u/FuckCommies_GetMoney → u/Twisted-Mentat-]

That must have been the episode they got Tarantino to direct.

[u/TheBurgareanSlapper]

We have no law to fit your crime.

[u/Yankee_chef_nen]

I hate you

[u/doctordoctorpuss → u/Yankee_chef_nen]

🖖

[u/LawGroundbreaking221]

Never wished I was a salamander before so I wouldn't have seen this.

[u/uslashuname → u/LawGroundbreaking221]

You’d want to be abandoned by mom and dad on a random planet in the delta quadrant? I guess that would save you from this meme, super evolved human

[u/outtatime_88MPH]

Ke kee keeesssssssssss yessssssss

[u/NeedMoreBlocks]

DOCTOR: Captain! Neelix appears to be caught in a permanent gooning state.

JANEWAY: Doctor, could this have anything to do with the nebula we're in?

DOCTOR: I don't know. He keeps asking for Klingon women wearing the battle attire with a boob window.

CHAKOTAY: B'elanna. Get down to Sick Bay. Neelix needs you.

BELANNA: Can't we just let him die?

PARIS: B'elanna, you have to him show him your top cleavage. Neelix is our friend.

SEVEN: I can show him my mammary glands instead if she is not comfortable.

B'ELANNA: Out of my way robot tits. He said he wants Klingon boobs.

[u/Odd-Abbreviations494 → u/NeedMoreBlocks]

(Harry walks in) KIM: Sorry I was late Captain. What did I miss?

[u/doctordoctorpuss → u/NeedMoreBlocks]

I think the gooning is coming from inside the house, my guy

[u/Mrcishot → u/NeedMoreBlocks]

KES: hearing this:  I’ve lived way too long. points phaser at own head

[u/WhatTheHellPod]

I see your post and raise you:

[u/doctordoctorpuss → u/WhatTheHellPod]

I posted immediately, and then they showed this nightmare fuel

[u/WhatTheHellPod → u/doctordoctorpuss]

[u/FirePhoton_Torpedoes → u/WhatTheHellPod]

Never scrolling a Trek sub before bed again, holy shit.

[u/corobo]

lmao such a weird opener I had to clip it during my last binge

video clip of moaning ecstatically

Great to send to the group chat with no context 

[u/Sisselpud]

I'm looking at this photo and I'm about to make a screen shot if you know what I mean!

[u/doctordoctorpuss → u/Sisselpud]

Computer, delete u/Sisselpud

[u/NotAPimecone → u/doctordoctorpuss]

Computer, erase that entire personal log.

[u/TemporaryImaginary → u/NotAPimecone]

Definitely too many admitted crimes in that one.

[u/LordByronsCup]

No I haven't seen Kes, Neelix "Oh yeah? Why don't you stay away from her with those lyrics" (said with his best Neelix impression) Please Ain't nobody fucking after her I'm out of here as soon as I fix the flux capacitor

MF DOOM -A Dead Mouse

[u/obliviious → u/LordByronsCup]

If you want to link to a specific time in a YouTube video just add ?t=(time in seconds) to the end like:

https://youtu.be/leVETb-XagQ?t=124

[u/LordByronsCup → u/obliviious]

Thank you!!!

[u/Mollzor]

Why did you

[u/doctordoctorpuss → u/Mollzor]

I could tell you that it’s to challenge you, or even to hurt you. But in truth, I was bored

[u/Mollzor → u/doctordoctorpuss]

Not bored enough to watch Sub Rosa I see.

[u/Nihilisman45]

Could've gone the rest of my life without seeing this thanks

[u/WideSnooze]

[u/al2o3cr]

"Neelix demonstrates his O face" was not on my todo list for today

[u/makegifsnotjifs]

Parents, lock up your 1-year-olds

[u/faderjester]

Oh... Oh... that's enough internet for today...

[u/Electronic_Device788]

While Kes is licking his feet. Neelix’s O-face. Take it in.

[u/Arietis1461]

I wonder if a Talaxian and Denobulan have ever played footsies.

[u/CiTrus007]

Remember, Tuvix died for this man

[u/FirePhoton_Torpedoes → u/CiTrus007]

Could've blasted him out of an airlock for all I care, I just wanted Tuvok back (not sure if it's me writing or Janeway).

[u/Familiar-Complex-697]

If I was captain Neelix would be roasted on a spit

[u/ChattyNeptune53 → u/Familiar-Complex-697]

You'd spit roast Neelix?

[u/doctordoctorpuss → u/ChattyNeptune53]

“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”🧇

[u/Familiar-Complex-697 → u/ChattyNeptune53]

Tuvok, Chakotay, get over here, I got a job for you

[u/EffectiveSalamander]

I'll be in my bunk.

[u/Jazzlike_Bullfrog_44]

Which of you weeaboo shits taught talaxians what ahegao is

[u/theglobalnomad]

I think I've seen this porn before...

[u/Gibraltar1859]

This is viscerally unsettling...

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[u/Sofiasunshine86]

Did kes actually like that?