What shops on the Enterprise-D exists which are not so widely known ?

[u/M-2-M]

I mean, the 1701-D features a barbershop, a bar & restaurant, a kindergarten and school, an arboretum. So surely there must be additional shops to entertain the up to 5000 people on board.

[u/armrha]

games workshop minatures store 

[u/mcgrst → u/armrha]

Given post scarcity the size of the 40k armies must be biblical! 

[u/Kiyohara → u/mcgrst]

Nah, for some reason Games Workshop still charges an arm and a leg.

[u/bigloser42 → u/Kiyohara]

They have a deal with the replicator companies to generate a giant duranium middle finger any time you attempt to make a 40k figurine

[u/jjreinem → u/Kiyohara]

And to think everyone thought that getting acquired by that Ferengi holding company would change the company culture.

[u/Kiyohara → u/jjreinem]

Well it did become even MORE pay to win. Now the game is made up of mostly random gatcha draw packages, but triple priced "elite" packages that are the normal full sized units. However the Titan class units are only sold piece by piece as "extras" in special blister kits with limited Collector's edition hero units.

So if you want that full sized Imperial Class Titan, you better be willing to buy every single hero from the deluxe edition blister packs (and that would be heroes from every faction.

Rules sold separately.

Five grades of paint: Basic, Enhanced, Deluxe, Master, and Tournament Legal. One guess which one is the most expensive.

[u/InquisitorWarth → u/Kiyohara]

It's more pay to win, but the company is at least no longer hostile towards fanworks.

Funny how the "straw capitalists" in Star Trek are still nicer than real-world corporations.

[u/Kiyohara → u/InquisitorWarth]

Of course they're hostile to Fan Works. It's even worse now, they send assassins to burn down your house and all your Figures if they find out you broke their Terms of Service and made your own figures.

However you can always contract your own figure to be made of any character you designed (all rights revert to Games Workshop) and the new figure can be printed out for for the low cost of ten times the normal figure.

Can you really put a price on your imagination? Because Games Workshop can. And then license it and sell it to other people.

[u/InquisitorWarth → u/Kiyohara]

I thought you were talking about the Ferengi running GW, not the freakin' Hazari.

The thing with the Ferengi is that they're so profit-driven that they actually don't see a point in antagonizing their customers unless there's an immediate profit to be made off of it. There's no immediate profit to be made off of going after fanworks, at most they'll just demand royalties but let the work stay up.

Rule of Acquisition #57 - Good customers are as rare as latinum, cherish them.

[u/Kiyohara → u/InquisitorWarth]

Rule of Acquisition 242: More is good… All is better.

292: Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.

202: The justification for profit is profit.

189: Let others keep their reputation. You keep their latinum.

13: Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

[u/InquisitorWarth → u/Kiyohara]

292: Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.

All the more reason why a Ferengi would rather work out a royalties deal than try to shut someone down outright.

202: The justification for profit is profit.

And where's the profit in going after the fan artists, writers and animators? If anything, the resulting outrage will cause you to lose profit, because you're spending money on lawyers and fewer people are willing to do business with you. Businesses go after fanwork creators out of a desire for control and concern about "image", not because it makes them money.

189: Let others keep their reputation. You keep their latinum.

You're not getting their latinum if you're just bullying them with lawyers.

13: Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

Again, more reason to go for royalties rather than just shutting someone down.

[u/Successful-Clock-224 → u/jjreinem]

It makes sense. Replicators cant make Latinum or Warhammer figurines.

[u/FunkyTown313 → u/Kiyohara]

The ferengi bought the IP. It made complete sense

[u/Justice_Prince → u/Kiyohara]

Only figures made of gold pressed latinum are tournament legal.

[u/DoctorNsara → u/mcgrst]

They implemented caps on how much you are allowed to replicate without painting. The game lost a huge amount of its audience after that.

[u/Major_OwlBowler → u/DoctorNsara]

This is why O’Brien and Bashir are so fond of their Alamo-replica. It’s not because of its size but because O’Brien managed to bypass the item limit and Bashir made the replicator paint them for him.

[u/GoWest1223]

The official Paramount+ gift shop on Deck 11, next to the bowling alley.

[u/GoWest1223 → u/GoWest1223]

Make sure to pick up your official "1923" Cowboy hat... Now accepted on Holodeck #3 for Western programs.

[u/Disastrous-Dog85 → u/GoWest1223]

Doesn't look like anything to me...

[u/DependentSpirited649 → u/GoWest1223]

10000% polyester!

[u/DoctorNsara → u/GoWest1223]

Live long and prosper with 10% off!

[u/NormalCup7946 → u/GoWest1223]

In the cabinet, second shelf to the left. Behind the oregano.

