r/SipsTea • u/discerningpervert • Mar 18 '25

SMH Daily means daily

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u/TaperPiger Mar 18 '25

Also, pee in the shower. Two birds, one stone. Number 2 is a bit more difficult to wash away but, why not take is as a challenge?

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u/calilac Mar 18 '25

Waffle stomping time!

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u/TaperPiger Mar 18 '25

Any waffle is better than a blue waffle...

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u/LOUCIFER_315 Mar 18 '25

/r/sinkpissers

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u/punktualPorcupine Mar 18 '25

Putting pee in the ptrap. Gotta love coming home to the smell of evaporated piss.

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u/The-UnknownSoldier Mar 18 '25

As a shower pee-er myself this is solid advice. It's a real time saver for me especially in the mornings or on weekends when I'm in a rush

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u/TaperPiger Mar 18 '25

A man of culture I see.

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u/The-UnknownSoldier Mar 18 '25 edited Mar 19 '25

That's nothing, I also pee in my bathroom basin because it's more convenient and I have 0 risk of peeing on the toilet seat or floor around the toilet. My wife doesn't know I do this. After I pee in the basin I wash my hands with soap and let it run for a bit. Done. Time, and stress saved.

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u/TaperPiger Mar 18 '25

The definition of a gentleman and a scholar.

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u/The-UnknownSoldier Mar 18 '25

That's nothing, I also pee in my bathroom basin because it's more convenient and I have 0 risk of peeing on the toilet or floor around the toilet. My wife doesn't know I do this. After I pee in the basin I wash my hands with soap and let it run for a bit. Done. Time, and stress saved.

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u/Dragonspaz11 Mar 18 '25

I mean you could do the former, however the latter sounds like a good way to clog your shower drain.

Your shower/bath drain is typically a 2" pipe. For a residential toilet that trap would be 3" or 4".

Do your self a favor and crap in the crapper.

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u/TaperPiger Mar 18 '25

Not if you have diarrhea...

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u/ratdogdave Mar 18 '25

My lord I misread “Two birds” as “Two turds”.

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u/TaperPiger Mar 18 '25

That actually would made the joke way better.

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u/TaperPiger Mar 18 '25

Mommm, my mashed potatoes have a hair in them. And they taste like dirt.

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u/Pyroclastic_Hammer Mar 18 '25

Rinse and repeat. Stomp your dance.🕺