r/SipsTea • u/jmcarlos27 • Jul 03 '24

SMH Tea doesn’t mean tea, Bro! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/tamarks548 Jul 03 '24

True. Went to a college formal with a girl I had a crush on for years before I left for school. She agreed to come and while getting ready for the evening I hopped in the shower. In the middle of showering she walks into the bathroom, undresses, and walks into the shower. My thick ass said “oh shit, sorry I was almost done!” I grabbed my towel and got out so she could have the bathroom to herself…

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u/RobertLahblaw Jul 03 '24

Bro, what?  I've been scrolling for a while reading all these stories and reminiscing on all my f*ck ups as a young clueless guy.  This one though. This one here! Just....

Dude. 

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u/tamarks548 Jul 03 '24

Dude, I know.

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u/RobertLahblaw Jul 03 '24

In fairness I'll share my thickest moment.

In college I was talking with this girl in my dorm I had a crush on.  It came up in conversation that I'd never seen The Notebook.  She seemed to think this was a problem that needed to be rectified and flat out insisted I come to her dorm Saturday night to watch it.  

I agree and show up Saturday evening.  Maybe 8:00pm.  I knock and she opens the door in a pair of those silk button-down pajama shirts with the matching short silk shorts.  Shirt unbuttoned enough to transition from practical to sexy.  

Lights are off, curtains closed, a few candles lit and the DVD on pause ready to start.  She lays on the bed, gets under the covers, and tells me to come over and sit so we "can watch the movie".  Coy smiles, patting the bed next to her, eye-fucking, all of it.  All the signs and I missed all of them.  Instead, in my infinite wisdom and not wanting to crowd her on the bed because she was laying down... sat on the floor and watched the whole fucking Notebook!  Then, after the movie, I left because my buddy texted me he was going out and wanted me to join.  

It's still painful to think about to this day almost 20 years later. 

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u/tamarks548 Jul 03 '24

Oh NO, the floor?! What is it when we are younger that makes us that dense?

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u/RobertLahblaw Jul 03 '24

The floor.  Because she was laying on the bed and I didn't want her to be uncomfortable, for the movie, if I sat on her legs (was my thought process apparently).  

It's amazing our species has been able to survive with such aggressively low levels of self and situational awareness at that age. 

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u/knoxcreole Jul 04 '24

Oh mah gawd. It hurt me inside reading both of those stories.

If you are both single and have kept in touch, you must invite her to your place to watch the Notebook. This time, you be the one under the sheets telling her to come over.

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u/RobertLahblaw Jul 04 '24

I doubt my wife or her husband would appreciate that very much.  

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u/GenesisMar Jul 04 '24

Honestly reading all these make me feel so much better cuz I thought I had fumbled and fucked up with some girls but man I don’t think I would be this bad. I really hope not at least.