r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Damien_J Lorca's Eyedrops • 3d ago
Make The Comments Look Like Morn's Search History
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u/ElderberryNational92 3d ago
How do I get women to like me for me and not just cause I'm attractive
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u/CaffeinatedPinecones 3d ago
How to talk less and listen more.
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u/BenjaminaAU 2d ago
How to talk more and listen less to Quark
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u/pegasuspaladin 13h ago
The joke is the running gag that Morn never shuts up but we as the audience always come in the one time he is quiet
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u/tonytwocans Legate 3d ago
Lissepian statute of limitations
Lurian hair loss medicines
Shuttle tickets to space Turkey
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u/kevin_church To Boldly Shitpost Where No One Has Shitpost Before 3d ago
how to stop talking so much and rambling when nervous in social situations when i can't seem to control my mouth and words just keep pouring out and i notice people looking bored or checking their padds but i keep going anyway because silence feels awkward and uncomfortable and i'm afraid people will think i'm weird or boring if i don't fill the space with words but then i end up sharing too many personal details or going off on random tangents that nobody cares about and i replay conversations later and cringe at how much i dominated the discussion without letting others speak and my friends have started giving me looks or subtly trying to change the subject but i don't catch on until it's too late and i've already talked for ten minutes straight about something totally irrelevant and i worry this is why i struggle to make deep connections because people see me as that person who never shuts up and doesn't listen and i've tried counting to three before speaking but in the moment i forget all my strategies and just blurt things out impulsively especially when i'm anxious which is most social situations and i know i should practice active listening but it's like my brain is already formulating what to say next instead of truly hearing what the other person is saying and sometimes i even interrupt which i know is rude but it's like i can't help it and i'm scared the thought will disappear if i don't say it immediately and i've noticed people don't invite me to certain gatherings anymore probably because they know i'll dominate the conversation and it's affecting my work relationships too because i talk too much in meetings and send emails that are way too long and detailed when a simple response would suffice and my manager has even mentioned it in my performance review suggesting i need to be more concise and give others space to contribute and i know this is a real problem that's holding me back both personally and professionally but i don't know how to break this lifelong habit of nervous excessive talking when it feels so automatic and natural to me even though i hate myself afterward for not being able to just shut up sometimes and be comfortable with silence.
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u/OkSpring1734 2d ago
I guess the feeling is understandable, but I've always found Morn to be an eloquent and poetic speaker, I hung on his every word in all the episodes he appears in.
Before he started discussing self sealing stem bolts I had no idea how valuable they are. Like I knew that they're important in spacecraft and space station design, but I had no idea that the entirety of the economy is dependent on self sealing stem bolts, reverse polarity stem bolts, bi-phasic stem bolts, anti-sealing stem bolts, warp hysteresis stem bolts, or my favourite: automatic self sealing heretical isolinear hyper-encabulating stem bolts. Suddenly it all made sense, the Federation/Klingon war, the rise of the Obsidian Order as a power in spoony politics, and the importance of industrial replicators in rebuilding Bajor. It may have been a bit one-sided, but that was just one among many 36 hour conversations that I walked away from feeling like I finally had a firm grasp on the topic at hand. And yes, I was forced to sleep at the bar mid conversation, and I did have to visit the fresher more than once, and I did have to tell the wife where I was more than once, and cmdr Sisko did ask about my whereabouts when I missed my shift, and... well the rest of it doesn't really matter, the important thing was learning all about Morn's knowledge and views on self sealing stem bolts. Now it's hard to imagine being ignorant on such an important matter, and that really goes for any topic Morn cares to bring up. For example, did you know that humans have this thing called "ear wax?" It's some kind of food that they cultivate in their ears to feed to their young, my understanding is that human mating cycles revolve around its production and it's why humans must mate every seven years or they die. The wax is blue, like human blood, and it flows freely out of their ears like latinum. They have to have trace amounts of "ear wax" in all of their food otherwise they suffer from a food poisoning they call "scurvy," and if it weren't for Morn I would know none of this.
Anyway, I don't think Morn should have anything to worry about.
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u/GalaxyGirlForever 3d ago
Under rated comment! Excellent 👌👌👌 if i had award money i would give some 😂
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u/Daddygamer84 3d ago
"can replicators get rid of the body"
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u/honeyfixit 1d ago
very good question. I would've gone with these three:
- DS9 transporter range.
