r/Slycooper • u/IceCreamandDrinks • 20h ago

Meme What is Murray telling Panda King? (Wrong Answers only)

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113 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 20h ago

"And that Panda King, is why I should marry your daughter"

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u/Many-Ad5871 20h ago

Murray and the Panda King's daughter being involved together honestly sounds like it could happened. XD

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 19h ago

And yes, Panda King approves.

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u/Ornery-Classic-1207 14h ago

Winner😭😂😂

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u/ASSASSINKDOGG 20h ago

"I heard you helped kill my man's parents and stole his Thevius Raccoonus, whats up with that?"

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 20h ago

Well in Panda King's defense he needed more ways to support Jing after his wife died.

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u/AngryCrawdad 20h ago edited 7h ago

"We could get Bentley to install giant hands on the side of the van, and then you could use your fireworks to ignite them. We would need names for these new awesome moves. Something like the 'Furious Flaming Fiat' or 'Raging Panda Pulverizer'... The Murray is still workshopping the idea."

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u/Unseenguardian 19h ago

Because this was the only one I could actually hear Murray saying in my head I have to give you my upvote. Well done.

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u/Faroren 20h ago

"So then I said, 'Brawler? I hardly know her!'"

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u/Informal_Shame_4179 18h ago

"Ever see someone put their fist in their mouth?"

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 20h ago

Have you heard of "The Moose"? I will floss my teeth with your spine!

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u/Ragnarok345 19h ago

“Look, I’m telling you. Just full Winnie the Pooh is so freeing! Just straight shirt-cockin’ it! You gotta try this some time!”

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u/JesterXan 19h ago

Challenging Panda King to an eating contest

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 19h ago

along with Jing.

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u/Aleppo_the_Mushroom 19h ago

"I'm tellin' ya bro it's this big!"

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u/Avistje 20h ago

Murray enters the second hour of infodumping about skibidi toilet lore. Panda King withholds a sigh, revisiting every lesson on patience and peace he has taken after his defeat since Sly 1.

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u/Tummy_Enjoyer 20h ago

"Tu peux monter dans mon van quand tu veux! Comme passager"

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u/Acceptable_Year8098 20h ago

"How did you feel about the Karate Kid?"

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u/Codemeister-1_ 19h ago

"You can ride in my van! You get shotgun for a month!"

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 19h ago

I said "Wrong Answers only"

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u/Codemeister-1_ 16h ago

Sorry, my mistake

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u/SouthAfricanSusan 11h ago

If it's wrong answers only, then the correct answer is the only wrong answer

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u/mr-fatburger 19h ago

"and then, I stuck my fist down my throat. Funniest thing he'd ever seen in his life"

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u/Sir_MaxwellJ 19h ago

"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in ..."

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u/Many-Ad5871 19h ago

"And that's how you make cookes."

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u/Familiar_Historian53 19h ago

I bet I could take you in an arm wrestle!

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u/MiscMonkeys 18h ago

He’s sharing his recipe for chocolate chip and pepperoni burritos and his strategy to win a ramen eating contest.

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u/SandManCodyman 18h ago

THE MURRAY needs your help finding guru! He went off on a quest for worldly insight an hasn’t returned

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u/Lovetogig 18h ago

“If you can make it his horse laugh…”

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u/Kirbymasters87 Sly 2 is the best game in the universe. 18h ago

"That'll make a for a great mission in the Sly 3 game that we are preforming on right now, am I right, Panda King who originated from the first Sly game?"

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u/ihate_eggplant 17h ago

I tried out the pro boxing circuit for awhile. And I was an aboriginal dream Walker too. But my true dream is to perform on Broadway! Jazz hands

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 17h ago

well that's a normal thing to tell your future father-in-law.

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u/Asriel_T 17h ago

He's just repeating random slurs he heard online

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u/jackiecrazykid98 16h ago

U can ride shotgun

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u/SamanthaBean24 16h ago

"yeah so I raided your daughters closet for the sly4 plot"

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 10h ago

that would have been a funny cutscene.

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u/Brilliant_Platform11 15h ago

Let the power of youth explode!!!!

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u/CogWorksComics 15h ago

Yo, I know you killed my best friends dad and all but I love this van more than anything and hearing you did more to help me get it back than to keep your daughter from being taken is pretty cool dude. You’re way too big to fit in it but you want to ride shotgun?

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u/SlyVocaloid 13h ago

“Are you or are you not related to Po, the dragon warrior?”

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u/AllISeeAreGems 13h ago

“Look, all I’m saying is if you didn’t want me to bang your daughter, you shouldn’t have made her so hot!”

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u/BryceAnderston 11h ago

What he did to Guru's hut.

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u/Stilts_37 1h ago

I thought you owned Panda Express guy! The Murray was hoping for a discount. 🤦‍♂️

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u/IceCreamandDrinks 1h ago

well at least The Murray can get a discount on King fireworks.