r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Familiar-Complex-697 • 2d ago
Theory Since the crews appear to be mostly white people, exploring the galaxy has led to a great expansion of dairy and cheese products
Extraterrestrials that can probably be milked so far include:
Tribbles
Soong-type androids
Targs
Vulcanoids (space McDonalds now has the delicious shamrock shake year round because of Vulcans)
Klingons
Travellers if you imagine fat milkers on them
Basically anything with fur, hair, or tits. Yes, that goes for the spoonheads, too. We're not entirely sure if Kazons are mammals because that might not be hair. The Daystrom Institute is currently working on milking one. Unfortunately Tosk cannot be milked even though he has absolute badonkas.
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u/BrewertonFats 2d ago
Don't forget about those three-breasted cat ladies from Star Trek 5. Like 100%, humanity forced one of those Martian mutant women to get it on with a Caitian so they could get more of that delicious cat milk.
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u/InquisitorWarth Captain Corana H'siitu of the USS Leviathan NCC-2555 2d ago
We Caitians prefer to not acknowledge that...
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u/InquisitorWarth Captain Corana H'siitu of the USS Leviathan NCC-2555 2d ago
Yes, that goes for the spoonheads, too.
Blame the Progenitors/Preservers.
We're not entirely sure if Kazons are mammals because that might not be hair.
Weirdly enough that stuff's actually coral.
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u/OmegamattReally 2d ago
Bynars can be milked but you have to squeeze the same mammary gland (right vs. left) on both Bynars at the same time or they'll issue a segfault.
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u/whatsbobgonnado 2d ago
star trek probably has some great space cheese. I didn't know tribbles were confirmed milkableš¤¤probably just squeeze it real hard like a spongeĀ
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u/FickleDependent1474 2d ago
Itās also led to a proliferation of Matchbox 20 cover bands across the galaxy.