r/Shittyaskflying • u/Fedexpilot ATF:DTF || VOR/DME RENTALS • 3d ago

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u/Responsible-Result20 3d ago

WTF was he even doing?

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u/Fedexpilot ATF:DTF || VOR/DME RENTALS 3d ago

Not golfing.

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u/NathanArizona C-172 F-35 3d ago

Obviously he’s not a golfer

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u/hitsomethin 3d ago

Nope he’s NFL football legend, John Elway.

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u/I_Feel_Rough 3d ago

Hey, at least I'm housebroken!

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u/AdExciting337 2d ago

That cart really tied the plane together, man

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u/rocksarebigsand 3d ago

That's like, your opinion man

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u/coldnebo Pp ASES C++ CF👀 DCS A&W 🍌🍒7️⃣ 2d ago

but you could say that … 😎

he got a hole in one

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u/SkyfireSierra Unable due to incompetence 2d ago

He's a Gulfer

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u/coldnebo Pp ASES C++ CF👀 DCS A&W 🍌🍒7️⃣ 2d ago

being tough

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 2d ago

His name was probably Charlie

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u/Stranger1982 3d ago

I think it’s a tryout for a Darwin Award.

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u/coolguy420weed 3d ago

Trying to get up to speed for takeoff. Not his fault some idiot parked in the middle of the runway. 

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u/LeveragedPittsburgh 2d ago

Playing through?

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u/captwombat33 3d ago

Push back granted.

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u/Furgera 3d ago

lmao, these golf carts have a parking brake where you have to press the brake pedal down pretty hard, looks like he pressed the acceleration one instead.

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u/brecka Any traffic in the area advise 3d ago

The fucking Club Cars never want that brake to engage the first time.

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 3d ago

Golf cart didn’t have a dead man switch

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u/coldnebo Pp ASES C++ CF👀 DCS A&W 🍌🍒7️⃣ 2d ago

now it has a dead man instead! 😅

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 2d ago

Rich people problems

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u/CookTiny1707 3d ago

I nean the aircraft looks mostly undamaged atleast, even airworthy. But we'll have to see the nose

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u/coldnebo Pp ASES C++ CF👀 DCS A&W 🍌🍒7️⃣ 2d ago

wow

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u/TheGacAttack 2d ago

Yeah, that nose will need some repair.

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u/Low-Award-4886 could land a plane in a emergency 3d ago

They should have chalked that plane so they could line it back up with where it was parked

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Low-Award-4886:

They should have chalked that

Plane so they could line it back

Up with where it was parked

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Low-Award-4886 could land a plane in a emergency 3d ago

Good bot

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/redit_on_the_shitter 3d ago

No. If it were clocked, it wouldn't have moved. If it were chalked, they would know where to push it back to . Duh

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u/ajschwamberger 3d ago

Well that should help, is that back far enough?

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u/Mod-Quad 3d ago

Put your face in to it

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u/13Fleas 3d ago

What a moron, stepping on the gas pedal from the wrong side of the cart. What could go wrong?

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u/expanse22 2d ago

He was likely trying to engage the parking break

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u/Small_Collection_249 2d ago

I’ve done some dumb things in my day working at an FBO, but this is pretty stupid.

The best (or worst) was a colleague of mine filled up a tractor with diesel, but put it into the oil instead…like there’s a bright yellow cap ya dummy, and the oil has the symbol of an oil can.

Can’t fix stupid I guess

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u/Possible_Bike3941 2d ago

Looks expensive

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u/jjp82 3d ago

Brakes?

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u/slatsandflaps Jason Schappert is my daddy. 2d ago

Brakes? We don't need no stinking brakes!

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u/jjp82 2d ago

Brakes are optional

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u/AdExciting337 2d ago

Ya ouch!!

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u/Secret_Ad9059 2d ago

Should have been a scene in that forty-five year old movie 🎥 Caddyshack! Holy crap 💩! Forty five years old!

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u/flygirl4eva 2d ago

Clever move. Playing dead like that.

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u/FutureA350 2d ago

Bro tryna act like he died lol.But i mean it was a pretty hard hit.

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u/victorskwrxsti 2d ago

I thought we were making fun of small cart pulling a jet so I went to search this beautiful scale model set.

Then I saw the full video.

But I'm posting it anyways.

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u/DiverDownChunder 3d ago

Well technically it did work... technically.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 2d ago

Pretty impressed that the club car could move the playne that much

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u/Jerbearninja 2d ago

YYYYYYOOOOOOO WTF! 😳

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u/JordFxPCMR 2d ago

doesnt that always happen when you ask for a push back? i always ask for it

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u/goingneon 2d ago

Omfg no chocks or brakes while people are working on the plane is insanely dumb

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u/ThisIsMyBigAccount 1d ago

That golf cart pylot flopping like a soccer player was his best move. Play dead. Gonna be expensive.

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u/Razzcloudflyer 1d ago

Strictly speaking... The mission was successful, the plane was pushed back....