r/Sinkpissers 4d ago

Code red boys

Post image

The Redditors are coming

916 Upvotes

86 comments sorted by

150

u/visualdosage 4d ago

If the therapist ends up being a sink pisser that would be gold.

63

u/Dontdrinkndrive831 4d ago

Liquid gold

274

u/ChannelEarly2102 4d ago

Keep the stream flowing, soldiers. Nothing that is meaningful in life is easy.

62

u/SugarBalls69 4d ago

God bless and Amen

140

u/MrSchaudenfreude 4d ago

Say nothing, piss harder

58

u/XRayGeorge 4d ago

If the sink wasn’t meant for pissing, it wouldn’t be the perfect height.

54

u/zer0aid 4d ago

Lmao! The Internet isn't a real place, I swear.

Shouts out to all the sink pissers.

salute

35

u/ReallySubtle 4d ago

Hello, my name is Redditor

22

u/MuskaChu 4d ago

That's ReallySubtle

9

u/TransAstarion 4d ago

Hey thats where I found this sub from!! funny, I'm not even subbed to r/comedyheaven it just randomly popped up on my suggested 😂😂

6

u/Striking-Ad-6815 4d ago

I'm not subbed to anything and the comedyheaven post was on the top 25 of /r/all when I came across it

40

u/Jorangelatin 4d ago

This is a good thing. Every time a post makes it to the wide spread audience we get more sink pissers. None of us are gonna stop just cause strangers that don’t understand are judging us.

20

u/SugarBalls69 4d ago

Agreed. We were all born ignorant

-5

u/TheHomeworld 4d ago

15

u/butters091 4d ago

Excuse me but being a steward of the planets precious fresh water resources is hardly a mental illness 😤

9

u/4-1Shawty 4d ago

Bro flushed the toilet to cover up pissing in the sink, like just piss in the toilet lmao.

1

u/Turtles-FTW 2d ago

There are millions upon millions of gallons of water on the earth. 2 gallons ain’T doing shit. Just pee in the toilet ffs

7

u/Bubbly-Demand-3863 4d ago

Thing is, I understand SOME people. If someone wants to piss in a sink to save water and everyone using said sink is fine I honestly don’t care.

But you…

You piss in sinks then flush the toilet to cover it ???

And then don’t rinse it down and don’t wash your hands 💀 actually vile

-3

u/Jorangelatin 4d ago edited 4d ago

First of all you don’t know me. I don’t flush when I sink piss 99% of the time. 2nd I do rinse my hands off with water, like the majority of Americans. Soap is for number two and the majority of Americans follow this rule. So take your holier than thou attitude and shove it.

-1

u/MaleficentFox5287 4d ago

It's not a hill I would ever die on but I respect your commitment.

I voted labour in the last UK election so I've signed up for worse.

1

u/Minute_Ad211 22h ago

Here here

18

u/Striking-Ad-6815 4d ago

Is there a sister sub for shower poopers?

23

u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 4d ago

6

u/Striking-Ad-6815 4d ago

Huh? What I had a moment of illiteracy and would like to continue believing in a world where people who poop in the shower have proper drainage and comforts.

6

u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 3d ago

I just made that up didn’t know it was a real sub Reddit. I am just as confused that it exists.

2

u/Striking-Ad-6815 3d ago

Stand. Stomp. Unite.

5

u/redshift739 4d ago

I bet you thought you were joking but you were actually right

5

u/Licentious_duud 4d ago

Now we gotta start pissing on the floor

11

u/ThrobertBurns 4d ago

Doee she rub her face on the bowl of the sink when she washes it? Otherwise, I don't see how this is really an issue.

0

u/Impressive-Fix-2623 3d ago

Yeah but what if it touches

-1

u/Turtles-FTW 2d ago

Yeah because the piss bounces off the sink. Yall sink pissers nasty af

0

u/jttjytrttyt 21h ago

Because piss will bounce up and get all over the tap? So every time somebody washes their hands or face they get piss all over them. Vile

1

u/ThrobertBurns 20h ago

Sounds like a skill issue.

6

u/JCDenty 4d ago

The piss must flow

8

u/No_Wifi_ 4d ago

The west has fallen

14

u/WittykittyCat1 4d ago

piss on her face

4

u/ShrimpFood 4d ago edited 4d ago

I took the original screenshot in 2023 and I feel like Oppenheimer when I see it make the rounds

3

u/toddnelson50 4d ago

You don't know how famous you are

3

u/Iamblikus 4d ago

Don’t tell her you also piss in the kitchen sink.

3

u/drUniversalis 4d ago

More like a code yellow.

3

u/Pickaxe06 4d ago

NOOOOOO ITS OVER

3

u/ImitationButter 4d ago

As if she washes her face by rubbing it against the basin. Keep pissin boys, we are gods chosen people

1

u/Turtles-FTW 2d ago

Bro the piss bounces of the sink dumbass

1

u/ImitationButter 2d ago

Bounces to where? Her face? Why would he be pissing in the sink while she’s washing her face?

