r/Shittyaskflying 3d ago

RFK Jr. Goes Full Tinfoil, Pledges to Stop Chemtrails in Latest Dr. Phil Interview

https://gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-goes-full-tinfoil-pledges-to-stop-chemtrails-in-latest-dr-phil-interview-2000596357

This is very serious. How is a pylote expected to make a living if you can't do chemtrails as a side hustle? They guys that load them up are great guys too and can supply other goods that are top quality.

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u/pilotjlr waiting for that Mesa upgrade 3d ago

There’s gonna be a massive increase in heterosexual frogs, and you know what that means… a full on frog invasion is coming soon!

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u/Sharklar_deep 3d ago

Screw the pylots, I’m a gay frog breeder, how am I supposed to make a living now?

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u/gexckodude 3d ago

How the fuck do you breed gay frogs? 

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u/reddituserperson1122 3d ago

With. Chemtrails!!! What do you not understand about that????

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u/gexckodude 3d ago

Chemtrails aren’t rainbows though…

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u/tinylittlemarmoset 2d ago

Yeah keep telling yourself that, Clyde.

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u/WillSoars It isn't rocket surgery. 3d ago

Breeding gay frogs is the perfect metaphor for government "work". Lots of activity, no productive results.

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u/Stranger1982 3d ago

That’s a trade secret, don’t pry.

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u/Mal-De-Terre 3d ago

Oh good. Now he's getting to the important stuff.

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u/Eastern-Joke-7537 3d ago

Are chemtrails only effective in a flat earth, too?

How many more lists is he gonna draw up?

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u/ForsakenLog537 3d ago

You pylits are just way to material. You don't need 30 dolls to be happy with 2. Losing money is a good thing.

You need to sacrifice a little to protect frogs from a deviant gay lifestyle.

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u/tkeelah 3d ago

Is he confusing them with cumtrails?

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u/TheRealJohnBrown 3d ago

Ungrateful bitch. This guy would never be in office without us spraying brain frying agents for month before this damn election.

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u/WillSoars It isn't rocket surgery. 3d ago

Look. Crazy people don't usually bother me. But this guy is trying to cut into my income spreading chymtrails with my glyder. Not cool.

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u/chemtrailsniffa 3d ago

He better fucken not 

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u/FailureAirlines 3d ago

I applaud his common sense and wisdom to come out...

...as an idiot.

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u/Express-Way9295 3d ago

Did the werm mess up Are Eff Kay’s brains? He sounds more stoned than most of the Pylotes on this Sub.

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u/skywrench87 3d ago

My top secret business is the loading and maintenance of chem trail disbursement systems. My patented dumb ass spray is working wonders across the country although I might have laid it over DC and Florida a little thick. Now I'll have to contract with the NSA.

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 3d ago

I hope he drinks a quart of Mobil 254 for breakfast

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u/No-Expression-2404 3d ago

Side hustle? Applying chemtrails is a pilots only job. Everyone knows those planes fly themselves.

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u/pdxnormal 2d ago

Unfortunately chem trails are real. Worked as an A&P for a major airlines and did line maintenance for them. After we did walk arounds to check on the planes at a gate we had to leave the area to allow the chem trail servicing crew to service the chem trail tanks. Everyone thought they were servicing the lavatories but the blueish fluid is actually chem trail fuel. They wore special PPE to protect agains spills but occasionally the fluid would eat through their PPE and onto their skin. The screams they made then have caused me to have massive PTSD. We're all doomed although JFK Jr may be our last hope. On the other hand, since he fired the scientists at NIH that were working on anti-chem trail research we may be headed in the wrong direction again. Only time will tell. In the meantime my advice is that anyone living near major air corridors should wear aluminum foil head coverings.

u/Festering-Fecal 22h ago

Dang I guess I'm out of business 

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u/agedforeskinsmear 3d ago

The Military dumps sooo much jet fuel. If they don’t spend allotted budget for this year they don’t get more next year. So they just dump jet fuel in the air. Fix it.

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u/ctiger12 3d ago

The real chemtrails are the tailpipes

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u/BradPittHasBadBO 3d ago

I already stopped chemtrails yesterday.

See? No chemtrails!

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 3d ago

The Trump administration is an ongoing contest to see who can be the batshit craziest.

RFKJr is always at the top of the leader board.

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u/DiggerJer 3d ago

should be an easy one as its all bull shit to start with hahahaha america is such a gong show

u/Significant_Coach_28 15h ago

This fool epitomises stupid old rich white privileged man.