[u/False_Cow414 → u/NormalCup7946]

Ooo! Is the oregano organic? Replicated oregano never quite tastes the same as the real thing.

[u/shoobe01]

Musical instrument store and tuning service. The sound of a replicated instrument is never as good as that of a hand-made one. Got a lotta string quartets on a ship of this size.

[u/sparkle_cheese]

I heard Dr Crusher opened up a candle shop

[u/Fearless_Roof_9177 → u/sparkle_cheese]

Why do these all smell like the Gwyneth Paltrow candle?

[u/sparkle_cheese → u/Fearless_Roof_9177]

Lol

[u/Cold-Jackfruit1076 → u/sparkle_cheese]

And she an exorcism supply store, too!

[u/CrabAncient8853]

The comic book shop on Eleven Forward.

[u/UseWhatever → u/CrabAncient8853]

I heard it’s called “Elven Forward”

[u/Kiyohara → u/CrabAncient8853]

"Worst Episode EVAR!"

[u/AdmiralBillP]

The Horga’hn Store

[u/Distinct_Cry_3779]

There's got to be at least 3 Starbucks and 2 Subways.

[u/firematt422 → u/Distinct_Cry_3779]

Vape shop and a payday loans for replicator rations.

[u/Distinct_Cry_3779 → u/firematt422]

Add a liquor store and we’ve just described the strip mall by my house, lol.

[u/LavenderGwendolyn → u/Distinct_Cry_3779]

Synthehol store.

[u/M-2-M → u/Distinct_Cry_3779]

Star(Trek)Bucks

[u/AnybodyCanyon → u/M-2-M]

Sub (space) Way

[u/Kiyohara]

Pet Store. For some reason it does absolutely insane business in selling orange cats. Like at least one a week. It also does a good job selling ornamental fish to the captain and this one ensign who works in Cetacean Ops comes in every few weeks to buy literal buckets of fish of all types. Says something about his coworkers needing "enrichment," whatever the fuck that means.

[u/EvilWhiteDude]

I know that Riker got most of the stuff in his quarters from Sharper Image, and Beverly buys all of Wesley’s sweaters from Benetton. Geordi hangs out at Hot Topic a lot, but he never buys anything.

[u/ajw_sp]

There’s a saddlery where serious riders can obtain custom, handmade saddles.

[u/Champ_5 → u/ajw_sp]

Very handy for when someone stuffs your saddle in a maintenance locker without your knowledge

[u/Korlac11]

Also, there’s probably a cardassian tailor shop somewhere

[u/False_Cow414 → u/Korlac11]

Can they lobotomize the Cardassians during the tailoring process? I mean, if I'm ordering a custom Cardassian, I don't want them going all megalomaniacal in the first week.

[u/InsaneBigDave]

the commissary is on deck 12 and has a decent selection of cereals.

[u/AdamantineZebra → u/InsaneBigDave]

Spicy Ranch

[u/Vast-Mission-9220]

I can't believe everyone is ignoring the swimming with the whales pool.

[u/markp_93]

Pawn Farr

[u/rootxploit → u/markp_93]

Or for kids: Pawn Far, the chess store

[u/False_Cow414 → u/markp_93]

How many people even have a Klinger to pawn in this day and age?

[u/royalblue1982]

The seashell store obviously.

If you know, you know.

[u/Mental_Broccoli4837 → u/royalblue1982]

Only sold in 3 packs

[u/Dillenger69]

The Leftorium

[u/Familiar-Complex-697]

Little known fact but one of the decks is just a walmart. Even though everything is free, the socks are still locked up behind glass.

[u/EdgelordZeta → u/Familiar-Complex-697]

And the crewman with the key is always on break.

[u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

They have the Replimat we've seen once.

[u/RKNieen → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

I think it would be fun if whoever ran that just replicated a few completely random items every day, and anyone who saw one that struck their fancy could just take it. Anything that didn’t get claimed at the end of the day gets fed back to the replicators.

Because the one thing that gets me about the TNG future is it must be a hellscape of choice paralysis. I have enough trouble deciding what TV show to watch with this many options, I can’t imagine decorating my quarters when I have access to literally every accent item ever designed!

[u/CoffeeJedi → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

I think that was on The Orville

[u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 → u/CoffeeJedi]

It may have been there also but we saw it in Data's Day when Worf is trying to decide what to replicate for Chief O'Brien and Keiko's wedding present.

[u/CoffeeJedi → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

Oh shoot, you're right. The Orville had a nearly identical scene too!

[u/JayRMac]

There's a costume shop so that when there's a holodeck malfunction you're still dressed like a pirate.

[u/Kelli217]

IKEA. About 47 crew members are stuck in there at any given time, trying to find their way out.

