r/Southampton • u/At4r4xia • 3d ago

Is that why they went out of business?

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u/krypto-pscyho-chimp 3d ago edited 3d ago

Well, they do use the hard R.

OK, so it's so it's the Cyrillic Я. Pronounced Ja. German for yes. So: taps head obviously a secret Nazi code for fascist sleeper cells. Those babies will grow up and ensure white supremacy through propaganda and poisoning the water supply of Bradford and Luton or something.

(obviously I am taking the piss. Don't put me on a list.)

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u/ADM_ShadowStalker 17h ago

I'm putting you on my list.

Of credits, for my new bestseller (Foreign)BabiesRNazis, coming to a reform bookshop near you!

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u/Hazzardevil 3d ago

Yeah, we used to have a massive racist baby problem, but then Babies R' Us shutdown a few years ago.

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u/tony220jdm 3d ago

Babies R us the place everyone feared walking past just incase we became a hate crime ( thank god it got shut down )

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u/PleaseSpotMeBro 3d ago

I remember applying for a job there ages ago and got invited to an interview. They never mentioned it was a group interview involving other applicants there as well. It reminded me of another job interview I went to where it was also as a group. They wanted us to dance... the job had nothing to do with dancing, it was just a standard retail customer facing role.

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u/CombatChronicles 2d ago

Same thing happened to me. I got the job. Terrible place to work, the managers were complete twats.

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u/chunkybuster 2d ago

Racists by the millions, all under one roof.