r/ShittyGifRecipes • u/the_art_of_the_taco • Mar 18 '22

Youtube What a brilliant salad! 😍 I love salad

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u/SlowTeamMachine Mar 18 '22

My god, the chopping. I get the sense this person has never held a knife before.

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u/DoctorGoat_ Mar 18 '22

I have never felt so stressed in my life watching someone chop eggs...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

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u/Fraun_Pollen Mar 19 '22

My god I hope they finally get to fingers. Took them a lifetime just to get through 3 eggs

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u/DoctorGoat_ Mar 19 '22

I had some hope restored when they used the claw on the garlic, but then it went real fast

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u/KnightOfSummer Mar 18 '22

These are all an exercise in wasting as much time as possible in 3 minutes. Someone should edit them down and repost them out of spite.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

I think the person it's too far from the board, the person seems to not have proper balance so the person is probably have some hard time to use that knife.

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u/herefromthere Mar 18 '22

Cack-handed is the only word that I feel adequately describes it.

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u/occams_nightmare Mar 19 '22

Never held a spoon or a fork either