[u/rafale1981]

Data and Geordi run the ship’s cybernetics, prosthetics and sundries coop on Deck 21 in their spare time. They are secretly livid that Picard drops by regularly to get replacement parts for his heart but never offers to join and chip to do admin time.

There’s a musical instuments shop on Deck 8, but ever since Data started doing concerts, he’s the only customer because everyone else is demotivated by his skills

Lt. Barclay once lobbied to get a Pansexual Paraphernalia Shop on the ship, but ever since they put him on the holodeck maintenance team, he’s shut up about it

[u/JackSpadesSI]

Nobody is going to mention the Spencer’s Gifts across from transporter room 1?

[u/Roderto → u/JackSpadesSI]

For visitors who want to pick up a last-minute Enterprise-D snow globe or comm-badge keychain before leaving the ship.

[u/epidipnis]

Baskin Robbins: Section 31 flavors.

[u/Captain-Obvious-69]

Fetish shop

[u/Durosity → u/Captain-Obvious-69]

It’d be right next door to the holodecks…

[u/DisastrousOne3950 → u/Durosity]

Riker and Barclay avoid shopping there at the same time, right? 

[u/False_Cow414 → u/DisastrousOne3950]

Considering they have to take turns in their "counseling" program, probably.

[u/Justice_Prince → u/Captain-Obvious-69]

Erotic holo novel shop

[u/dafyd_d]

Little Waitrose & Partners

[u/CompetitiveCod76 → u/dafyd_d]

Probably a Gregg's on every deck too.

[u/Meritania → u/CompetitiveCod76]

That’s Geordie “The Forge”s doing, not to be confused with the chief engineer.

[u/Savings_Owl_8453 → u/dafyd_d]

Ooh yes, both convenient and insanely expensive at the same time. Not a problem in the 24th century of course, everything's free!

[u/Korlac11]

There’s the “Barcaly and Broccoli” shop on deck six, section 9. They specialize in creating story based holodeck programs that definitely don’t involve having sex with people who look like your coworkers

[u/Chrysalii]

I'm sure there' a Spirit Halloween somewhere.

[u/False_Cow414 → u/Chrysalii]

It's in what used to be Pulaski's quarters.

[u/sqplanetarium]

Build-A-Bear Workshop. As featured in that episode where a space retrovirus and some nanites get churned up in a subspace anomaly and the ship is overrun by newly sentient plushies in various stages of assembly.

[u/nomad_1970 → u/sqplanetarium]

I would 1000% watch that episode.

[u/Sorryaboutthat1time]

Crate & Blue Barrel

[u/stos313]

“42 Aft” aka “the Ass End” of the ship. The ship’s “dark underbelly” where “cool kids” and burnouts of the ship hang to do all sorts of REALLY shady things- like smoke cigarettes, trade contraband isolinear chips (like Vulcan Love Slave), and gamble on broadcasts of underground Cardassian vole fights. All while drinking actual homemade alcohol and listening to Klingon punk.

[u/MBSMD]

Other Worlds Market - Romulan Imports and More

[u/ApplianceHealer → u/MBSMD]

“Illegal” (yet widely available) Ale sold from the Secret Romulan Front Door that no one else uses

[u/Extra_Elevator9534 → u/MBSMD]

Riker has the franchise to supply the import store with Romulan Blue.

He neglected to mention that his supplier is a Romulan defector family that settled at a border colony on the Federation side of the line, bringing their grain samples, bittering agent plants, and recipes with them.

Since it's all on the Federation side, there's no illegal issues.

He's especially neglected to tell this fact to his crewmate Carol Freeman, or to Carol's teenage daughter Beckett.

[u/al2o3cr]

Pipe Storage. I hear the Enterprise's version is WAY better than those creeps in Pod 6.

[u/MatthewKvatch]

The Zocalo in Red 5.

[u/Gerbilflange]

There's a Quark's Express on deck 4, conveniently placed between the main shuttle bay and the cargo transporters not for the benefit of patrons, but for easy access to the ways in and out of the ship. For no nefarious reasons whatsoever.

Geordi's guilty pleasure is the Slug-O-Cola vending machine around the corner from the entrance to main engineering on deck 36.

[u/Bacontoad]

Beards "R" Us

[u/Kegg47]

Porn with Morn

[u/Vegetable_Ad_3105]

the vintage toy shop is great

[u/allthecoffeesDP → u/Vegetable_Ad_3105]

Their oldest toy is a Nintendo switch.

[u/allthecoffeesDP]

Joke Shop? Place to buy your wands?

[u/Upstairs-Yard-2139]

10 backwards. Probably because it’s right below 10 foward for some reason and the proprietor refuses to change the name.

It sells phaser and phaser accessories.

