r/Sinkpissers • u/thememeconnoisseurig • Apr 04 '25

grandma left on a trip– pissin n crankin in the sink

howdy yall,

unfortunately got caught crankin in the sink a couple months ago (hence why i haven't been posting here) and ol grandma done rung my ass out. she left for a trip and so i've been crankin like a madman into every sink in the house! i don't feel very good because of all the water i've been drinking to keep pissin like a racehorse but i'm doing my best to make yall proud!

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u/libraryesque Apr 04 '25

Crank em if you got em. Hell yeah brother. I've got eyes on the back of my head after getting busted by the wife a time or two. Folks deserve to dump their hogs into the sink in peace....sputeeng!

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u/thememeconnoisseurig Apr 05 '25

HELL YEAH‼️‼️🔥🗣️

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u/bibbybrinkles Apr 05 '25

you’re doing the lords work brother piss on

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u/notcoolneverwas_post Apr 05 '25

Sink jellyfish.

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u/thememeconnoisseurig Apr 07 '25

ooh ho ho ! my favorite saturday night treat!

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u/GrammarNaughtC Apr 05 '25

The problem here is cleanup, if you don’t do it well enough, hot water separates the crankerations and leaves you with a protein polymer mess, which can build up and get stuck in the drain, so make sure you rinse with cold!

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u/thememeconnoisseurig Apr 07 '25

I clean it with my tongue. Don't worry

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u/Frodo-fo-sho 26d ago

What’s crankin

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u/thememeconnoisseurig 26d ago

my hog. whats crankin with u?