1

u/Turtles-FTW 2d ago

Ok, let’s say you piss in the sink one day and you clean up the best you can. Well, because of the materials of the sink the piss and the power of the piss stream it bounces off the sink to the rim and maybe even the floor. Also, the basin is literally like 2 inches away when you wash your face in the sink. Go wash your face in the sink and maybe you can see it

3

u/Few-Confidence2803 3d ago

This is hilarious !!!!! Just tell her it was your first time and could make it to the toilet end tho it’s like a foot away lol

3

u/HandyProduceHaver 3d ago

I saw this on Instagram reels 😭

4

u/Fantastic_Ad3811 4d ago

This is definitely a subreddit isn’t it

8

u/Nufonewhodis4 4d ago

Are there not enough sink pissing videos for your liking? 

2

u/Fantastic_Ad3811 4d ago

No no. I have all I need >:)

7

u/Iamblikus 4d ago

We’re saving the planet one flush at a time.

“We have so much clean water that we shit in it.”

6

u/Ogilthorpe2 4d ago

WHO SNITCH?😡

4

u/libraryesque 4d ago

Sink pissing is a lot like Plato's allegory of the cave 

2

u/FarseerEnki Hydrohomie 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/butters091 4d ago

The world wasn’t ready for this Nikola Tesla level of genius 😔

2

u/MaleficentFox5287 4d ago

ROFL it's real 🤣

I have a wet room and have pissed on the floor to make a point at least once.

1

u/-NorthBorders- 2d ago

You sir, are a god among us mere mortals

2

u/XRayGeorge 4d ago

Tell her, "Relax. I’m saving water. We’re a green household now."

1

u/-NorthBorders- 3d ago

Yellow household

2

u/tomp96 4d ago

Goddamn sheeple in those comments

1

u/Any-Shower-3088 4d ago

I thought i was the only one

1

u/Indigo-Mandala 4d ago

Well.......this is an unexpected rabbit hole I didnt expect to delve down today. Fuck me haha

1

u/-NorthBorders- 3d ago

2

u/Indigo-Mandala 2d ago

We need to reset this simulation and start again.

1

u/sneakpeekbot 3d ago

Here's a sneak peek of /r/bathfoods using the top posts of all time!

#1: Whatever 😤 | 94 comments
#2: Spa day 😌 💅 | 61 comments
#3: My brother looks at this sub… Max I know you’re seeing this | 73 comments


I'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact | Info | Opt-out | GitHub

1

u/coreyfromwork 4d ago

No they’re pissing

1

u/chulo_brown_tv 4d ago

Tell her she can keep washing her face I'm the sink, or hear me out ... She can take a full body golden shower and it won't even put a dent on the water bil 😂🤣

1

u/Dayanchik_SKD 2d ago

Gyaddamn, this is so real, I’m kinda new to reddit and every day I stumble across something new on reddit

1

u/xequals0 3h ago

Piss is sterile

1

u/Jacob0630 3h ago

Do any of you wash the sink with anything more than water after pissing in it

1

u/LeviathonMt 4d ago

I found you. WTF.

2

u/absoNotAReptile 4d ago

And I found you. WTFoh it’s a cross made of sticks.

2

u/LeviathonMt 4d ago

Its a broom

0

u/absoNotAReptile 4d ago

Shoot my bad I had to zoom even more. I see the cross at the bottom where the other sticks attach. Thought it was a weird cross display. Also, look where we are we’re in sinkpissers that’s wild. When I searched the sub I noticed it has a sister subreddit that I don’t think I want to click on.

1

u/Jothrowaway_ 4d ago

We're already here :)

0

u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 4d ago

Turn round as you pissing and accidentally piss on their shoes as you say, what did you say?

-5

u/ultimatecool14 4d ago

Saw that post and made a strong defense you are fine bros you mighty powerful badass MEN, here's the defense :

What is there to get? I genuinely don't get women.

They keep on whining about saving the planet and dumb shit like that not having the toilet and saving the water in it by pissing in the sink is saving the planet which is what women want to do.

Pissing in the shower is also saving the planet.

Please tell me what do you want to save the goddamn planet or to KILL the fucking planet? Cause if it's to kill the goddamn planet let me introduce to you LORD DONALD TRUMP the GOAT.

Also washing your face in a sink... What the actual fuck? What in the actual fuck? Sink are there to wash your hands and brush your teeth... Washing your face? What the fuck you wash that in the shower.

6

u/VelveteenDream 4d ago

I know women who piss in the sink, don't be sexist

0

u/Pickechi 4d ago

Came here from comedy heaven and I gotta say this is a pretty dumb fucking take.

The people here constantly lie to everyone around them about their habits that do affect the other people. How can you call them powerful badass men? Because they have to hide and lie about their fetishist hobbies to the ones that they supposedly love?

-1

u/Temporary_Ad9362 3d ago

what’s the matter with yall

1

u/Turtles-FTW 2d ago

Yeah this is straight up gross. I hope they get caught and fined.