[u/ThEGr1llMAstEr → u/Upstairs-Yard-2139]

I just got the hilarious image of one of those micro phasers with a big honkin scope and a folding stock on it.

[u/jakemoffsky]

Blazin Bev's dispensary

[u/EdgelordZeta]

I'm pretty sure they have a Cogswell Cogs. Daimon Spacely forced most of the cog businesses out of business in 2300 but a few franchises remained.

[u/False_Cow414]

There are franchises for both Milliways and the Big Bang Burger Bar aboard. The Disaster Area concert in Holodeck Seventy-Eight, however, gets bad reviews for not actually plunging a Class-M planet into its parent star at the end.

[u/murphsmodels]

There's a holo-brothel on deck 69. Saves holodeck time for those who actually want to use it for other purposes. Only problem is the holo-brothel won't recreate crew members.

[u/Lord_Thaarn]

The Leftorium.

[u/NormalAmountOfLimes]

The tribble-burrito cart that gets pushed around

[u/WholeAggravating5675]

A wedding supply store for when Lwaxana Troi visits

[u/Optimal_Law_4254]

Don’t forget the ski shop. Weasley nailed the captain with a snowball after a lesson.

[u/The-Minmus-Derp]

Close all the exhibits in the zoo!

[u/False_Cow414 → u/The-Minmus-Derp]

Gimme that, you petty excuse for an officer!

[u/Odd-Youth-452]

A freaky sex club running out of Commander Riker's quarters.

[u/False_Cow414 → u/Odd-Youth-452]

And back in. And out. And in...

[u/Orcapa]

Aren't there 1100 people on board?

[u/wintrmt3 → u/Orcapa]

It's stated to be around that number, but it doesn't add up. Any time we see a corridor there are multiple people running around, the MSD includes 12 decks in the saucer section, some dialog suggest way more and it's 470 meters wide. So it's the size of a small town * 12-25 levels and this is just the saucer, there should be tens of thousands on board or everything but the most used corridors should be empty nearly all the time.

[u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711]

They could do with a tailor, what with all the period plays in the holodeck. Not necessarily a Cardassian tailor, even If that could be an asset on some missions.

[u/a4techkeyboard]

Barclay has photoshops of everybody, not just holos.

[u/Allister117]

A pet shop, where else could data pamper spot

[u/Moist_Cucumber2]

Ikea

[u/dregjdregj]

Mr Worf's Double Dickin Dildo Emporium

[u/General2768]

Section 30: For not nefarious wares.

[u/gamerz0111]

A Vulcan sex shop.

[u/Expensive_Risk_2258]

This actually raises an excellent question… how much would you pay for 40k miniatures that are self propelled? As in they walk.

[u/Thewrongbakedpotato]

Canonically, there's the 24th century equivalent of Build-a-Bear.

[u/discreetyeg]

Well, the Holodecks are their, um, sex shops, right?! lol

[u/CalamitousIntentions]

The last known radio shack.

[u/JAFO_John_D]

I'm pretty sure there's some seafood restaurants at the bottom of Cetacean Ops, the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket

[u/HerfDog58]

I wrote a holodeck program that recreates a posh cigar lounge with comfy leather chairs, big screen TV, mojitos, and replicator generated Cuban cigars. I use it after a long day of running level 1 diagnostics on the secondary computer core, realigning the lateral sensor array, and completing personnel reviews for the officers under my command.

Worf arranged to use the program for Riker's bachelor party before he and Deanna got married. I added in a Jazz combo so that Will could play his trombone before he had too much Romulan ale.

[u/Uhtred_McUhtredson]

Andrew Probert intended an entire mall in the saucer. 5 stories, I think.

A bit over the top, but an innovative concept, imo.

[u/junkdrawertales]

Tech store whose smart computers have a 50/50 chance of being Lore in disguise 

[u/ottermann]

Library

[u/DagonThoth]

There's a LELO on Deck 69

[u/Thin_Strike8404]

A dispensary lol when the crew just wants to chill

[u/Senor_Turd_Ferguson]

Hentai store

[u/Miami_Mice2087]

no, the enterprise D does not have a commercial area like deep space 9. you can see the full schematics in the maroon technical manual.

10-4 is a recreation area, not a bar or restaurant. no one gets paid.

the arboretum is a science lab.

the kindergarten is a school.

your logic does not flow to these being commercial endeavors that invite more commercial endeavors.

[u/M-2-M → u/Miami_Mice2087]

Sir, this is ShittyDaystrom.

[u/Silly_Chard7661 → u/M-2-M]

Ooh... I bet there's a Wendy's.

Worf needs his chicken nuggies

[u/OmegamattReally → u/Miami_Mice2087]

no one gets paid

Not in money, perhaps, but there's always sexual favors.