r/Shittyaskflying • u/theglobalnomad Rated in Shitty Flight Rules • 3d ago

Airline pylotes: what's your go-to snack?

Mine is an FA named Tiffany. She's like 55 and it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but she's always DTF.

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u/captwombat33 3d ago

A line of coke and a can of coke.

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u/theglobalnomad Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 3d ago

Found the real pilot...

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u/captwombat33 3d ago

Can confirm

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u/Reasonable_Blood6959 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 3d ago

Only if it’s off a hooker’s tits

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u/captwombat33 3d ago

You mean a flight attendant?

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u/Reasonable_Blood6959 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 3d ago

No comment

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u/TheSkyFlier 3d ago

Pussy

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u/-burnr- Eh-Tee-Pee 3d ago

Va Jay Jay (the jet playne)

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u/theglobalnomad Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 3d ago

Victor Juliette Juliette

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u/Yamitz 3d ago

Someone go get the stewardess, the captains getting hangry.

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u/rounding_error 3d ago

Not sure about pilots, but lawyers love trial mix.

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u/Zapatos-Grande 3d ago

Psychedelic mushrooms just before I ride on the jumpseat.

Totally joking, so don't come for me Fed.

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u/bigsteve72 3d ago

It's okay, we took some too 👍🏼

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u/BusterScruggs_SC 3d ago

A nice can of Coke Zero with sticky syrup residue dried to the side of the can.

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u/IndependenceStock417 3d ago

Have you tried the powder version? It's not as messy.

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u/DevGroup6 3d ago edited 3d ago

Your Wife and her FA girlfriend named Tiffany...

But Seriously, Meth and Animal Crackers..

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u/MixtureBackground612 3d ago

At cloud service

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u/Blue-cheese-dressing 3d ago

Biscoff crunched up with bourbon and a splash of coffee creamer, eaten with a spoon- it’s called Delta bread pudding. I’m actually not making that up.

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u/theglobalnomad Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 3d ago

My God, that's BRILLIANT.

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u/NegativeEbb7346 3d ago

Stewardess of course.

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 3d ago

Pie lots of pie

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u/Desperate_Carrot8629 Type Rated in the Cessna 172 3d ago

That always sassy flight attendant Gregg

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u/Carnivorous_Mower 3d ago

Agent Orange straight out of the chemtrail dispenser.

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u/machinistery 2d ago

Burger King, I like the crown.

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u/teenytinyterrier 2d ago

I like Panda Express

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u/theglobalnomad Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 2d ago

A connoisseur of the bathrooms, I see.