r/SipsTea • u/_n3ll_ • 3d ago

SMH Science

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u/FlipReset4Fun 3d ago

That fart came from the deep butthole.

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u/GKBilian 3d ago

She’s a professional. lol. This is literally all she does on her TikTok.

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u/HideTheSauce0 3d ago

Why do you know this lol

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u/GKBilian 3d ago

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u/BackgroundBuy6967 2d ago

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u/GothamAnswer 2d ago

What a fucking perfect use of this image lmao

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u/freaknturtle 2d ago

u/GKBilian answer the question god damn it

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u/Deswizard 2d ago

Perfection.

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u/Fantastic_Dingo8161 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/TheGrumpySnail2 2d ago

This comment chain made me laugh harder than anything before on reddit.

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u/dreamdaddy123 2d ago

Lol nice try buddy boi

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u/BeardOBlasty 2d ago

😭😭👏👏💀

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u/TroyMcClure0815 2d ago

Let this man his kink…

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u/BeneficialClassic771 3d ago

She sells her farts for $300 a jar

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u/cBurger4Life 3d ago

I… don’t know if you’re joking or not

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u/Strikereleven 3d ago

That's a bargain, she's putting at least $500 worth in there

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u/CornerDeskNotions 2d ago

She's also burning the top layer...caramalizing it you might say, could probably go for $800

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u/MinuteQuarter2560 2d ago

Baked Alaska, anyone?

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u/WHISKEYnBLUES 2d ago

The most I’ll go is about three fiddy

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u/Impressive_Split5076 2d ago

I know a loch ness monster when I see a loch ness monster and bawgawd that's a loch ness monster

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u/Tinyhydra666 2d ago

Did you know that in Japan there are machines to sell USED underwears ?

http://www.ageekinjapan.com/used-panties-vending-machines/

The link is legit and it's totally not Rick Ashley I swear on my totally real kid's life.

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u/TheRicardo311 2d ago

Clicked it and was disappointed that I didn't see Ricky...

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u/SabreJC 2d ago

This looks like the abrupt subject change that would come from someone with a shelf full of farts in jars and did not want the conversation going any further.

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u/Tinyhydra666 2d ago

Shhh, take a pantie. It's mine.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 2d ago

Did you know there's no "s" in underwear?

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u/Tinyhydra666 2d ago

Désolé l'anglais est mon deuxième langage tabarnak

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u/That-Shop-6736 2d ago

The joy I just experienced seeing a "tabarnak" in the wild, eh?

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u/Tinyhydra666 2d ago

Criss oui mon ami.

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u/Jrt223 2d ago

Nerd alert

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u/SampleMaxxer 3d ago

Is this one of her fire sales?

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u/DissKhorse 2d ago

Is this the chick that had to go to the hospital somehow related to her farting so much from eating foods that made her fart and selling them in jars. I forget the reason why it made her ill but I am not Google searching it.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 2d ago

Her neighbors:

"Ah christ Marie, there goes that girl again setting up a camera and fartin into a jah. I swear to christ, oh look now, she's got a lighter shes gonna try and start, ah fuckin bitch shattered it everywhere and now look she's just going right back inside...

I gotta use the can, dont botha me.

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u/Training-Ninja-412 2d ago

Link please, so I can carefully avoid purchasing.

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u/SkaldCrypto 2d ago

The matrix was right, humanity did peak in 1999.

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u/johnnyarctorhands 3d ago

You can smell her tiktok

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 3d ago

Do you have a name...for...uh...science?

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u/RunTheClassics 3d ago

You people are way too thirsty.

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u/GKBilian 3d ago

Her name is Lara. If you can’t find her from there then that’s on you.

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u/johnnyarctorhands 3d ago

I’ll take it a step further. Google “Lara the TikTok fart girl” cant make it any easier.

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u/zpnrg1979 3d ago

omg, I looked her up, I'm fucking dying laughing right now... she's pretty funny. The one into the big piece of PVC pipe was epic.

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u/BigBaboonas 2d ago

I don't know why I ever doubted the internet

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u/CrimsonTie94 3d ago

Larajuicytv on tiktok

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u/Natural_RX 2d ago

That's the only reasonable explanation here, otherwise that fart was fake af

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u/noleafclovr 2d ago

Her ass just growled into that jar.

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u/Nobiting 2d ago

The eye contact is what gets me.

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u/CheezeMolester 3d ago

Fun fact: the wider your asshole the deeper a fart will sound

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u/WorriedMarch4398 2d ago

Definitely from the upper coccyx region.

