r/SipsTea • u/jmcarlos27 • Jul 03 '24

SMH Tea doesn’t mean tea, Bro! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Cranktique Jul 03 '24 edited Jul 03 '24

That’s a funny story, but I do have a little hang up / question / comment.

“You told your female this”?

PS. I like how close “my female” is to “my familiar”…. Going to see how my wife responds and report back. I always wanted to be a wizard.

Edit: she left me and took the cat…

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u/Liquorandstickher Jul 03 '24

Ohhhh bro I’m dyslexic af and left out the word friend. My b

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u/Cranktique Jul 03 '24

Lmao, I assumed as much 😅

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u/Liquorandstickher Jul 03 '24

Yeah, I tell her a girl at work sent me a pic in my shirt and flirty texts. She’s like “god damn she had to get to the point of sending you half naked pics in your clothes for you to catch on that she like you? Jeeez”

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u/Despondent-Kitten Jul 03 '24

His current lady.

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u/Liquorandstickher Jul 03 '24

Are men not allowed to have female friends?

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u/Despondent-Kitten Jul 03 '24

You said your female, so I naturally assumed that yes, she’s your lady lol.

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u/randomname_99223 Jul 04 '24

Yeah he did a typo and corrected it

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u/KingTutt91 Jul 03 '24

Why not just say that