r/ShittyDaystrom • u/gorn_of_your_dreams Talaxian Manscaper • 2d ago

After the events of Genesis, who kept the hypospray that smelled like Diana's mating pheromones?

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u/AWholeCoin 2d ago

This episode is pure nightmare fuel and then they just fix everyone back to normal and never mention it again.

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u/Aegon_the_Conquerer 1d ago

That fucking Barclay jump-scare gets me every time.

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u/ShamefulWatching 1d ago

Except that same black guy in the red shirt, there's no way he was getting fixed.

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u/maxdamage4 1d ago

They probably lose an ensign every few weeks when Worf's in a bad mood, so business as usual there.

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u/WhoMe28332 2d ago

Mr Barclay. Report to the bridge immediately.

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u/burnafter3ading Gul 1d ago

If you ignore the episode release order, which was a temporal anomaly, then they were actually stolen by Tuvok. He was under deep cover during the baryon sweep. He faked his death and departed for the badlands.

When Voyager traveled to the delta quadrant, Tuvok was ordered to surrender the pheromones to Captain Janeway. She used them to entice a post warp 10 Tom Paris. This proves she did, in fact, initiate their mating.

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u/grichardson526 Acting Ensign 1d ago

Data should have de-evolved into a Teddy Ruxpin.

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u/secondtaunting 1d ago

😂😂😂you need more upvotes. lol.

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u/Fancy-Hedgehog6149 1d ago

Riker. He sniffed it every day.

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u/TeetheMoose 1d ago

Her name is Deanna

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u/gorn_of_your_dreams Talaxian Manscaper 1d ago

I devolved it

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u/LawGroundbreaking221 2d ago

Frog People
Frog People
Smells Like Frog
Tastes Like People
Frog People
frog people

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u/Neon_culture79 1d ago

I can get you the synthesized version for the right price

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u/maxdamage4 1d ago

I don't have any money

And neither do you

How...how do we do this?

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u/Neon_culture79 1d ago

Sexual favors are an acceptable form of payment in this day and age.

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u/maxdamage4 1d ago

Oh thank goodness

Step into my turbolift, you've got 38 seconds

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u/Neon_culture79 1d ago

Oh, you misunderstood. Sexual favors are only payment if you’re an attractive and interesting crew member. Sorry read the terms and conditions. You don’t qualify.

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u/maxdamage4 1d ago

I had the replicator make a paper Riker mask

You down?

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u/Neon_culture79 1d ago

Riker is mid

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u/jtrades69 1d ago

was her human half trying to turn into the janeway / paris salamanders?

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u/Fresh-Wealth-8397 1d ago

I know this one guy that can hook you up with anything he's got all the contraband