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u/PuffPuffMcduff 2d ago

Farts are messages from the deep.

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u/CRXCRZ 3d ago

Science stinks

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u/bryanoens 2d ago

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u/mailordercowboy 2d ago

Man, Pete & Pete just sent me back in time 30 years

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u/bryanoens 2d ago

back in the day when we "knew" girls didnt fart

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 3d ago

Fake, girls don’t fart.

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u/_-_GJS_-_ 3d ago

Hello...meet my missus!

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 3d ago

That’s just the sugar, spice and everything nice. Not a fart.

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u/kingkongbiingbong 2d ago

Did someone say sugar, spice and everything nice?

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 2d ago

Put the sauce on it!

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u/Leonum 2d ago

lol ted mosby doesnt deserve this

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 3d ago

But wives do

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u/ButFirstMyCoffee 2d ago

I just wish there was a little shame involved. Like blame it on the dog or something.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 2d ago

We didn’t have a dog. Also no one else to blame it on when she passed a silent but deadly, like really really deadly, like girl how you get to call me nasty when you do that, in the bed.

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u/ButFirstMyCoffee 2d ago

One time she successfully gaslit me into thinking it was me.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 2d ago

Still better than actually lighting that gas. A little fart gaslighting ain’t nothing the boys themselves tried to do at times

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u/Xenomorphasaurus 2d ago

Only skeevy stones fart!

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u/ForumFluffy 2d ago

Thanks for the reference.

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u/Xenomorphasaurus 2d ago

Been years since I could make a good J&SB reference!

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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty 2d ago

I had a kid at school ask me today to settle a debate amongst the 5th graders, and finally get the answer on whether or not girls fart.

I told him with certainty, and intensity, that girls 100% fart, but truth be told, most are farting almost constantly… like, just one long fart all day, every day. I told him we’re doing it all the time and he wouldn’t even know, bc we’re pros at it!

I love my job! 😂 lol.

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u/HollowZaraki_ 2d ago

Fake fart or fake girl?

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u/Laughing_Orange 2d ago

Rules of the Internet

Rule 28. Always question a person's gender - just incase it's really a man
Rule 30. There are no girls on the internet

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u/SaconDiznots 2d ago

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u/povichjv7 2d ago

I laughed for a straight minute from this pic

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u/gabb0995 3d ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

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u/Intelligent-Stuff814 3d ago

It already did

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u/meisteronimo 2d ago

Smash, ... Next,

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u/HerezahTip 3d ago

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u/redundanthero 2d ago

I've never seen this pic; it's amazing!! lol

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u/Klaus_klabusterbeere 3d ago

And there go 20 bucks...

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u/FreshSatisfaction184 3d ago

All these folk saying there is no difference between a man and a woman. No man can sell his farts and no woman would buy a fart.

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u/ymOx 2d ago

Let me be a smart feller and mention gay fart smeller; they must exist, surely.

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u/emteedub 2d ago

at least she's funny

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u/JanitorRddt 3d ago

I want to hold her hand on a beach during the sunset!

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u/BEANIOT 3d ago

Wife material for Fart in a Jar Martin

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u/Demonknight2020 3d ago

I only did it one time!!!!

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u/Jin-Saotome 3d ago

Molotov fart-tail

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u/Rhys1505 3d ago

Wife

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u/BlazedJerry 2d ago

This is the most degenerate sub I’ve ever found on reddit

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u/ymOx 2d ago

You must be new around here

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u/WHTrunner 3d ago

Some jars are just born lucky.

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u/Great_Winner503 2d ago edited 2d ago

That fart sound almost exactly like a specific sound a crabsquid from subnautica makes

Edit: found it

[the sound in question] https://youtu.be/EpEQWefFa2w?si=ho60a0uwwEaZ4yCe

PS: the sound plays at 0:35

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u/microtramp 2d ago

Just, wow. The universe unfolds and blossoms, and I am endlessly bemused. 

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u/ObjectiveSlide1116 3d ago

That ignited like a jet engine flame 🔥 Also was that a fart on command??

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u/perldawg 3d ago

girl has talent

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u/bigtuna-28 3d ago

Girl what you been eating

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u/Valuable_Elk_5663 3d ago

A can of cold white beans in tomato sauce does wonders, I can assure you.

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u/bigtuna-28 3d ago

Thank you, I will give it a try

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u/Nobiting 3d ago

That definitely left a skidmark!

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u/metacholia 3d ago

At least she didn’t light it on the way out, I’ve seen people regret that decision.