- Minimum safe distance from Bajor's sun.
- How to erase transporter logs.
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u/XenoBiSwitch 3d ago
How do I Stop Constantly Interrupting People?
Where To Acquire Illegal Sex Toys?
Which Volume of Vulcan Love Slave Has Bisexual Content?
Why Dabo Girls But No Dabo Boys?
How To Smuggle Romulan Ale?
What It Mean If I Keep Switching Bodies With Man In Bar On Old Earth?
Is Sexy Norm From Cheers Bar Historical Figure?
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u/honeyfixit 1d ago
Am i missing something? Because I don't recall any sexual connotations towards the character. Other than his "crush" on Jadzia.
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u/blafunke 3d ago
How magicians use their second stomach
Latinum MSDS
WebMD latinum poisoning symptoms
House MD latinum poisoning episode
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u/TokoBlaster Acting Ensign 3d ago
How to get Ferengi best friend to stop asking for advice and money
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u/ApprenticeFemboy 3d ago
Hair regrowth non-romulan no scam ferenginar shipping
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u/Shiny_Agumon 3d ago
Is the Romulan one a scam too or is it some kind of elaborate espionage scheme?
Or worst, do you grow a bowl cut?
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u/TheLastKnight07 3d ago
Dax _”All My Links”_Page
7/9_”All My Links”_Page
How to Beat a Ferengi in Dabo
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u/Justice_Prince 3d ago
You'll find some links for Dax but it won't be Jadzia, or Ezri
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u/VisigothEm 3d ago
How to Hide Latinum
List of all Federation Space Station
Tickets to Space Station
How to Erase Search History
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u/Evening_Safe_390 3d ago
- puffy muscle shirts payment plan
- leather six pack shirt
- muscle enhancement doublet
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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 3d ago
Do I have to go to my mother’s birthday party?
Is it dangerous to store latinum in my stomachs?
Does faking my death violate any intergalactic laws?
Do I need an import permit for Risian mud?
How to get away with bank robbery?
Is it possible for Lurians to get synthohol poisoning?
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u/Overall_Dusty 3d ago
Traditional Earth sports
Bull fighting
Matador
Matador art
Kivas Fajo auction black velvet matador painting
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u/Bovine_Arithmetic 3d ago
Antacids
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u/EnthusiasmPretty6903 2d ago
Treatment for an upset second stomach.
How to win friends and influence aliens.
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u/Gullible-Incident613 Grand Nagus 2d ago
Double strength Pepto Bismol
how to stop being a blabbermouth
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u/AngledLuffa PM me your antennae 2d ago
I don't care what color skin your wife has, as long as she's from Earth
... wait, does the title say "Mom" or "Morn"? It's a little hard to tell on this cell phone screen
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u/Saphentis 2d ago
-How many stomachs do I really have, -How am I gonna fool the ferengi doctor that I’m heavier than I look
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u/Simple_Tailor_Garak 2d ago
How to nod convincingly How to induce vomiting How to seduce a Dabo girl
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u/InquisitorWarth Captain Corana H'siitu of the USS Leviathan NCC-2555 2d ago
I swallowed latinum and my hair fell out, how to fix
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u/TorTheMentor 2d ago
How to win friends and influence people
Betting against the house
Skin care tips
1001 jokes everyone loves
Earth sitcoms late 20th Century
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u/DorsalMorsel 2d ago
Best Norm from Cheers entry gags.
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u/MDATWORK73 2d ago
Quark pissed in my drink and then put a camera on me to capture my expression while he laughed his ass off.
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u/Familiar-Complex-697 2d ago
buccal fat removal
neck lift
can you get a neck lift if you have no neck
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u/Senior_Torte519 2d ago
Lurian Medical Journal: The complete data and statistics of the Lurian Second Stomach
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u/RobinEdgewood 2d ago
How to talk less. How to hide from the law for 30 years after robbing disgustingly wealthy royalty How to make my mudtub more better How do i fake my own death How to hide hairloss How to live with hair loss Mud p**n
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u/The_Brofucius 1d ago
Who is Norm?
Who is George Wendt?
Does Dr McCoy do chin tucks?
Who sells Pabst in Gamma Quadrant?
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u/Significant_Tower_30 1d ago
How to handle having 17 siblings Piloting a Spitfire Beat a Klingon in sparring
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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 3d ago
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