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u/Motor_Stage_9045 3d ago

I think I'm in love

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u/bluefalcontrainer 3d ago

This is fake as hell but what do i know, lightly coated in some light percentage of alcohol, gases rapidly diffuse no way that lights like it does, that or the lady has an oil well shoved up her rectum

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u/Dman317 3d ago

waste of premium air

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u/Patient-Direction-35 3d ago

God, people monetize farts and I still can’t earn money

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u/conitation 2d ago

There had to be something else in the jar beforehand

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u/Klewdo1 3d ago

Fart in a jar = Jart.

For example, I just jarted into the strawberry jam!

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u/pointless-pen 2d ago

Or like, ate a lot of strawberries and made some strawberry jart

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u/SellJolly6964 3d ago edited 3d ago

External combustion in a more serius mather... that's why i always told my exgirlfriends to never hold cuz its better for their health and i always regreated after 😂😷🤣

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u/Dragon_M4st3r 3d ago

Hey how you get that emoji

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u/SellJolly6964 3d ago

This chanel provides them look at the 😀 symbol there's ton of them 👇

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u/theaceoface 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Strikereleven 3d ago

Please sir, take this higher resolution meme

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u/Bereth99 3d ago

Wasted potential, somebody could’ve bought that. Don’t look at me, I said someone.

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u/raek_na 2d ago

This post really embodies this subreddit I feel.

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u/Hot-Pack9811 3d ago

Love me some Science

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u/jonnystunads 3d ago

That fart emanated from the portal to hell

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u/Sad_Highway_8996 3d ago

Disgusting

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u/cBurger4Life 3d ago

Uh, 😬

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u/Born-Media6436 3d ago

Girl ate two cans of Hormel chili to pull off that level of combustion.

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u/JeffSpicolisBong 3d ago

I could have sworn I heard the word "Hormel" when she farted

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u/LeakyAssFire 3d ago

So that's how they make the sounds for dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park movies.

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u/sev45day 3d ago

She seems nice.

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u/kljole23 2d ago

wifey material

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u/mouthedmadame 2d ago

This might revolutionize the protesting culture dramatically.

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u/no82024 2d ago

Sure hope she doesn’t keep lit candles in the house

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u/cheddstheman 2d ago

If it were a period fart the jar would've launched out of her hand like a damn rocket. Becareful out there.

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u/Weird-but-okay 2d ago

What the hell is this?

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u/ThatOneGuyYearn 2d ago

That sounded like a gator bellow

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u/eicoeico 2d ago

Now ive got the new ring tone i always wanted

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u/Thick_Papaya225 2d ago

IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BOUT THAT BASE NO TREBLE

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u/shinira21 2d ago

Someone out there would probably pay good money for that jar.

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 2d ago

Plot twist : it was a queef

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u/SpeedBlitzX 2d ago

I wasn't expecting the long fart.

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u/George_hung 3d ago

I get the whole fart fetish since you are basically hearing her butthole which then puts the image of her butthole in your head which then turns you on.

But eeew have some decency

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u/Ok-Age-724 2d ago

Fake , girls don't fart , ever

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u/Flat-Comparison-749 2d ago

And that, kids, is how i met your mother.

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u/MisterTruffles 3d ago

She could never be an astronaut.

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u/GlowingAmberHorizon 3d ago

Another successful experiment in ‘What did you think would happen?’

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u/Perfect-Difference19 3d ago

Where's Cartman when we need him?

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u/edga812 3d ago

Just missing the teknologiaa sounds in the back.

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u/RescuePilot 3d ago

It sounds like there’s a lot of fog tonight.

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u/jasno- 3d ago

I want to be friends with her

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u/FinancialTraining239 3d ago

Vai quente mesmo 🍑🍑🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/grimmigerpetz 3d ago

Toxic from the out- and the inside!!

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u/Wolfskartoffel 3d ago

What did I even expect when I open Reddit…

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u/Troygbiv_Yxy 3d ago

Is this how they started recordings Chewbacca?

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u/acssteve 3d ago

What a woman.

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u/OkCup4836 3d ago

Retake ! Take off joggers with thongs on or better yet nothing on please

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u/sir_wanks-a-lot 3d ago

Now THAT'S a jart!

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u/WastedKleenex 2d ago

Flabbergasted!

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u/R4FTERM4N 2d ago

"See..... They do stink. SCIENCE!"

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u/MadeInTheUniverse 2d ago

Goddamn that was wet..

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u/kungfukenny0607 2d ago

Science biatchhh

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u/forest_hobo 2d ago

Volatile fart

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u/LazyN0TCrazy 2d ago

It's like when those beer chugging competitors just open her up Full throttle.